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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I posit that a true outsider party must be created, the United Lurkers Party. Members must have less than 10 total posts in GiP, must not be immediately recognizable by name/avatar, thread creation is an instant DQ as is participation in secret santa.

The establishment party is the Sadbrain Bloc. It's an interservice coalition of barely-functional depressers, autismos, and alcoholics. Membership will be determined by number of posts in the various drunk threads.

Time Crisis Actor fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Feb 15, 2017

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
High level sources inside of the BLOWJOBS administration are reporting that EBB is a total cuck and that he smells bad.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I propose a simple party with a simple idea: the Slap Zeris in the Face party. We have no platform other than the ability and willingness to slap Zeris in the face. The face slap does not need to arise from any particular grievance. Just a simple desire to have hand-flesh meet face-flesh at high velocity. Our party is especially flexible! We are willing to slap face with either the forehand or back of the hand. As this is a party of inclusiveness, all slap techniques are welcome!

Consider it!

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Pretty much like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoBfLTZxRE

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