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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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United Team vs Rostov:

Romero
Rojo
Blind
Smalling
Jones
Pogba
Herrera
Fellaini
Young
Mkhitaryan
Ibrahimovic

Subs:
De Gea
Mata
Martial
Lingard
Carrick
Rashford
Valencia

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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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Well that was a soft as poo poo yellow

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Dec 26, 2003

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Zlatan is quite good at football

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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A) Why the gently caress is Darmian still getting starts, let alone ahead of Luke Shaw?
B) Nice lazy jogging, Fellaini. You marked the gently caress out of that empty space.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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That was so depressingly predictable. United get a lead, United completely take their foot off the gas, bring on Fellaini and concede.

I don't know how, but this team (and Jose) need to figure out a way to kill teams off instead of trying to weakly hang on to 1-0 leads.

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Dec 26, 2003

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That was indeed the most predictable thing in the history of the world.

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Dec 26, 2003

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Jose's gonna bring on Fellaini for the second half isn't he

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Dec 26, 2003

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gtkor posted:

United are going to be kicking themselves when Anderlecht snatches their second. United should have 3 or 4

Story of the first leg and indeed the season.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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Zlatan has looked piss poor again today.

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Dec 26, 2003

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JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

bit later than that but yes

Why the gently caress is that STILL seemingly Jose's only plan B

Shrapnig posted:

I'd rather have Fellaini on than Rooney.

Rooney's gonna be the next sub. Count on it.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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gently caress everything.

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Dec 26, 2003

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Brony Car posted:

Lmao if you think Anderlecht are going through.

This game has all the hallmarks of a United "upset" loss where United gently caress up a billion clear cut chances before Fellaini does his magic and the opposition score to nick it.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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Ibra has been so poo poo today.

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Dec 26, 2003

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Shrapnig posted:

That looked bad for Zlatan.

Yep, that could be him done for some time. Jesus loving christ, I felt that all the way here :-/

E: shame this means it's Rooney time which probably won't make United's finishing any more clinical

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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Jose in making a smart substitution shocker

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Dec 26, 2003

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Poor Pogba, if he had even merely bad luck he would've scored half a dozen absolute blinders this season.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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I love these mazy Mkhitaryan runs.

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Dec 26, 2003

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Just gently caress off, Fellaini :(

E: Bit harsh that, looked like he just headed it miles wide but from the replay he just didn't win it as usual.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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It's remarkable that Fellaini has a reputation for being a great aerial player.

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Dec 26, 2003

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Jose's looking a bit sour. Maybe he'll remember this and next time bring on a midfielder who can actually help his team in some way instead of Fellaini.

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Dec 26, 2003

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Lol god drat, I don't believe my eyes.

Now for the love of jesus don't concede.

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Dec 26, 2003

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Brony Car posted:

Told you dongs this was going to happen.

Yeah there's no way this United team could concede a goal

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Dec 26, 2003

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Brony Car posted:

Stop. Anderlecht can barely string 2 passes together without falling down out of exhaustion.

I'm not worried about Anderlecht's amazing skills so much as United's habit of just completely switching off at the worst times.

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Dec 26, 2003

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Thank loving Christ that's over.

E: delighted it was Rashford who got the goal. I can't imagine what it would've done to his confidence if United had gone out after all those misses. I still think he has massive potential and can be a great player for years to come if he's properly nurtured.

Even today he ran his socks off and created a ton of space and chances for his team, even if his finishing was woeful.

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Apr 20, 2017

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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pik_d posted:

I just hope someone skies it or something funny happens

John Terry runs on in full Besiktas kit to blast one into the stratosphere

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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gtkor posted:

These are like all excellent pens

lol god drat they're doing this to spite you now :v:

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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United team vs. Celta:

code:

Lingard Rashford Mkhitaryan
  Herrera Fellaini Pogba
Darmian Blind Bailly Valencia
         Romero
Subs: De Gea, Mata, Rooney, Martial, Smalling, Carrick, Young.

Let's see if Fellaini can find a new and exciting way to gently caress things up for United in a whole new competition! Let's see if Bailly and Pogba were rushed back from injury too soon in a panic rush to salvage the season!

Exciting times ahead!

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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Insanely poor finishing yesterday, should've won 4-0. Still, an away goal scored so well done there. Celta were surprisingly poor, expected more from them.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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United's defence are doing their best to throw it all away.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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Fellaini is ... good?

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Dec 26, 2003

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Blind has been so poo poo.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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Need that second goal. This defence is looking too shaky.

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Dec 26, 2003

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They should seriously forbid Lingard from ever shooting.

E: unless the game is at Wembley

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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Hey who ever could have seen that coming

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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Maybe the ref should occasionally card the Celta players who are bitching and whining and crowding him literally all the time.

Jose posted:

Valencia should also be off

Referee revealed as massive racist who can't tell black people apart

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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Six minutes added, plenty of time for United to cock it up

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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How the actual gently caress was that not a penalty?

E: on replay it shouldn't have been either

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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Fellaini offside on a free kick.

Great stuff.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

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gently caress off Celta you whiny bitches

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Dec 26, 2003

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Paperhouse posted:

United were poo poo though, I could see them getting upset in the final if they don't pull together a much better performance

Would it really even be an upset considering United's awful football since ... I don't even know, some time last year?

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