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Caphi
Jan 6, 2012

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Welcome to Japari Park, where it's wild and crazy every day!

Laugh out loud and you'll find a Friend!
We fight and make a mess, but we get along

You'll find lots of animals but no lone wolves
Because there's nothing but love here
Now take our hand and join us on an adventure!

(1 2 3)

Welcome to Japari Park, where it's wild and crazy every day!
We come in all shapes, sizes, and colors, but that's what brings us together
So put your finger up to the sunset
It's so great to meet you. I want to know all about you!

Turn around and you're sure to find trouble!
What the heck? Everyone's got their own way, own place, own talk

We're all animals, so give us a break
Everyone's just living free
So relax and be yourself!

(Come on in!)

Nice to meet you, Japari Park! Make yourself right at home
There's always a friendly smile waiting for you
The gates are open, tell us about your dreams
And start a great and endless journey!

Howl to the east
And howl to the west
And fill the whole world with the safari's melody

Welcome to Japari Park!

Welcome to Japari Park, where it's wild and crazy every day!
We come in all shapes, sizes, and colors, but that's what brings us together
So put your finger up to the sunset
It's so great to meet you. I want to know all about you!

La la la la
La la la la oh welcome to the Japari Park
La la la la
La la la la la all Friends come together
La la la la
La la la la oh welcome to the Japari Park
La la la la
La la la la la for a magical journey!
Welcome to Japari Park!

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Caphi
Jan 6, 2012

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Julias posted:

I won't lie: Every time I hear "Welcome to ようこそ Japari Park へ", I cringe a bit.

:same:

e: also "welcome to the Japari Park"

Caphi fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Mar 9, 2017

Caphi
Jan 6, 2012

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It didn't come up yet so: the last Friend is a dolphin.

Caphi
Jan 6, 2012

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I'm actually not sure what the joke is because the original line from Commando is "just bodies"/"死体だけです" and I keep trying to figure out if there's supposed to be some kind of pun.

Caphi
Jan 6, 2012

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Brownieftw posted:

why on earth could i not stop watching this. it wasn't even that great!

Nice to meet you ジャパリパーク
今日からどうぞよろしくね
いつもいつでも優しい笑顔 
君を待っていたの

Caphi
Jan 6, 2012

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Kwyndig posted:

The Sandstar doesn't need live animals to make Friends, it can make them from hair or bones. Makes me wonder if there are any extinct megafauna Friends, like a giant sloth or maybe a dinosaur.

There was Giant Penguin and Aurochs. Also, Tsuchinoko is a cryptid.

Caphi
Jan 6, 2012

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It's like a senile old man trying to woo a cardboard cutout of a cartoon penguin wearing a bow.

Caphi
Jan 6, 2012

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Sugoiney Weaver.

Caphi
Jan 6, 2012

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Notes: Anthropomorphized Animals
The following is our current (in progress) findings on the phenomenon of animals within Japari Park being transformed into humanoid bodies. We've been calling them "animal girls," but some of them have body parts and characteristics corresponding to their respective animals. According to our handlers, the extra parts have the same functions/behaviors as animals have, and when these parts are touched or pulled, the animals have shown sensitivity or annoyance, and even bitten at the handlers. As we've seen from X-rays and physicals, they are anatomically completely separate from the humanoid body structure. We probably can't perform a complete and thorough investigation with in-park resources, but letting the information outside the park with our current understanding would be extremely dangerous and likely cause a panic.

(image)
When she's not conscious of the skirt, the tail "slips through."
When she is, it has a physical effect and is lifted.

Anatomically, [the tail] does grow from the tailbone as expected, but its presence has no effect on the humanoid structure.

Caphi
Jan 6, 2012

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There Bias Two posted:

Oh wait you were right. That's odd.

It's not about tail clipping per se so much as it is about the physics-defying biology of organic tail extensions generally. (This is a sentence. God bless anime.)

Caphi
Jan 6, 2012

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chumbler posted:

Let all your friends know that you watch anime, on steam.

I barely want my friends to know that I play games on Steam.

Caphi
Jan 6, 2012

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https://twitter.com/noe_Anime/status/946561112056541184

Tatsuki's new anime is called Tobacco.

Caphi
Jan 6, 2012

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She has a real voice actor and that's the worst part.

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Caphi
Jan 6, 2012

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It's an expensive Kaban. The original was homemade.

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