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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

Share your stories or funny moments that happened in Blockbuster before they closed down

ill start

one time i went to blockbuster as a kid and somebody had put a slice of pizza in the video return slot

Lol

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Nothing funny ever happened to me, other than the laughs provided weekly by Blockbuster's incredible selection of family friendly comedies.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008


Haha

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

general anime posted:

As a kid I remember going to Blockbuster a lot with my dad to rent a lot of Xbox original games, and even earlier in time Family Video to look through their PS1 games. I remember renting a lot of racing games like Need For Speed Underground and ATV vs MX, lol. My dad would always get stuff like Splinter Cell or a lot of random JRPGs for the PS1 that I'll probably never remember.

When my friends would stay over we'd sometimes convince my parents to drive us to Blockbuster, and we'd always sneak off and snicker about the really dumb games like The Guy Game, Playboy Mansion, or the Leisure Suit Larry Xbox games. 4th grade was sweet. Eventually my dad stopped taking us there because it seemed like the discs were always scratched and would be unplayable. He'd get soo mad because it was a 40 minute trip there and back lol.

The summer of 2007 and 2008 a realllly lovely movie store opened up called Hometown Video. In my small town of about 2000 people, this place was right in the middle and within biking distance for my friends. It was connected to a used car lot, and it was ran by an extemely weird couple who were of course also used car salesmen. The video store probably couldn't have passed building codes had it ever been inspected, and it had really weird hours where it was only open from like noon until four. As for the movie collection, they never ever got anything new. These movies had to have come from an estate sale or something, and half of their movies were B movie VHS tapes. There was never another customer in there when I was, but they had this giant white board of people's names that said DO NOT RENT, which was funny because everyone in my small town knew one another.

Anyways, in the summer when our parents were at work we'd bike there and pick out the sleaziest and worst horror movies we could find, or at least something that seemed to promise a girl with her top off. This started on our first trip to the store when we mistakingly rented http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382014/ instead of what I assumed was going to be a classic take on the HG Wells story I had just read earlier before school let out for the summer. (the cover wasn't present and the case had just read as Invisible Man) Anyways we popped the tape in and realized the place apparently didn't bother to card middle schoolers who wanted to rent softcore porn. That summer we spent renting a lot of really great classics like that and so bad they're funny movies like Troll 2, Frost Bite, Silent Night Deadly Night 2, Jack Frost, another bad take on an HG Wells piece called The Island of Dr Moreau, and a lot more.

The final nail in the coffin for us renting from there was when they let us rent one of those underground snuff horror films. It was always a dare amongst us to rent it, and one day we did. We were kids who grew up together where linking meatspin to your friends on myspace or changing their family's desktop wallpaper to goatse during a sleepover was common. Luckily we still had some sort of childhood innocence in us, and we shut off the snuff video (which was like a dude just ripping videos online of people and animals dying etc) before it ever got too gruesome.

My friends and I were pretty hosed up looking back lol. props to whoever reads this wall of text lmao

Cool. One time I hung out with one of the weird kids like that group and he made me watch 2 hours of wrestling tapes and then tricked me into looking at his nutsack

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Even in my tiny town as well, kids in the like, 4th to 7th grade range were so fuckdd up.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

I recommend everyone immediately click that link and look at the pictures.

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Jun 28, 2008

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

My favorite part is the casual racism.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Tommy_Udo posted:

It would be an overreaction to call anything in the blog posts racist. Crawl back to your safe space.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

In the last place I lived there was a GameStop across the street I frequented and I was the only person there to ever purchase a Vita game and there was a weirdo girl on staff who recognized me for it and kept trying to loudly sell me on softcore porno Vita visual novels whenever I stopped in so I moved out of state and changed my name.

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

general anime posted:

Cannot believe you didn't pick up on her cues :doh: but you own a vita sooo!!

Well she was probably like 10 years younger than me, in high school it seemed (looking at my Vita for a while and thinking about my life) Good God

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