Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
OP here's my personal concoction:
  • 5ug LSD
    -[Tiny, even by microdose standards, but we won't need much. It's the secondary active ingredient!]-
  • 50mg Speed Paste
    -[Speed because its way cheaper than adderall and functionally the same chemical with a slightly more jittery physical effect and a weaker comedown. You could substitute with adderall, though. 50mg will last many hours.]-
  • Multivitamin
    -[Try this concoction with and without this ingredient and it will be clear why I included it.]-
  • Caffeinated beverage
    -[Because you need a delivery vessel and this way you cram in yet another stimulant]-
Mix it all together and make sure the vitamin and the paste are dissolved. Combine with a healthy and nutritious breakfast with lots of carbs and fruit to fully realize your potential.

I call it "Sapho Juice" for obvious reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMBb_tPPA8E

Just like the real Sapho Juice, be careful because while it won't stain your lips, minor amphetamine withdrawals are pretty loving awful and you'll be tempted to take some more to get through the grogginess and fogged mind.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Cat Face Joe posted:

id like to try lsd but im pretty certain id go irrevocably insane

if you can smoke weed without having a panic attack you can trip on acid without having a bad trip. it's a pretty forgiving psychadelic.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

For when you absolutely have to make the fukkin deadline

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
:same:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it's me i take amphetamines to help my boss out at work

I take them anyways because ADD. This is just a super combo that enables you to become satan.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
yospos sure is uptight about drugs

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Jimmy Carter posted:

I wonder if that guy is still alive because



lol speed isn't a methamphetamine dumb rear end dentists, it's an amphetamine + a dextroamphetamine

loving lmao at their lives.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

tell me more about how to increase my productivity at work by stirring my adderall prescription and a multivitamin into my coffee

i want to be cool like you lmao

gently caress your coffee, its about the acid and the amphetamines working in tandem.

But your goony rear end cant grasp that LSD is a stimulant and in sub psychadelic doses produces a similar effect to ritalin that lasts longer and doesnt crash.

Theres some important environmental changes going on here, like amphetamines getting absorbed in a basic environment and combined with the soda will turn it into an acidic environment causing the acid to kick in later, but because mixing things seems beyond you anyways itd be a waste to even attempt to explain the intricacies of even this simple cocktail.

:jerkbag:

SpaceClown fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Feb 21, 2017

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
in which way.

amphetamines absorb in a basic environment and have the side effect of lowering the ph level of stomach acid. lsd absorbs well in an acidic environment, so as the amphetamines are eaten and the ph level drops the acid starts getting absorbed at a quicker rate. christ, bunch of loving straight edge goobers here in yospos

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
or something about acid volume.

i dont care enough to think harder on it. point being, get back to your helpdesk job hovercraft you're a poop head.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
throw in some got dang zinc :colbert:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
not as hilarious as your life :hehe:

e: also lol that the post making fun of commies is the one you chose, there are far worse ones in there i'd bet but im not paying :10bux: to prove it.

SpaceClown fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Feb 21, 2017

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

spankmeister posted:

I just edge all day to harness my raw sexual energy

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
i think the worst side effect of being a straight edge dweeb is feeling insecure about their clean biology and going into threads about drugs and complaining that people are talking about drugs

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

programming sounds like a cool job you can totally do hosed up on drugs, just like the ride operators at your local amusement park

programming sucks and 90% of the people who do it suck. then again, 90% of the people in anything dealing with computers suck so :shrug:


echinopsis posted:

idk how easy they are to get these days but some of the 2c drugs emulated some of the trippier superficial parts of psychedelics without the total mind gently caress

would have been fun to gently caress around with

i had the worst experience of my life on nbomb which is a 2ci analogue. would not recommend.

just take a sufficiently low enough dose of lsd and you'll be fine. 50ug gets you cool stuff like the flashing lights and tracers but not be so overbearing that you start thinking undecipherable garbage.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

SmokaDustbowl posted:

prescription

Lol

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Rex-Goliath posted:

put ACID in your java and just lol till the cows come home. imho

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Stymie posted:

imagine unironically complaining about "straight edge" people or using the phrase "clean biology" without any sense of shame

imagine being so pathetic that you get upset at other people's lifestyle choices that don't affect you in any way :smuggo:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Smythe posted:

micro dose on alpha cum for a mega boost

100% this. cured my incel-ism. :q:


SmokaDustbowl posted:

I like to do drugs responsibly, and you shouldn't do drugs to increase your productivity because that is a fake idea

you clearly don't have ADD so it doesnt matter that much for you anyways, but please see what happens when you take 50mg of amphetamines and set to work on a task and come back to tell me that you can't derive productivity out of stimulants.

its when it becomes a habit or a crutch that whatever gains you have in the productivity department are for poo poo.

also you really shouldnt take amphetamines for fun.

Stymie posted:

i think you missed the point, friend

i don't care that you're a drug user and a bore, i just care that you are making some terrible posts and you should stop that

i think you missed the part that you entered a thread about drugs to complain that people in that thread are posting about drugs which is a new kind of pathetic

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress that, stymie derailed now its ffa




emoji posted:

Just so you know this is a honeypot thread and your understanding of chemistry and your stomach acid theory is funny.

just so you know i dont give a heck but im glad you find my posts funny :hehe:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I do shitloads of drugs and I like walking meditation, I should probably be a monk by now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFMiUp1I3ck

careful, those drugs will mess you up worse than you think.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

dangit


hifi posted:

sorry the official yospos drug thread got derailed

if only this thread microdosed it could have stayed on track :grin:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Smythe posted:

I doubt it.

okay maybe it took a macrodose...

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
dang thats one tiny dose, let me zoom in here...
:eyepop:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

A Pinball Wizard posted:

I just love the thought of this clown seeing a drug thread in the POS and hitching up his pants and going "time to teach these nerds a thing or two" then barging in and immediately getting stymied

im glad you enjoy me making a fool of myself, i didnt call myself a clown for notHING

SpaceClown fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Feb 22, 2017

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress you im a puppet master :argh:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

WrenP-Complete posted:

I'm a psychologist who studies the experiences of people who microdose LSD and mushrooms (and a few other substances but not weed or MDMA). We can't provide any drugs, but if people are interested in microdosing and recording their impressions, we have a scientific way for you to do that. Pls PM me for details.

how do you go from being a porn spam it jockey to a pyschologist in 2 years

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
i get it
im a fool

stymie was only pretending to be retarded

the clown got fucken honked

please be nicer to me i just want to post incorrect poo poo in this here yospos :ohdear:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Rex-Goliath posted:

lurk more, moron

no you lurk more, newfriend.


A Pinball Wizard posted:

how do you feel about apple products

varies wildly

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

OldAlias posted:

gas and ban

fuckin noobs crawling out of the woodwork :smith:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
drugs dont make you productive, only you can make you productive

certain drugs however make it easier to maintain productivity and you're an idiot if you deny that

SpaceClown fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Feb 23, 2017

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Moist von Lipwig posted:

you're a goddamned moron, nBOMEs are full agonists and totally different from the typical 2c phenethylamine

you're a goddamned moron for unironically recommending research chemicals tbqh

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

the thing is, i don't mind the drugs so much, but this thing about productivity sounds like downright disturbing bourgeois poo poo

go back to dnd gommie

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Moist von Lipwig posted:

lsd is a research chemical

and i dont recommend people take it. psilocybin is better and takes longer to ruin your brain.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Foo posted:

no one gives a gently caress what you recommend

:monocle:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol you should probably lurk more before telling people to get out

i lurk plenty, you just cant put a leash on my poo poo posting style :smuggo:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
i wish i was goony enough to pay :10bux: to prowl someone's post history and act smug about it

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
he coulda, but earlier in the thread he quoted a post i made 2 weeks ago making fun of communists in gbs for some reason so it could go either way

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lowtax is the guy that owns this site fyi

lmao

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
you could almost say i'm a

space fool

  • Locked thread