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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw-3e_pzqU

# ? Feb 17, 2017 03:19

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# ? May 17, 2024 15:27

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Professor SJW posted:

uh several of the state's expert witness are prepared to testify otherwise

listen, just cause you hate everyone doesn't mean that he's wrong

I'll have you know that the criminal justice in this country can go suck a gently caress

# ? Feb 17, 2017 03:27

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

ra tehuti posted:

super naughty no no words

suck a whaaaaaa

# ? Feb 17, 2017 03:51

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

numberoneposter posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw-3e_pzqU

GURF!!!

# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:04

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

Kuato posted:

GURF!!!

wha! where?!

*startles up out of a dead sleep and falls out of chair

*gun goes off and a cat yowl is heard off screen

# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:07

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Professor SJW posted:

wha! where?!

*startles up out of a dead sleep and falls out of chair

*gun goes off and a cat yowl is heard off screen

poor goddamn cat

linking youtube videos here should be banned until he takes the time to figure out how to embed them I'm quite sick of that poo poo

# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:10

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

What else are you sick of ra tehuti?

e: you ninja edited. sorry to imply there are other things you're sick of.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:11

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

ProfessorMurder posted:

What else are you sick of ra tehuti?

people who edit their posts!!

# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:12

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

ra tehuti posted:

poor goddamn cat

linking youtube videos here should be banned until he takes the time to figure out how to embed them I'm quite sick of that poo poo

turns out i didnt hit the cat it was just alf visiting. total coincidence

# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:15

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Professor SJW posted:

turns out i didnt hit the cat it was just alf visiting. total coincidence

there is no coincidence in a visit from Alf, stand by.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:18

fakeaccount: Jun 22, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

we don't do logging, we do shitposting. If you want to cut trees down, buy a chainsaw and have at it.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:25

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

ra tehuti posted:

people who edit their posts!!

what a bunch of pieces of poo poo

Kuato fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Feb 17, 2017

# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:27

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

don't sign your posts

# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:52

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

ra tehuti posted:

don't sign your posts

# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:53

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

Kuato posted:

# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:56

Sixfools: Aug 27, 2005; You be the Moon,
I'll be the Earth
And when we burst
Start over, oh, darling

Kuato posted:

GURF!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t0Ux9LpPSQ ?

# ? Feb 17, 2017 14:11

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

The prodigal son returns

As the Phoenix rises, so shall the forums once again

BAN KUATO

# ? Feb 17, 2017 15:58

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Congratulations, OP. You won't regret it.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 17:21

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Zealander posted:

Solace from all the social media crap. Best ten bux I ever spent. I'll pay another 100 if you don't ban me for this.
No facebook, google+, tubmblr, none of that bullshit! I want to stay here forever! What happened to the internet?

glad to have you back, friend

no one ever truly leaves SA behind...

# ? Feb 17, 2017 17:24

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

congratulations on ruining your life once again, op

# ? Feb 17, 2017 17:25

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

The prodigal son returns

As the Phoenix rises, so shall the forums once again

BAN KUATO

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:09

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

also it says profSJW is in catjail for 18 hours but his rape sheet says 3 days wtf

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:11

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

the prodigal cuck

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:12

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Applewhite posted:

Congratulations, OP. You won't regret it.

*suppresses a your mother joke*

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:13

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Banning kuato does seem like the only proper course of action.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:17

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

The prodigal son returns

As the Phoenix rises, so shall the forums once again

BAN KUATO

this post actually rhymes if you read it correctly and is a good post

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:21

Flutieflakes017: Feb 16, 2012; only if you've been in the deepest valley can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain

Zealander posted:

Solace from all the social media crap. Best ten bux I ever spent. I'll pay another 100 if you don't ban me for this.
No facebook, google+, tubmblr, none of that bullshit! I want to stay here forever! What happened to the internet?

Yeah, same. I was only checking sporadically until about a year ago. The socials and awful kinja sites sent me running back.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:24

skeletonotherkin: Sep 26, 2014

Welcome back lets touch wieners.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:36

Mirage: Oct 27, 2000; All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds

Trump is all over the place here too, sorry.

Though mostly in a "what the flying hell is going on" sense.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:38

welcome 2 Clown Town: Aug 1, 2006; GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

raped by a gibbis

a gibbis touched me in my private area

gibbis sexual assault: the true horror

violated by gibbis

gibbis the molester

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:39

Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

This thread just made me realize a really lovely Alf remake is probably en route like an asteroid in deep space

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:41

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

dr.acula posted:

This thread just made me realize a really lovely Alf remake is probably en route like an asteroid in deep space

yeah except only one of those things will rock your world!!!

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:47

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

ra tehuti posted:

yeah except only one of those things will rock your world!!!

Coming soon!!!!

your mom is

# ? Feb 17, 2017 20:01

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

The prodigal son returns

As the Phoenix rises, so shall the forums once again

BAN KUATO

OctoberBlues posted:

Banning kuato does seem like the only proper course of action.

The president of my fan club and my mortal enemy conspiring against me in unison?! You'll all pay for this!!! :argh:

# ? Feb 17, 2017 20:21

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

NODE'S GRAND PLAN TO FIX THE INTERNET:

Delete Twitter, delete Tumblr and every other stupid site that ends in an r without a vowel before, it, delete google+, delete Reddit, delete Reddit again because they're Reddit, delete Pinterest, delete Snapchat, etc., and remove the comments section from basically every web site on the internet. I will allow an exception for Facebook, but you are only permitted to make groups consisting of family and friends and nobody else. No groups for causes, politicians, celebrities, or any of that garbage.

I will get the ball rolling on this project soon.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 20:25