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I survived watching all of tie's playthrough, and can confirm that this game is absolute trash
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 03:55 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:08 |
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AriadneThread posted:this seems good but let me counter that having a physically painful info graph seems in spirit with this game The one thing this game actually does really well is menu design, though it would only work on a pc, so nah
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 08:38 |
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:So what you're saying is adopt Uranium's brooding dark colors and garishly bright greens? How does this work so well?
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 19:32 |
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Pokemon should not be dark and edgy, full stop. Also this game is real bad but maybe we can stop with the "oh my god you guys it's really bad" Let OFS take us on his journey to (ant)hell
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 22:24 |
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Holy poo poo, that sounds even worse than Uranium
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 02:31 |
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OFS, please update before this thread finishes its dread metamorphosis into an offshoot of the actual thread in games, like every other pokemon lp
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 13:11 |
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I'm pretty sure Tonemy is a digimon
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 18:21 |
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SirSamVimes posted:Actually Birbie is one of the only genuinely good designs in the game. It's one of few good ideas, rather The execution is bad
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 04:22 |
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Crosspeice posted:Let's Redesign Pokemon Uranium Because It's Trash I remember Quovak did a whole thing in his golden sun LP about fixing the problems with it. It would be pretty cool to collectively do the same to uranium.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 10:26 |
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Feleng looks like someone mixed kani, an axolotl, and a kitten its evolution adds a lion instead of a kitten, but keeps the other two Oh, and OFS, good choice for the gym leader music Jen X fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Feb 21, 2017 |
# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 03:43 |
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The cat and its evolution are slightly overdesigned but would probably fit in 4th gen, on the lower end. Barewl, meanwhile, might well be worse than every (non- conkeldurr) pokemon that actually exists, it's a bronze ball wearing half a nut with a pubic hair poking out of the top
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:13 |
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homeless hungry plz help posted:Conkeldurr actually has a design philosophy behind it that makes its evolutionary line cohesive and actually good. Barewl is indecipherable and only later down the line does it look even have a discernible form, though even that's debatable. Conkeldurr is a scourge on this planet and its designer should be euthanized, but I will agree that it has a cohesive design, unlike our friend barewl
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 01:12 |
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It's entirely because of the whole carp->dragon myth thing, I think. I imagine there wasn't quite as intentional or interesting an origin for most of uranium's brood
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 02:35 |
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mandatory lesbian posted:none of the translators are nba fans i guess, or just as likely, are okay with it sharing the name cause eventually kevin durant will die, while pokemon is eternal he's dead to everyone outside of a specific section of california anyway
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 08:20 |
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You'd figure that an actual scientific database of pokemon would have info on a lot more stuff, plus there's the issue of the ever-present legendary pokemon, but it really just comes down to liking the idea that little kids are writing the descriptions. It's a cute idea and therefore very good in pokemon, a series all about making cute things bludgeon each other to unconsciousness
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 23:28 |
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The pokemon speech translator is stupid as gently caress
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 21:09 |
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I feel like britain+ireland is inevitable, but since it almost certainly means a corgi pokemon, it's a fine choice
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 16:30 |
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mandatory lesbian posted:do you think the mc of pokemon says good game after every battle, even if it wasn't bringing the worst discussion from the magic thread into this one is a very bold move the real question is if theo is a sore loser even if he says good game after Dick Solomon, Ace Battler, beats the poo poo out of him, or if the magic words change his status as a whiny little poo poo
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 09:07 |
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That backhoe is the key to breaking this game in half It's so goddamn stupid for so many reasons
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 19:47 |
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GeneX posted:That backhoe is the key to breaking this game in half
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 06:05 |
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There is one particular really loving good pokemon design it also won't appear until like the last 3 hours of the game
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 03:48 |
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the plot is also a melodramatic mess with incredibly inconsistent theming and laughable attempts at confronting real world issues there are many more reasons why this game is bad and OFS will have the pleasure of commenting on all of them
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 08:23 |
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This game's plot is beyond stupid Also "Nukie" is actually just birdo slathered in neon green paint
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 02:34 |
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:We've seen 49 of the 168 new designs for Uranium, by the way. Could be much worse.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 01:46 |
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Tomb of Horrors is actually fun though
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 05:58 |
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LupusAter posted:And again, when talking about fanmade games, Pokemon Sage takes the concept (pokeball mimic) and executes it a lot better. I love this fish
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 03:15 |
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oh my god the one with the mushtache is amazing
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 05:40 |
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turn off the TV posted:This is really good. How about we wait for OFS to get there first
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 18:06 |
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EclecticTastes posted:Scarie Curie. Scurie.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 05:32 |
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Alacron posted:So, is there a villain team in this game? I feel like we should have at least heard of them by now. Well, you'll see: I have no doubt that OFS has some very particular things to say about the topic when it comes up.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 12:02 |
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I like that smug arcanine
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 12:12 |
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Bianca and Cheren were very good Tierno and his crew of dipshits were awful they are all better than theo
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 11:42 |
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God drat
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 07:35 |
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Regalingualius posted:Saying that makes me think that we're going to deal with a really bad knockoff of the Tunnel Snakes. It's far stupider
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 11:04 |
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Daikatuna is good
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 23:59 |
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PMush Perfect posted:
I'm 99% sure she knows that, like all good americans
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 08:34 |
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Actress solves sexism in pokemon game is somehow not the most utterly ridiculous thing in this game It's maybe the single best example thus far of "we literally just threw in whatever" regarding how this game was designed. Why is poke-sexism a one-off gym leader subplot expressed almost entirely through one monologue? Who thought this was a good choice?
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 10:23 |
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Onmi posted:I actually think it's the other side of the horse shoe. They think they're being super progressive and open. It's the same as Pokemon Reborn. Don't play Pokemon Reborn. There's no "they", unless you mean the gender neutral singular pronoun; it's completely disconnected from anything else either thematically or narratively. That leads me to believe one person just sort of came up with the gym and everything involved, everyone else gave it a cursory glance and were happy it looked relatively balanced, and it was implemented as-is. It's just utterly jarring.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 12:39 |
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the gently caress does any of this have to do with uranium
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 23:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:08 |
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krisslanza posted:So, wait, a huge massive plot dump - of some actual significance - is entirely optional, and as a result, has no actual impact on the rest of the game? yes this is what passes for the "evil team" in this game. This one sidequest. well, mostly
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 00:06 |