World Baseball Classic 2017 - Watch Retired Dudes Relive Their Glory

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nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Popete posted:

They lost to a pitcher who and if I'm reading this right, does not throw to 1st!

Really? I hadn't heard. Tell me more :allears:

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 06:38

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

LOL cum dumpster

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 00:34

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Popete posted:

Ahah Amador tagging up to go to third.

Took him 45 feet to get up to speed and 45 feet to stop.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 06:59

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Rand alPaul posted:

Don't worry K-Rod will probably blow any lead the Venezuelans get.

Nice to see K-Rod is in mid-season form.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 05:31

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

c'mon, K-Rod, I know you have one more gopher ball in that arm

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 05:36

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Pancakes posted:

Yadi stealing strikes, DR's manager not very happy on a live broadcast.

If being amused by f-bombs on hot mics is swrong, I dont wanna be right.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 04:45

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Pancakes posted:

Chris Carpenter was a national treasure.

wonder how he explaimed that to his kids

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 04:49

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

DuhSal posted:

GIVE IT TO HIM THROW A BASE

Lloyd McClendon was unavailable for comment.

For real, tho, that strike zone has been dogshit all night.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 04:59

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Sydin posted:

Yay for Puerto Rico! Now let's see how that Netherlands vs Cuba game is go-

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 05:32

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

R.D. Mangles posted:

almost a twotblan

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 04:09

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Kid, we all want Bartolo Colon.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 04:05

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

HOLY poo poo :siren:

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 04:35

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

LLLLUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 04:40

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

https://twitter.com/DimTillard/status/843307719956217856

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 04:46

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

NO STEP ON SNEK

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 05:29

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

HOLY gently caress

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 06:00

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

YELLICH YOU BUM

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 06:02

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

I think Andrew McCutchen might be my favorite ~~non-Brewer~~ player

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 06:23

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 06:51

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

will_colorado posted:

Can we get Vin Scully to also call the USA/Japan game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGWt_BnEXyk
Start at ~16:50

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 07:05

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

at the organist playing the theme from M*A*S*H while the trainer was on the field

# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 05:37

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

POSSIBLE DONNYBROOK INCOMING :siren:

# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 06:04

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

As obnoxious as the airhorns in other games were, that's how charming the band is at this game.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 02:24

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

It sounds like they're just going to play through it.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 02:25

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Bob James posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjOdMzbt17g

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 02:51

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

I don't want to hear about Hosmer's finger finesse, Matt :gonk:

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 03:47

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

will_colorado posted:

that video of John Smoltz

I would think the most upsetting part of that clip is the massive bald spot that's revealed when his hat comes off

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 03:56

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

geez that was at least 12" over Cutch's glove, I thought he was a lot closer than that

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 04:07

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

seriously, how many people watching this know who Jackie Stewart even is?

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 05:16

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

USA WINS

USA WINS

OH MY GOD THE USA WINS IT

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 05:23

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Popete posted:

It's Kershaw in disguise

The thought of Kershaw shaving his beard and pulling a Bobby Valentine is making me giggle.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 05:33

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 04:45

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Don't worry, it's Hiram Burgos, Brewers superstar pitching

so it will be 10-0 when the USA finally gets its third out

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 04:49

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

I totally thought that was a salami

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 04:51

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 04:56

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Ben Sheets :gbsmith:

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 05:04

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

The ball getting jammed in Hosmer's glove has got to be a metaphor for something

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 05:51

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 06:38

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

R.D. Mangles posted:

imagine buying a licensed USA World Baseball Champion Hat

Yours for only $29.99!

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 06:04

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