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Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

Adiabatic posted:

:siren: Post up your vehicle next to a Harbor Freight (or international equivalent) :siren:



:siren: Post a picture of your car in front of a Napa (Or international equivalent). :siren:

Fermented Tinal fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Feb 16, 2017

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Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Sure, or whatever Euro/Asian/South American etc equivalent. Napa AutoPros are basically parts stores but also mechanics shops.

One of the two here is a machine shop and industrial supply too.

E: Edited in a note to my challenge.

Fermented Tinal fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Feb 16, 2017

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

Cop Porn Popper posted:

Does it count if its the work delivery vehicle tomorrow, cuz lol, pep boys buys parts from us

No. :colbert:

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Ugh fine, just try to keep the brand name, any Napa will do. Jesus, I thought they existed south of the border.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

glyph posted:



Motherfucking tree. :argh:

:siren: Post a picture of your car in front of old military hardware on display (planes, tanks, guns...). :siren:

E: Can we offer up either/or challenges? I have some ideas that might be a bit of a long shot (I.e. next to 3+ cars with plates from different states/territories/countries/whatever the aussies call states) but don't want to stall the thread.

I think the convicts call them states but here in Canada we call them provinces.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
You don't have a nearby museum, rec centre, public park, cenotaph, etc., with a tank on display?

Jesus what the hell is wrong with America.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

glyph posted:

:siren: Post a picture of your car in front of old military hardware on display (planes, tanks, guns...). :siren:



:siren: Post a picture of your vehicle inside of a wood-framed (be it timber, stick framed, or otherwise, but the majority of the structural support must be wooden) barn. :siren:

If you're an urbanite, guess what, go for a drive, that's the name of the game.

E: There's a bit of a story behind this tank. Apparently they removed the engine in the 1970s after a mishap involving a couple of local drunks taking it for a joyride. It was also covered in hippy graffiti until the 90s.

Fermented Tinal fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Feb 16, 2017

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Are you seriously telling me you can't find a wood-framed barn? They're one of the most common structures on Earth.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

Safety Dance posted:

Some property owners are picky about who they let drive onto and take pictures of their property :confused:

Well, I'd hope you'd ask permission. I can't see most farmers/ranchers/etc. saying no if you have manners and ask respectfully.

Fermented Tinal fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Feb 16, 2017

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

beep-beep car is go posted:

"Hi Mr Farmer! I can see you're busy working 12 hour days taking care of your farm that's barely breaking even on a good year and losing money hand over fist on a bad year but can I - a complete stranger who you have never met - place my car inside your ancient barn already filled to the top with your equipment and/or silage and hay to take a photo for an internet comedy site?"

*yakety sax starts*

You don't work 12 hour days on a farm, ever. It's more like 16-20 hours, for a few weeks*, then a bunch of waiting, then maybe a week of 16-20 hour days again with random days (depending on how you do your tilling, and if you do any spraying or fertilizing) thrown in over the next couple months. This is followed by another couple weeks of 16-20 hour days... Of course, if you only own about 100 acres, cut those weeks down to days, or even no time at all because chances are you rent your fields out to someone else and have a regular job. Besides, it's Winter, right now nobody is tilling, planting, spraying, harvesting, haying, or really doing anything at all if they don't have livestock. You'd probably be the highlight of their Winter.

Many farms also have "on farm markets" through which they sell products to anyone who stops by, even cityfolk. There are also farms starting to do niche things like rent out plots to people who lack the space for a garden. These people would probably be the most likely to let you take a picture for the internet.

Point's moot tho, rdb has it in the bag.

E:*Assuming no livestock like cattle or more than a few chickens.

Fermented Tinal fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Feb 16, 2017

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
First I pick something I thought would be common, turns out I was wrong, I accept that and it's why I altered my challenge.

Then I pick something I know has to be easy, because they exist all over the world, even Antarctica has wood-framed storage buildings, and then goons whine about not having the social skills required to talk to a farmer.

Next time I'm just going to pull something out of my rear end and put zero thought into it.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Because reductio ad absurdum is based in reality.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Oh man, there's another 2007 Nissan Versa in the same colour as mine but with an auto at the dealership I just bought mine at.

E: My neighbour has a Sentra sedan, same era and colour, and iirc both vehicles are based on the same generation Renault Megane. Would that count? I could take the picture from my porch.

Fermented Tinal fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Feb 16, 2017

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Seriously, I already have the picture of my versa and the sentra, can we have a ruling on whether or not the same platform is okay before I post?

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Awww, c'mon, they're like 90% of the way there. Even the engines differ soley by head design and stroke.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

MrChips posted:

If I was to see them parked together would I confuse them for the same car?

drat, I was hoping for a technicality here.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
You read it on wikipedia so it must be true.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

Bajaha posted:

:siren:Post a picture of your car in front of a French restaurant / cuisine.:siren:



French? Check.

Restaurant? Check.

To any pedants, French is one of Canada's official languages, and Tim Hortons has a bilingual menu.

IM TRYING NOT TO PROBATE FOR 'CORRECT' SUBMISSIONS BUT GOD drat THIS WAS BAD

Post a picture of your car parked beside a police car at a doughnut shop (or international stereotypical fatcop food equiv or beside a cop car if for some reason you do not have fatcop food).


E: At the very least, the coffee was free (rollup!) and maybe it's time to get some rap sheet cred after over a decade of bad posting.

EE: Rollup is a special time of year celebrated in both English and French-speaking communities here. Basically you buy coffee for the chance to buy more coffee.

:siren:Post a picture of your car in front of a French restaurant / cuisine.:siren:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Feb 18, 2017

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
But they serve poutine... :saddowns:

Sorry for disappointing. In this little part of Canada not as close to the border as most, the options were "fast food joint that also serves a handful of vaguely 'French' foods like poutine," or "drive to different city an hour away." I knew I was playing fast and loose with the definition but I thought I would've gotten a laugh or two out of that.

Fermented Tinal fucked around with this message at 11:26 on Feb 18, 2017

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Mission accomplished then.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Imo, natural formation implies that the pile of snow was not made with a shovel, blower, or plow.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Small so nobody thinks this is my attempt at the challenge because I'd say a wind turbine is a form of windmill because the point is the convert wind energy into another form of energy more useful for work. At the same time, I detest them.



I used to live at this farm and drove all the way down there after work to take a picture of my car next to the windmill you can make out behind the house.

Unfortunately by the time I got there it was pitch-dark and basically the picture I took with a flash showed only my car reflecting all the light. Without a flash, no car, and the windmill was backlit by a very dark part of the night sky instead of say, the milkyway. I tried it with a flashlight too, no dice. :(

E: At least all this driving is helping me remember how to stick.

Fermented Tinal fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Feb 19, 2017

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

The Royal Nonesuch posted:

:siren: Your car next to a large orchard - no, not your neighbor's three spindly citrus trees, let's see a real orchard with rows! :siren:



Hopefully you can see the rows of apple trees that start about 50' from the road. If not there's another orchard I can try.*

:siren: Post a picture of your car parked with less than 2.5cm or 1in of space between it and another vehicle. :siren:

E: *Or not, it's a pretty bad time of year because honestly that just looks like a bunch of randomass dormant trees and there's no way I'm gonna tresspass down a mud track to get a better shot. If you guys really don't believe me, remind me in two months and I'll take a picture when they're in bloom.

Fermented Tinal fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Feb 23, 2017

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
So, does that mean my snowblower and my self-propelled lawnmower count as vehicles?

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
What constitutes a tow-truck? Can I put the lawnmower in my wheelbarrow and tie the wheelbarrow to the snowblower?

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Well, my snowblower does have something resembling a drawbar hitch but I have absolutely no idea what it is for.

I've thought about making a two-wheeled dolly to stand on to go with it but am really unsure if the friction disc could handle the loading.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

The Locator posted:

Nice neighborhood, my cardiologist's office is in that complex.

Was a nice neighbourhood, until the hippy moved in. Now it belongs to VW.

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Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
There's two doves that nest somewhere around here and they usually hang out on my front step. I've seen them on top of the Versa a few times but they bugger off when I try to take a picture.

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