NBA All-Star Weekend GDT: Every Event, like the Earth, is a flat circle

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EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

rising stars is so good I can't wait celeb game blows

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 02:25

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# ¿ May 1, 2024 18:41

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

R.D. Mangles posted:

boycotting the Rising Stars game because it doesn't feature any of the bulls' Young and Athletic talent

are you boycotting bulls games tooooOOOOOOo root toot doodle dooo :hatsoff: :warnerbrothersfrog:

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 02:36

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

woooo that sequence of stuff

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 03:43

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

R.D. Mangles posted:

true, his nickname should be BIG YOLK

ahh like the tennis star egg yolkovich

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 02:32

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

WhyteRyce posted:

Does The Zinger have herpes?

came here to post about this

my son has been fuckin with them hoes

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 02:34

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

This weekend is the highlight of the knicks season woof

the ultimate highlight for me will be when melo is traded

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 02:39

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

khaled about to contribute $0 to cancer research

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 03:25

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

we were all wrong about khaled were weren't smart or loyal

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 03:26

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

this is so bizarre

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 03:28

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

for every shot we miss we will give a child cancer

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 03:28

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

oh well shook steph loves cancer

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 03:29

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

why were they certain he could hit one

he's famous for missing the biggest shot of his life

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 03:31

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

very elaborate leapfrog

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 03:53

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

another game of leapfrog

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 03:55

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Dejan Bimble posted:

Who the gently caress is Derrick Jones Jr for real

On September 25, 2016, Jones signed with the Phoenix Suns for training camp.[4] Jones secured an opening-night roster spot after impressing the Suns during training camp and preseason.[10][11] During his rookie season, he has had multiple assignments with the Northern Arizona Suns of the NBA Development League.[12] He made his NBA debut against the Philadelphia 76ers on November 19, 2016,[13] and recorded his first field goal in the NBA to finish with three points in three minutes against the San Antonio Spurs on December 15, 2016.[14] Despite spending most of his time in the D-League during the 2016�17 season, Jones was selected to compete in the NBA Slam Dunk Contest.[15]

that's derrick jones's kid

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 03:56

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

this is fuckin stupid lol drone dunk is worse than the car dunk

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 03:59

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Cool Buff Man posted:

Aaron Gordan

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 04:00

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Dexo posted:

He got twoooo phones.

one of'm's new and one of'm's old
i got two. phones
one of them works but the other is broke

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 04:02

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Gordan looks injured I hope this doesn't hurt :[

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 04:06

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

he's a good dunker but they should really restrict this contest to NBA players on NBA teams

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 04:10

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

R.D. Mangles posted:

gently caress no, bring in James "Flight" White and the Dunk King

but when ol white flight went to the real dunk contest a few years ago (representing the Knicks) he sorta sucked (much like the Knicks) and disappointed (exactly like the Knicks)

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 04:13

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Rick posted:

The Dunk Contest is back�to sucking.

still ya

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 04:20

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

R.D. Mangles posted:

cancel the dunk contest

no cancer was the 3p contest

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 04:24

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

DC Murderverse posted:

that is the saddest 50 I've ever seen

"finally not a miss"

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 04:25

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Bashez posted:

Poor guy's been an underdog his whole life. I mean the only way to get more underdog status is to have your dead be the second overall pick.

the Celtics are underdogs? or you mean the Bias family?

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 04:32

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Bashez posted:

Poor guy's been an underdog his whole life. I mean the only way to get more underdog status is to have your dad be the second overall pick.

Edit: I can't type and it fucks up my jokes.

haha nooo it makes them way more interesting

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 04:33

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Jack's Flow posted:

Just read a summary of last night's stuff, and my one question is: who is Derrick Jones Jr.? Never heard that name before.

one of those sports names that's guaranteed to exist in every league

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 21:31

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

If they played all the anthems at the same time this would be quicker

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 02:18

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Okay I'm pretty sure PG just patted Hayward's rear end instead of defending him as he went up to dunk ahahaha

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 03:02

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

wow get hosed steph ugh

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 04:02

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

CHRIS TUCKER
RUBY RHOD FROM "THE FIFTH ELEMENT"

i was so proud of the production team

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 04:02

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

EugeneJ posted:

I just started watching 2 minutes ago

Is this the dunk competition

It doesn't suck so no

That slow mo shot of DJ cracking up at Steph getting dunked on should be in a museum

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 04:13

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Nick Cannon is dressed like a north african tribeswoman. But why

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 04:18

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

East vs Westbrook

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 04:20

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Away all Goats posted:

get melo outta there

Don't steal my catchphrase

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 04:30

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Steph Curry sure does suck at hitting shots when a lot of people are watching

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 04:48

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

xbilkis posted:

gently caress Brad Stevens for not bringing back Giannis and Lebron at the end

yeah wtf

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 04:49

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Hey guess what Adam Silver presides over a league that plays like 98% late night games because he's a cot dang nosferatu

he sleeps upside down with his arms crossed

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 04:55

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EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

chunkles posted:

A lot of the players are vampires too. The vampire-players union wants to do away with the early Sunday games entirely but the vampire-owners value money over vampire player health. It's pretty hosed up.

True. All true.

Also Adam "Silver" the Nosferatu named himself that because, well, the Biblical first name is obvious but the second one is a vampire joke, like naming yourself Steve Garlic. Also it allows him to deflect accusations of vampyrism with a counteraccusation of antisemitism. Brilliant.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 20:32

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