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I can guess your age/weight/month of birth within 6 units for $3. You could win a 25¢ prize if you stump me by breaking the scale. You're too tall to ride this ride. You don't have enough tickets. That's my cousin. Don't jump out of the log flume on the way down. You look hungry. Eat this expensive garbage! Hey! Look at the parade! Don't forget to visit the gift shop! (It's where the only restroom is located)
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Im completely out of my mind stoned on the cheapest dirtweed imaginable, russian is my only language, and i am lifeguard at the piss wave pool
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Feb 18, 2017 08:57
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*cums all over the place like any other job he's had before*
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Feb 18, 2017 09:03
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"you're too feminine to ride this ride"
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Feb 18, 2017 09:04
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i don't give a gently caress how much dong u hang keep it inside your pants for the photo section of the g-d damned log flume ride!!!!!
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Feb 18, 2017 09:04
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Next... Next... Next... *checks out a girl of unknown age BUT DEFINITELY ABOVE 18* Next...
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Feb 18, 2017 09:19
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I'm Jesse Heisenberg stealing a role from Michael Cera in 2009
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Feb 18, 2017 09:23
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*is puerto rican*
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Feb 18, 2017 09:27
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Oh yeah , the Ferris wheel is good fun *spits tobacco*
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Feb 18, 2017 09:51
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*changes hometown from san juan to kissimmee on nametag in vain hope of non-guest relations position*
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Feb 18, 2017 10:05
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*dies from falling off the fastest ride*
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Feb 18, 2017 10:11
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*uses index finger to point in Disney World*
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Feb 18, 2017 10:13
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Iron Prince posted:i don't give a gently caress how much dong u hang keep it inside your pants for the photo section of the g-d damned log flume ride!!!!!
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Feb 18, 2017 10:15
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what was that movie with Chinese Michael Cera and Kristen Stewart and Ryan Reynolds about working at an amusement park, it was actually pretty good (you can count my judgement as solid on this, I have a BA in film  ) I liked it a lot and maybe there should be a sequel in the works??Maybe call it BEmusement Park -- cause "B" comes after "A" so its #2 in the series idk, just spitballin here
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Feb 18, 2017 11:07
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Nooner posted:what was that movie with Chinese Michael Cera and Kristen Stewart and Ryan Reynolds about working at an amusement park, it was actually pretty good (you can count my judgement as solid on this, I have a BA in film it was called MK ULTRA and Ryan Reynolds had an uncredited role as a sack of potatoes in the convenience store
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Feb 18, 2017 11:17
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I can't wait for Summer when I can get back to work.
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Feb 18, 2017 11:35
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Welcome back riders! if you had a good time let me hear it! *pause* Excellent! When the train comes to a complete and final stop safely exit to your right and down the ramp. Thank you for riding ___ and enjoy the rest of your day at ___ !
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hi how are you
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Feb 18, 2017 17:01
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Best amusement park video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ
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Feb 18, 2017 17:03
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all these doug avatars are making me fold in on myself
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Feb 18, 2017 17:06
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*gets stupid drunk with all the other ride operators on a weeknight, throbbing hangover during a 6:45am opener shift* *wears sunglasses on the shaded ride platform*
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Feb 18, 2017 17:07
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lonesomedwarf posted:hi how are you fine thanks where have you been?
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Feb 18, 2017 17:17
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And Now We're Gonna Go BACKWARDS! *70s Classic Rock Blares*
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Feb 18, 2017 17:23
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hth posted:Im completely out of my mind stoned on the cheapest dirtweed imaginable, russian is my only language, and i am lifeguard at the piss wave pool
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Feb 18, 2017 17:25
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Listen kid, just 'cause you didn't hear it click don't mean it ain't closed. Just hold on tight to the bar and you'll be fine. *wrongful death lawsuit ensues*
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Feb 18, 2017 17:28
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I am here on working visa from Croatia to make money and see mystical land of wonder called "Wisconsin Dells". In my country we do not fry cheese in such a way.
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Feb 18, 2017 17:30
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*gets high as gently caress and eats funnel cake for his shifter meal*
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Feb 18, 2017 17:31
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*smokes behind tool shack with goth girl* Wanna gently caress?
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Feb 18, 2017 17:32
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i've never returned to a six flags after working there a summer
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Feb 18, 2017 17:33
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Feb 18, 2017 17:35
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*shits in Donald Duck costume*
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Feb 18, 2017 17:36
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Hardawn posted:i've never returned to a six flags after working there a summer forums user hardawn I had no idea you worked a summer at six flags and now I respect you
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Feb 18, 2017 17:37
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*Goofy costume is hot as gently caress in the Orlando summer* *fantasizes about a threesome with Snow White and Cinderella*
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Feb 18, 2017 17:37
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*shows up late and demands to eat $30 worth of food
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Feb 18, 2017 17:39
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*into walkie talkie* Jeff, I got a real tubbo up here in car 7, can you get over here and help me get the bar down on her gunt
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Feb 18, 2017 17:41
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*sleeps in a crowded underground dorm room with 8 other foreigners who don't speak the same language* *works 14 hour days and wakes up to the Dominican putting his dick in my ear*
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Feb 18, 2017 17:49
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Aesop Poprock posted:*sleeps in a crowded underground dorm room with 8 other foreigners who don't speak the same language* reported, for illegal immigration
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Feb 18, 2017 17:50
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ra tehuti posted:forums user hardawn I had no idea you worked a summer at six flags and now I respect you just a little easter egg for the fans, thanks
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Hardawn posted:just a little easter egg for the fans, thanks next time put it up my butt
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