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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Wow, you weren't kidding when you said you couldn't stop playing this game for some reason.

I can't wait to see how dumb and bullshit this game gets.

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




XavierGenisi posted:

I extremely hate that the first gym opens up by doing this throwaway bit with an extremely creepy person.

Why. This poo poo does not belong in Pokemon (or really anything else for that matter).

Seems cynical enough to be in a GTA game.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Crosspeice posted:

Let's Redesign Pokemon Uranium Because It's Trash

Pokemon Uranium: A Region Reborn

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:


My brother named it.

I shouldn't let him name anything ever again.

True, but you should keep asking him for suggestions, post them in here, and then not use them because they're garbage.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




I can't wait till we're three gyms of content deeper and have plenty of mon' designs to groan about.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Jack Anderson posted:

People love to talk up Gen 1 pokemon as being the best but yeah most of them were lazy.

I mean, one design was literally just a SEAL.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Some Numbers posted:

The Gen 1 Game Corner is in Celadon, so you could get a Porygon before fighting Erika.

Were you also able to get a Dratini from there or was that one of the later ones?

Color Printer posted:

It feels like some of you people are acting like "playing an optional minigame sidequest a long time to get a really good thing" has never been done before in an RPG

The only casino I've found myself constantly grinding and making progress with is Dragon Quest 8's so I never really bothered with the ones in Pokemon.

The fact that I only got up to Gen 4 probably had something to do with that though.

RareAcumen fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Mar 11, 2017

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Pokemon Uranium is not a very good game.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





This.

This is the game that gets you to start drawing again.

What even.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




MissEchelon posted:

I never stop drawing. :ssh:

Drawing and posting your stuff here, at least.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:


gently caress you

Why did I think this was an Archer reference at first? What is wrong with me.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Manatee Cannon posted:

you could probably make a decent possessed substitute doll pokemon but the concept of this thing is too far gone to ever fit thematically with pokemon

They threw a dart and completely missed the Pokemon board and hit OFF instead.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Hey wait that's the editor, meaning I can make it really easy on myself.


So I made Eshouten mono-flying (regular typing is normal/flying) and gave it Delta Stream.


Nasty Plot-boosted Radioacid still wrecked it.

I'm sorry, I still don't understand anything about this.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Leraika posted:

Monster Hunter?

Exactly what I was about to post. You either get Monster Hunter, Xenoblade, or the planet that Doomsday was created on.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




RyuHimora posted:

So, in Uranium. We've already beaten all 8 gym leaders. We should ostensibly be making our way toward Victory Road now, but we haven't had the chance to catch the box legendary, nor has the plot been resolved in any sort of meaningful way. Does any one else feel like the pacing on that has just suddenly stopped? "Oh you failed in your confrontation against the villain, time to go back to the core Pokemon gameplay!" If I were playing this game blind, I would probably be ready to quit right about now, since it all just feels like a waste of time.

I'm worried that you're implying that you're stubborn enough to continue playing this game beyond the first nuclear reactor explosion.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Do you see what I see here? :thunk:


This is cute and I can't wait to see how they ruin it.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Schubalts posted:

We already saw it.

Goddammit, I thought that was a totally different monster.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Xelkelvos posted:

I'm watching someone stream Clover and there's some really bad (read: offensive) jokes mixed in with some good ones. The "lightyears away from Brock" one is good, but then there's the second gym path being in the shape of the transgender symbol as a dig at tumblr. Those are just minor examples.

Post the major examples.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




They'll open the suit and it'll just be a wrist being sliced by a knife.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Last Celebration posted:

I dunno, I played FR/LG way back in the day but it would have to be truly abysmal beyond belief to be worse than a game

OH MY GOD PEOPLE, IT WAS A JOKE

OFS IS JUST NOT BREAKING KEYFABE

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




POOL IS CLOSED posted:

The writers probably think that a lack f foreshadowing means this twist is well written rather than insultingly stupid.

It's impressive when you make a story so poorly that it makes Flash season 2 look masterful in comparison.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Genocyber posted:

Are LP threads ever goldmined? If so, this one absolutely needs to be if only for this post.

The Rock, Paper, Scissors LP got goldmined too!

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Good on you for giving your pokemon away. Maybe they'll be just the crutch someone else needs to finish this terrible game, if their computer doesn't explode while trying to process the trade.

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