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Since we're in the end times I'm compiling a list of some movies that you should watch about the end of the world and stuff here is one: The Omega Man Starring CHUCK HESTON. This is the 2nd movie that was based on "I Am Legend." The first one was '64s Vincent Price movie "The Last Man on Earth" and the latest was that dumb Will Smith movie "I Am Legend" of course. Why should you watch it? Crazy vampire people, Chuck getting wasted often. I don't really remember to be honest because I probably have brain damage from alcoholism but trust me you have to watch it it's good! Machine guns, booze, 70s poo poo. It's got it all.  The Planet of the Apes Starring CHUCK HESTON. Why should you watch it? Because it loving owns. Chuck is like this astronaut dude and crash lands on the planet of the apes and thrills abound as he tries to make sense of this wacky new world. It's been remade twice now. The one with the Abe Lincoln statue was dumb as gently caress and the more recent one was ok but not as good as this. If you haven't watched this poo poo then you're a weird babby just loving watch it poo poo.  Escape from New York Starring KURT RUSSELL (and Ernest Borgnine who owns FYI) Why should you watch it?  BECAUSE IT'S A JOHN CARPENTER MOVIE AND J. CARPENTER OWNS
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HCT you are cool and good and have cool and good taste in films All the way from NZ I am throwing out this masterpiece:  Made by some no-name kiwi guy who went on to direct some piece of poo poo film about orks and elves or some poo poo Film owns like gently caress and explains small town NZ life really well
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Kazinsal posted:
I watched two of those three today and agree that Beyond Thunderdome is definitely the worst of the series.   
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Feb 17, 2017 05:42
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 (The remake is also acceptable/should be watched as well.)
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 This film is an amazing portrayal of realistic gun fights involving realistic people. If you've ever wondered what would happen if you and your friend from the army tried to be criminals and get paid then watch this film. This film also shows why 1st sergeant made you be sleeves down while on patrol.
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this is still my favorite movie ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Peo3Nt4eM
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Feb 17, 2017 19:06
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Reverand maynard posted:
The opening scene is the poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xsaMcw69D8
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 Easily the one of the greatest movies of all time. If you haven't seen it, that's just 
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Reverand maynard posted:
I love that line from the old dude about how 'if you ever meet an old man in this game, you know one thing about him. he's a survivor'
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Two Finger posted:I love that line from the old dude about how 'if you ever meet an old man in this game, you know one thing about him. he's a survivor' Not just some old dude, but James Caan
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I don't think this film needs any real kind of introduction so without further ado: And this one probably doesn't either, and from what the rest of GiP has to say about it it's incredibly accurate right down to the whistleblower being forced to resign and the guilty getting sweet contractor gigs 
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Aliens is a film with a title that doesn't make a lot of sense. It's a sequel that has nothing to do with Alien, the movie that preceded it, and even less to do with Alien 3, (or Alien Resurrection aka Alien 4) for that matter. Aliens is a film about the United States Colonial Marines, or more specifically, USMC Private First Class Jenette Vasquez. Aliens take place in the future in the year 2179. quote:Private First Class Jenette Vasquez was a Smartgun operator with the United States Colonial Marine Corps, part of 2nd Battalion Bravo Team. She was the sister of Carmen Vasquez. Jenette was a member of the combat unit deployed to LV-426 aboard the USS Sulaco in 2179, to investigate the sudden loss of contact with the colony of Hadley's Hope. She was subsequently involved in combating the Xenomorph infestation at the colony. Vasquez is a tough bitch.  She deals with a lot of hazing  But she always has the best comebacks: "No, have you?  Aliens occasionally focuses on other, distracting topics such as the camaraderie between other Marines on the Sulaco. It also focuses on questions like what it means to be sentient, and whether that should force us to question our own humanity in a universe where savage lifeforms propagate by exploiting human biomass, and fabricated android are better at being human than humans are.  But, mainly, Aliens is about Vasquez screaming "Let's rock!" when her fuddy-duddy lieutenant, Noble Gorman, decides that all fun is banned and starts confiscating weaponry. Nobles hate collateral damage! But Vasquez screams her war cry, and they all waste some loving xenos.   Noble Gorman panicking when his years spent at the academy studying organizational management and The Five Types of Leadership have amounted to nothing:  Playing notable backup in Aliens is Sergeant Apone, who is sadly taken out early in the film in order to raise the stakes and keep the audience invested in PFC Vasquez's arc.  Finally, here's the Aliens poster, which features some civilians getting in the way of marines doing their job (I guess nothing much changes in the future!) 
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Zeris posted:Aliens is a film with a title that doesn't make a lot of sense. It's a sequel that has nothing to do with Alien, the movie that preceded it, and even less to do with Alien 3, (or Alien Resurrection aka Alien 4) for that matter. 
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Surprised you didn't include the bit where she finally has enough of his poo poo and frags the officer
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Yo RedLetterMedia did a thing on the fifty layers of satire and Paul Verhoven that is Starship Troopers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkEdyq3UE5M
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I'm pretty sure Starship Troopers had the first pair of titties I ever saw in a movie.
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Fister Roboto posted:I'm pretty sure Starship Troopers had the first pair of titties I ever saw in a movie that I remember.
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Fister Roboto posted:I'm pretty sure Starship Troopers had the first pair of titties I ever saw in a movie. also the graphic violence was a revelation to 11 year old me
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Feb 19, 2017 04:04
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Aliens loving owns and is one of my favorite movies
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/\/\/\/\ Look at all these people who didn't wear a whole into their dad's VHS copy of Terminator peeping Sara Connor's titties.
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I watched Aliens on HBO in like 198x, had the vhs, the dvd, and now the bluray.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Aliens loving owns and is one of my favorite movies It's honestly pretty close to perfect as far as action films go. It's also hard to overstate how many cliches and poo poo got their cues from it. I mean basically all of Starcraft is based on Aliens.
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a few months ago I had a nightmare where it was like a rainy stormy night and there were bad dudes in my back yard and I just started screaming at them from my window iwth the Newt Scream. Like literally just screaming at them like Newt. Craziest poo poo. I told my wife about it and she makes fun of me for it still.
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Look at all these noobs whose first set of movie titties wasn't the chick in Total Recall with 3 titties. Set a bar that is unattainable enough that its probably to blame for my multiple divorces.
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Honestly I don't know what the first movie I saw was that had titties. I just remember being about 11 or 12 and seeing starship troopers and it sticks in my mind. Definitely saw movie titties before that though but that's before I started feeling funny feelings in my pants.
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Mike-o posted:Honestly I don't know what the first movie I saw was that had titties. I just remember being about 11 or 12 and seeing starship troopers and it sticks in my mind. Definitely saw movie titties before that though but that's before I started feeling funny feelings in my pants. Braveheart.
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First movie I ever saw with titties was the Chuck Norris movie called Silent Rage.  It's a real bad movie.
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Phone posting but imagine that I linked to something about Tremors.
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Burt Gummer is the man we should all aspire to be.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:No tina turner Beyond Thunderdome is a good enough movie for the first half, then it becomes Whacky Wasteland Children's Romp and man gently caress that why are y'all leaving your god drat oasis for burnt out Sydney? Kazinsal posted:Yo RedLetterMedia did a thing on the fifty layers of satire and Paul Verhoven that is Starship Troopers Speaking of Verhoven, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuEZb_xn_JU
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Anyone who's not sold on Planet of The Apes needs to know that the very first scene is literally Charlton Heston lighting a cigar in space.
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Meet little Melvin, the 90lb weakling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZackeB9vQNM  Melvin is a nerd and nobody likes him.  Melvin gets hazed.  Melvin really gets hazed.  Melvin becomes the Toxic Avenger.  He beats up people for fun now. Usually they're bad.  Melvin is fuckin' ugly.  Melvin has some weird habits.  Melvin takes his time dishing out justice. He enjoys himself.  Melvin really, really enjoys himself.  Whatcha doin', Melvin?  Heh, carry on Melvin.  Melvin is pretty scary.  This is a bad guy, I think.  Yep.  drat Melvin, take it easy.  Godspeed Melvin, Toxic Crusader. 
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I'll try and keep this one alive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKHPTHx0ScQ Just watch the first 2 minutes to discover the essence of Afghanistan. "if they don't gently caress the asses of those boys what should they gently caress? The pussies of their own grandmothers?"
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Zeris reminded me sort of with his post of: STREET TRASH a bunch of hobos drink poison wine, think maddog 20/20 and poo poo goes crazy dude drinks the wine and melts on a toilet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qP3Tx19w7c and at one point a guys dick gets cut off and its like a 5 minute scene of dudes tossing it around playing keep away from him with it
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Safety stand down for Staplefahrer Klaus followed by five hours of CBT
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