What do you want to do when you retire?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What do you want to do when you retire?

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

I plan on buying some acreage in the countryside. Tending to my garden. Listening to the sweet tinkle of the windchime during a sleepy summer evening while sipping a cold beer. Watching my grandchildren play in the sprinkler on the front lawn. Looking over at my wife of 40 years and just being content with life.

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Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

ProfessorMurder posted:

I'll sit on my porch and drink beer all day and night. One day I'll see a young boy get hit by a semi and that's when the poo poo is gonna hit the fan.

Pet Semetary reference??

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 07:42

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

I honestly like working/being productive at my job. But it would suck to do it for 40+ hours a week when I'm old.

Find a job I could do 2-3 hours a day.

Walmart greeter.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 08:11

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