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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the celebrity game really reached its peak when pippen just started owning the poo poo out of everyone to the point that magic johnson got visibly irritated

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


this is honestly one of the greatest videos on the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCtjtCjGQSQ

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol at the arcade fire goon with the knee brace, someone get him some Hinrich gear

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


someone needs to brutally dunk on these owners and seize the means of basketball production

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


straight up brolic posted:

Candace Parker just annihilated Mark Lasry

the People's Hero, although she's tainted by association with that bourgeois parasite The Landlord

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


good gravy

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i'm not prepared for white chocolate to look like a middle-aged man

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


why are legit WNBA players in this and not retired, washed-up WNBA greats

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol the guy from Ed

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


EvanTH posted:

rising stars is so good I can't wait celeb game blows

boycotting the Rising Stars game because it doesn't feature any of the bulls' Young and Athletic talent

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


win butler is such a try-hard doofus, they need to get one of the Davis Brothers in the game to start throwing bows at his giant head

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Kibner posted:

Forget the talent part, do the Bulls have anyone young and athletic?

Cris Felicio is a legit rotation player

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Kibner posted:

He hasn't struck me as athletic, though. Maybe I should watch more Bulls games??? lol

he's huge but he can move his feet and get up a little unlike bobby who plays basketball like he needs to be constantly reminded that he has feet

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


vivek should be in this game and play defense by staying at one end of the court while explaining that 4 on 5 is Disruptive and while he's doing that a cherry pick outlook pass sails right past him and hits a child in the noggin

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


tanglewood1420 posted:

Hello everybody I am here for the Jahlil Okafor own zone breakout show. lol not really

Are there any giffable highlights worth watching from the celeb game? DID SOMEONE DUNK ON CUBAN??!?!?

it was basically win butler try-harding at everyone with his dumb headband, but there was a White Chocolate elbow pass

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


AggressivelyStupid posted:

Thank God it wasn't butler

gonna get a butler mvp sunday

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol frank kaminsky

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


embiid in the house

lol why would someone put mudiay in an all-star game

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


they should have an embarrassing legacy all-star game for washed-up dudes that can't make the real all-star game anymore against recently retired guys, let's see timmy and kobe lacing 'em up against Wade and Dirk

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


this is horrible

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


straight up brolic posted:

It's always literally the best part of all-star weekend

i'd watch a butler/rapoport fight to the death at center court

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


straight up brolic posted:

Chriss and Ingram in the same lineup 😈

if they run into each other, they might literally get knotted up

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


arrest everyone involved with that possession

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


buddy got up

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


NickRoweFillea posted:

They should have a mandatory salty old vet spot on each of these teams for comedy. Vince Carter can be one and Thon Maker can be the other

put kirk hinrich in there to bring some defensive intensity

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


please tell me trombone shorty is doing the actual all-star game and not whatever combination of chumps this is

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


inx posted:

jokovic? c'mon reggie

we've confirmed that tae is reggie miller

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Kibner posted:

It's easier than playing a wind instrument while singing.

Also, I got to my seat just in time to for the skills challenge.

you're going to be kicking yourself for missing that stellar musical performance

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


they should have a skills competition for the GRITTY guys where they have to set dirty-rear end screens and roll into a mannequin's knees

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

"The Joker" is a terrible nickname for Jokic

true, his nickname should be BIG YOLK

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


trying to think of the funniest bull to put in a "skills competition" and it is definitely mcdermoot who would never make it out of nola trying to get that ball through the tire

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


dear mother,

we remain at the smoothie king center waiting for mcdermott to try to put the ball through the Passing tire. It has been three months. McDermott can no longer chest pass through his thick, mottled beard as we huddle for warmth around a burning cutout of omer asik

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i am sorry that my dumb college team nearly killed doug collins tonight
https://twitter.com/ESPN_Schick/status/833118904000065536/video/1

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


chunkles posted:

patrick beverley said they didn't even ask him

the gently caress? they let craig hodges defend his 3-point title and he literally wasn't in the NBA

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


kyrie is playing for something bigger than the NBA

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/833127542005563393

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


why did charlotte send MKG

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


seems like some sort of mastery of physics would help kyrie here

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


as a traditionalist, i'm not a fan of these "moneyball" three point tactics

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


as a bulls fan, i think it is bull poo poo that certain shots are worth an extra point

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