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We've got him for sure this time, boys! There's no way Trump can possibly get out of this one! seriously it's like a roadrunner cartoon
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what about today, is trump hosed yet is he hosed yet
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Mar 15, 2017 08:15
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a vote for trump was a vote for four years' worth of hilarious d&d tantrums tears are the opiate of the masses 
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Mar 16, 2017 13:48
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SBJ posted:Lmao i said in this thread that i was on the fence about trump and his policies and ive basically been painted with the alt right brush because of it numerous times. Some people are really upset and are going full hog on the with us or against us mentality hold still while i cure your naziism with my fists
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Mar 16, 2017 14:28
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World War Mammories posted:perhaps the truth is somewhere in the middle agreed, hence my belief that the earth is six thousand years old and i'm totally one of those people that the bible said is blessed to take infants and dash them against rocks
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Mar 16, 2017 15:26
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nah the bible is explicit that it's a guy that'll be happy to grab babies and fuckin smash them headlong into sidewalks or brickwalls or w/e i wanna be that guy
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Mar 16, 2017 15:34
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well if i was a social media intern for a massive corporation i'd probably do the same thing on my last day, too
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Mar 16, 2017 15:59
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but we soon learned the horrible, unavoidable truth of the matter: you do not gently caress trump. rather, in smug defiance of all logic, reason, and sensibility, trump fucks you.
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Mar 21, 2017 03:33
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Space Crabs posted:i want to thank a bunch of different somethingawful posters for having a multiple months long meltdown spewing impotent rage and the most elaborate hyperbole they can think of. hold on while i type out this refutation that sneaks in as many veiled attacks on your intelligence, sanity, neurotypicality, and sex life as possible also, reported
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Mar 21, 2017 04:08
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Space Crabs posted:nice meltdown but i'm not a "red hat" or whatever, I've just decided to vote against soggy baby tantrums. i'm pretty sure a vote for trump is a vote for the weird goon tantrums, not against them
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Mar 21, 2017 04:42
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i'm actually curious as to what ben carson has going against him other than being adorable and sleepy in the debates
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Mar 21, 2017 04:44
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Blue Train posted:He's possibly dumber than Trump what does that mean, like does he have a track record of bad decisions and filled mass graves with the results of his botched neurowhatever operations
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Mar 21, 2017 04:51
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Piss de Bundy posted:Ben Carson good at thing , he good at other thing -trump voter i didn't vote for trump 
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Mar 21, 2017 04:53
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Piss de Bundy posted:do you think Ben Carson was a super awesome choice for HUD director idk enough about HUD or its structure to know what qualities make a director "good" rather than "bad," all i know is that ben is cute so i'm glad he's staying in the public eye
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Mar 21, 2017 04:58
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Blue Train posted:Trump saw Urban and thought Ben Carson could be worse, he coulda thought condolezza rice and then we'd get drone strikes all throughout chicago's slums until the crime (and the people) went away
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Mar 21, 2017 05:03
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if i label my enemy enough, surely they'll go away
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Mar 21, 2017 07:27
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Zippy the Bummer posted:everyone is powerless to stop Trump for at least two years lol he's not going to be impeached i wouldn't go that far personally but i find a little optimism goes a long way 
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Mar 21, 2017 07:30
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anybody that doesn't want to violently overthrow the united states government is a Trump Supporter and not worth the effort of humanizing hth
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Mar 21, 2017 08:46
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Space Crabs posted:i find it hard to believe people wouldn't want to be on "your team" or whatever. just downright strange. weird even. you just need to get out of your comfort zone and embrace the joy and hilarity of ceaselessly thinking up jokes that imply other people orally fondle trump's genitals, because you know, normal cool and good people think about trump's junk all the time
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Mar 21, 2017 08:53
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Space Crabs posted:it is this post, right here. Man, seriously? Didn't you hear? Your own grandmother is about to be dragged from her home in the middle of the night and thrown in a concentration camp and it's all your fault for not wishing death upon The Trump
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Mar 21, 2017 09:05
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*looks at gang-infested helltower where the balconies are covered in chainlink fence to keep people from getting thrown to their death every day* HMMMMMMM how efficient
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Mar 22, 2017 03:09
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the solution, obviously, is megacity 1 except every megablock is a Trump Tower
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Mar 22, 2017 03:25
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"Gee, D&D, whaddya wanna do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, C-SPAM: Find a way Trump is hosed!"
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Mar 22, 2017 04:34
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i've compared this whole thing to a roadrunner cartoon once before but it's just so apt a tremendous explosion rocks the landscape, flames and smoke fill the horizon as far as the eye can see, everyone thinks that this is it, this is it, the long journey is finally over then suddenly trump appears behind you and yells "BIGLY" and scurries away cheerfully, and you're back to square one
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Mar 22, 2017 04:44
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Space Crabs posted:This is where everyone realizes that everyone is stupid basically. People talking poo poo about NASA because they have to be upset at the guy making the decisions no matter what are exactly the same as republicans that sandbagged Obama's presidency. this sorta brings up a point as to why i liked election 2016, is that obama was way, way too easy to sandbag i looked at hillary and was like "drat, here's someone experienced enough, well-connected enough, and sinister enough that she'd actually be able to implement her agenda rather than have poo poo like cap-and-trade getting killed and obamacare losing the public option before it got passed" and then i looked at trump and was like "holy poo poo this guy is loud and crazy to the point that he might actually get something done by virtue of his amazing loudness" basically i was okay with either winning; i guess i was kinda starved for a sense of presidential effectiveness after 8 years of obama 
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Mar 22, 2017 10:44
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Harrower posted:I'm not sure why every one keeps forgetting that every instance of communism is at least as bad as every instance of fascism. guys, communism was done with good intentions don't you see, they just had to kill a few people so everything would work out fine for everyone
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Mar 22, 2017 11:28
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Krustic posted:I have great news for all you Laboof heads. Shia has a new location for his fantastic "Hewillnotdivideus" "Art" project. wonder if this one will survive longer than the one in kentucky y'know, this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VndCyl3F5PA 4chan found it in like a day, by monitoring airplane contrails in the background and comparing them to flight radars, then by driving around honking horns and listening for the horn-honks to come up on the flag stream
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Mar 22, 2017 16:42
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imma go ahead and say that the concept of a picture book recommending violence against people saying stuff is pretty fascist
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Mar 22, 2017 18:32
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am i supposed to be afraid that people that hear him will be inspired to start building backyard furnaces and inviting all their jewish friends over, like how does this work
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Mar 22, 2017 18:36
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Cis Lord posted:
i see you are but a padawan in the sublime d&d art of smug condescension
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Mar 22, 2017 19:14
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This is awesome. Like the guy is deliberately only using kindergarten level logic in his arguments.
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Mar 22, 2017 19:47
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The Greatening cannot be stopped, only lamented
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Mar 23, 2017 13:05
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so trump just gathered up the entire AHCA, rolled it up into a football, and threw a hail mary and it's still airborne until saturday say what you want about the guy, he keeps things interesting
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