tbh it's pretty hosed up that crabs are just giant sea spiders with armor p

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Zyla posted:

i really wish crabs wove underwater webs

They do but the webs are fragile and the crabs are weak so they dissolve as they are sown. It is a sad journey akin to Sisyphus and his boulder. We must reflect on the crab's web and learn our limits lest we destroy ourselves.

:jerry:

# ? Feb 18, 2017 02:57

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 08:30

Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

never thought about it like this op it is pretty "hosed up" haha

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# ? Feb 18, 2017 03:18

Rushi: by Smythe

Splatmaster posted:

This little feller climbed all the way to the top of a mountain to ask the one lone dweller there a question... "can I use your skull for a home?"

And that's how we get hermit crabs

oh no

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# ? Feb 18, 2017 04:32

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

death sext posted:

I do my part by eating them, op. what about you?

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# ? Feb 18, 2017 10:59

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Luvcow posted:

*mosquito larva finally growing wings* "oh hell yeah finally getting out of this wet poo poo and away from these sea spiders, its gonna be smooth sailing from here on out, no more spiders baby!"

treasure bear posted:

crabs are knight class and spiders are rogue class

# ? Feb 18, 2017 15:22

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treasure bear posted:

crabs are knight class and spiders are rogue class

a scorpion can fill either role in a pinch, versatility is always a plus

# ? Feb 18, 2017 16:04

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Wasteland style

When did crab and lobster stop being poor people food and start being rich people food
Does it have to do with refrigeration

# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:48

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Ominous Jazz posted:

When did crab and lobster stop being poor people food and start being rich people food
Does it have to do with refrigeration

Lobsters are people and crabs are not. My people have a proud heritage from beyond the void.

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# ? Feb 20, 2017 00:11

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqysNBWBvaQ

# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:36

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Vynar posted:

They do but the webs are fragile and the crabs are weak so they dissolve as they are sown. It is a sad journey akin to Sisyphus and his boulder. We must reflect on the crab's web and learn our limits lest we destroy ourselves.

I once bought some bootleg ecstasy off the Crab Web.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 06:37

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

they porbbaly taste the same. dose that turn you on you 8 legged freaks

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Dads Dip Cup posted:

a scorpion can fill either role in a pinch, versatility is always a plus

This makes a lot of sense. Bards are terrible and so are scorpions.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 17:53

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