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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the entirety of nicholas cage's lines in the jerry bruckheimer summer block buster "'con-air'"

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
My grams said oye-ange fit orange and my dad says torlet for toilet

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure

OctoberBlues posted:

Well I agree that is how that word should be said, but if you are pronouncing it like that you are incorrect. Sorry.

I dunno op that's how I and and all of my friends pronounce it :shrug:
like "hummah-gehnus"

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hardawn posted:

My grams said oye-ange fit orange and my dad says torlet for toilet

There is some David Sedaris story about his old neighbor lady that always says terlet, it's such a goofy pronunciation and I'm sad I've never heard anyone actually say it.

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure
interesting that Oxford dictionary pronunciation gives this pronunciation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFfAbnPHt0I
but the american pronunciation guide gives the other one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6sVJ-b17iQ

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

smug n stuff posted:

interesting that Oxford dictionary pronunciation gives this pronunciation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFfAbnPHt0I
but the american pronunciation guide gives the other one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6sVJ-b17iQ

As has been discussed those are two different words and apparently the top one is starting to replace the bottom one, which is good news for civilized society.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjkU43-3_QM

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
People who pronounce scorpion as Skorpee-on. Just lol.

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure

OctoberBlues posted:

As has been discussed those are two different words and apparently the top one is starting to replace the bottom one, which is good news for civilized society.

oh cool, thanks for clearing that up
I was obviously confused, you're right, pretty hosed up imo

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

OctoberBlues posted:

Gyro is another one that I have a problem with, but it's different from the words I originally posted. The correct pronunciation seems to be something like year-oh, but everyone seems to say it slightly different, with different emphasis and flair.

Then you have the people that have just given up and say gy-ro, like rhymes with pyro. This is pretty accepted, which is kind of annoying because it is just lazy and wrong, but on the other hand, people trying to say it exactly like they would in Greece is also annoying.

Kind of a no win situation with that word.

Is there supposed to be a silent G in Gyro?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

Is there supposed to be a silent G in Gyro?

yeah its pronounced yee-row or hee-row but lol gently caress you I'll say Gyro

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"
'Carmel' for 'caramel.' The word has a loving A in it.

Also 'on-velope' for envelope.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hobologist posted:

'Carmel' for 'caramel.' The word has a loving A in it.

I try to pronounce this with the extra syllable but I often don't out of habit. Caramel just sounds tastier than carmel anyway, there's no reason not to say it.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hobologist posted:

'Carmel' for 'caramel.' The word has a loving A in it.

Also 'on-velope' for envelope.

The food industry distinguishes between these, I forget which one is allowed to be 75% ratshit and which one can do 15%

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

every word should be truncated as much as possible while still retaining its utility in description

za
burgs
ritos
sando
spaghet

etc

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

I try to pronounce this with the extra syllable but I often don't out of habit. Caramel just sounds tastier than carmel anyway, there's no reason not to say it.

The reason is "caramel" is a little too fey and continental for my tastes.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

numberoneposter posted:

every word should be truncated as much as possible while still retaining its utility in description

za
burgs
ritos
sando
spaghet

etc

I knew a guy named Jacob who couldn't say "hamburger" so he would say "hangurburger" instead. He was a soft brained narc and grew up to be a single dad fundie.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
awful lot of classism itt

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I put a Band-Aid on the side of my mouth to pronounce things in new and exciting ways all the time

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the way peirse morgan says anything drives me to a fury

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Sheep-Goats posted:

The reason is "caramel" is a little too fey and continental for my tastes.

Shaq begs to differ. :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiHkPjRkyIU

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"
Also, fith and sikth for 5th and 6th.

Everyone knows it should be fift and sixt.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Hobologist posted:

Also, fith and sikth for 5th and 6th.

Everyone knows it should be fift and sixt.

Look at this bitch that don't just say fi-*exhale* and si-*exhale*

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

a bone to pick posted:

Can I axe you a queshion?

Well, "asked" is hard to say because of the double plosive. Just say "asst" instead. It's more fun.

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

Is there supposed to be a silent G in Gyro?

Gyro (yee-row): a delicious meat product cooked on a rotating spit.
Gyro (jai-row): an abbreviated word for "gyroscopic" or "gyroscope"

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I tried to read a breath full of air Anthony Burgess but it was dense.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

I have a coworker who says variedible instead of variable and it bothers me on an emotional level.

Also every time I have to say the word melee there's a 75 percent chance of saying me lee instead of may lay because I read the word in a book before I ever heard it. Similar thing with herb.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

zealot is not zee-lot

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

500 bad things posted:

zealot is not zee-lot

You're a bigoot

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Sheep-Goats posted:

Homogenous and homogeneous are technically two different words but they have similar meanings and in many places homogenous is taking over both uses and pronunciations.

hmmm you could say they are being...homogenized

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hobologist posted:

Well, "asked" is hard to say because of the double plosive. Just say "asst" instead. It's more fun.

I read an article written by an actual linguist about this and he attributed it to social forces -- eg, "asked" is hard to say for everyone so all small kids say "axe you about it" at some point in their lives. The difference is kids whose parents either have bad educations and don't know the difference or else kids who are from a culture that takes pride in being non-white will not tell them its the wrong way to say it and force correction, these same kids are also far less likely to have a peer group that makes fun of them for saying "axe" in school.

English has a fairly large number of consonant clusters so going down the road of "just say it the easy way" can actually lead to intelligibility issues. There are languages that are worse in this regard though. Supposedly Basque is very bad but I know nothing of it. Khmer is really bad for consonants packing together.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Machai posted:

hmmm you could say they are being...homogenized

Or that the pronunciation and meaning are becoming increasingly homogeneous.

*stick falls out of rear end and clatters on the tile

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Machai posted:

hmmm you could say they are being...homogenized

ho-mo-gen-ih-zed

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
zed

Lol

zzz'd is the right way

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

yeah but zed-bra sounds rad

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
I spent few moths in Cyprus and Greek pronounciation of Hercules is actualy eerahklees. Also the letter beta is pronounced as veeta.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

500 bad things posted:

yeah but zed-bra sounds rad

That is fun

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

yogizh posted:

I spent few moths in Cyprus and Greek pronounciation of Hercules is actualy eerahklees. Also the letter beta is pronounced as veeta.

Lattimore translations for lyfe

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
VEE-hick-ull

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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

yogizh posted:

Also the letter beta is pronounced as veeta.

sounds about right

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