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Like, I keep putting money into my retirement even though I don't believe that I'm going to see retirement, or that corporate greed isn't going to bottom out the stock market and I'll lose it all. No idea why I don't just invest this money in some sweet jet skis or something.
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Feb 16, 2017 23:04
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Doing cocaine on the loving moon.
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Feb 16, 2017 23:17
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Doing the moon on loving cocaine.
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Feb 16, 2017 23:20
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loving lol who thinks any of us will get to "retire" or that the concept of retirement as the previous couple generations have defined it will exist at all.
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Feb 16, 2017 23:25
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I"m going to regale my grandchildren with amazing tales of when you couldn't see the air
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Feb 16, 2017 23:33
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im on the italian retirement plan a penne saved is a penne earned 
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Feb 16, 2017 23:41
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*hits numberoneposter over the head with a metal folding chair*
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Feb 16, 2017 23:42
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OctoberBlues posted:*hits numberoneposter over the head with a metal folding chair* 
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Feb 16, 2017 23:49
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Sleep and go fishing. Maybe murder some people if I'm terminal at any point.
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Feb 16, 2017 23:50
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TheBizzness posted:Maybe murder some people if I'm terminal at any point.
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Feb 16, 2017 23:57
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I actually want to open a charter fishing service. Run it on the weekends during the season and live off retirement during the off season.
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Feb 17, 2017 00:11
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Play video games and masturbate
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Feb 17, 2017 02:44
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I'll probably get a few minutes to hand over the shovel to the next guy before i keel over into my slave grave.
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Feb 17, 2017 03:07
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Vakal posted:Probably get a lot of cats. I like cats. I'm gonna be like that dude at the end of No Country for Old Men just chilling out in a ramshackle hovel full of cats.
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Feb 17, 2017 03:22
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heroin, motorcycles
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Feb 17, 2017 04:15
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Keep my feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.
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Feb 17, 2017 05:22
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I would like to hunt JiveHonky like he is wild game.
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Feb 17, 2017 05:24
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I'm gonna keep my legs in the air and my face in the pillow. 
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Feb 17, 2017 05:25
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Instead of the "lol suicide" option I'd at least like to make it somewhat cool, like skydiving with a stick of lit dynamite over a major metropolitan area
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Feb 17, 2017 05:29
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OctoberBlues posted:I would like to hunt JiveHonky like he is wild game. If I could catch the brightest star I would put it on a necklace and give it to you.
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Feb 17, 2017 05:41
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Goading people into attacking me in southwest dive bars so I can legally shoot them in the face. I'll then piss on their dead faces, in front of their friends. I don't care if it's legal, pissing on a corpse's face is probably just a fine.
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Feb 17, 2017 05:44
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clone on the phone posted:Play video games Your reflexes and eyesight will be poo poo when you're old, so good luck with that.  clone on the phone posted:and masturbate But at least there are pills to help you with that. 
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Feb 17, 2017 05:44
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survive at the least
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Feb 18, 2017 06:23
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Baronjutter posted:loving lol who thinks any of us will get to "retire" or that the concept of retirement as the previous couple generations have defined it will exist at all. Only a small percentage of people will be able to "retire" as we've known it, and the mass of people who can't will vote something into law to try to survive, probably something terrible, poorly conceived and badly implemented
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Feb 18, 2017 06:27
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At age 55 we will all just get an instant-death pill, which judging by the posts here, would be an acceptable retirement plan for most.
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Feb 18, 2017 07:17
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masturbate furiously
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Feb 18, 2017 07:28
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Drink beer, nap, and fish
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Feb 18, 2017 08:25
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If you didn't start pouring tons of money into a retirement account in your 20s lmao @u
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Feb 18, 2017 08:26
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myDad posted:If you didn't start pouring tons of money into a retirement account in your 20s lmao @u On the other hand, that probably won't matter anyway.
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Feb 18, 2017 09:07
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die
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Feb 18, 2017 09:42
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If I'm rich, golf, if I'm poor, probably robberies with my gang of grizzled old blokes who need a buck
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Feb 18, 2017 11:09
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Golf sounds good
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Feb 18, 2017 11:11
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i worry that when im 69 years old ill laugh for a full year straight hopefully ill be retired by then so im not that weird old dude at work who can't stop laughing at nothing
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Feb 18, 2017 11:21
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My retirement age is 75. I plan to be dead for 10 years.
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Feb 18, 2017 11:35
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Invest all my savings and assets into starting that one business I always wanted to run but was too busy with my 'real' job to ever take the risk and have zero experience in. edit: Also, be able to take all the prescription anti-depressants I need to stop feeling unhappy all the time that I couldn't take while I was working because they'd be too great a risk to be using while at my job. JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Feb 18, 2017 |
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Feb 18, 2017 12:11
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I think once I hit 65 I'm gonna get some big ol titties installed. Them betties will be poppin! and all for me.
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Feb 18, 2017 12:29
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Civ 69
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Feb 18, 2017 12:59
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Be one of those old folks who show up in a news article with the headline: "72 year old accomplishes life's wish of earning college degree after 50 years" (The subhead of the article will be, "Goes on hateful screed during graduation ceremony, escorted off campus amid jeers.")
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Feb 18, 2017 13:23
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Get giant oversized clown boobs and call myself barbara..
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