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ra tehuti posted:reported, for illegal immigration "Мне очень жаль, я не говорю по-английски"
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Exec. summary of 10 yrs in industry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePzRNx6F9nI
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Feb 18, 2017 18:33
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im in charge of picking up all the teeth kids lose on the busted rear end rides ok nobody really gave me this position but i do the job with a lot of enthusiasm
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Feb 18, 2017 21:27
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My favorite day was "deaf day". It was so quiet and they knew how to read the simple instructions.
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Feb 19, 2017 17:32
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At Cedar Point they have a lot of promotional discount days, one is Dad's Day which became the unofficial Gay Pride Day. a bunch of proud gays come to the park every Dad's Day in various levels of attire ranging from amusement park attire to parade float attire. It's pretty fun but some take it too far, one couple had to put their two-person nipple ring chain in a locker before they were allowed to ride the Raptor
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Feb 19, 2017 18:44
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Guys, I am SO tempted to sneak into the petting zoo at night and steal the animals' DNA and hide it all in a barbasol can. I don't get paid enough to care about Dodgeson. Edit: I forgot to ask does anyone want anything from the vending machines? I've been eating too many sweet snacks, thought maybe I'd get something salty, y'now, because... Oh, that reminds me, I finished debugging the last bit of code, so the park might go down for a minute or two, but it's nothing to worry about, just a small thing. *checks watch* Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Feb 19, 2017 |
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Feb 19, 2017 19:02
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*Has glock, tactical flashlight and handcuffs* *works on the teacups ride*
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Feb 19, 2017 19:13
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*is left in charge of a rollercoaster at night when they are testing a new linear launch system that causes the park power to fail. Spends 10 minutes in a panic trying to convince the 286 controlling the breaks on the ride to release the train that was out when this all happened*
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Feb 19, 2017 19:35
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*Finishes cooking and assembling a cheeseburger, takes a huge bite out of it, wraps it up nicely and sets it up on the serving line to be served to a "guest"*
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Feb 19, 2017 19:50
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*eats all the elephant ears for sale* *sneaks a quick wank inside the roller coaster car, tries to get a pretty girl to sit on the subtle cumstained seat* *takes the job of merry go round security guard VERY SERIOUSLY, twirls 1960's era billy club menacingly to people I suspect might be getting on the ride for free and actually brings a tacticlol gun* *most of my pay comes from whispering ways to rig shooting gallery games and splitting the dozens of quarters kids spend in futility with the 300 pound chronic smoking carnie from profit* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxgd6ORLNG0&t=1937s
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Feb 19, 2017 20:39
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I tried, and failed, to get a job as a cashier at Disney World. It was a low point for me. It would be so badass to work there, on Main Street, USA.
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Feb 19, 2017 21:09
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Hector Beerlioz posted:*uses index finger to point in Disney World* Scandalous. Every ex disney worker knows you point with two fingers so as not to be culturally insensitive. Duh. Now stay in the queue and keep moving, human herd.
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Feb 19, 2017 21:16
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 Helllo Dave! Is that Dave! Is Dave there.
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Feb 19, 2017 21:16
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When I worked at Busch Gardens most of the other workers were drunk all day or weird middle aged guys trying to teach me how to tilt the skyride carts while stopping them to see up girls' skirts.
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Feb 19, 2017 21:19
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*Discovers whippets while working at the ice cream parlor, ruins 2 cases of canned whipped cream*
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Feb 20, 2017 00:17
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Hockey stick + magnet crudely taped together leans against wall of booth
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Feb 20, 2017 00:32
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*I keep trying to convince my boss that all these old 80s-era branded toy prizes we have that no one has won in 30 years are worthless so he'll let me just take them home and I can sell them on eBay. *I keep moving that G1 Megatron to behind the latest Power Rangers so no one ever sees it. JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Feb 20, 2017 |
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Feb 20, 2017 01:00
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Universe Master posted:*Goofy costume is hot as gently caress in the Orlando summer* I actually did coke with Snow White, Tigger, and Pooh. She was one stuckup bitch but Tigger and Pooh were on acid. No threesome ensued however.
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Feb 20, 2017 01:04
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Is that why they call her Snow White?
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Feb 20, 2017 01:05
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My brother worked at one of the Disney restaurants for awhile and every time I'd talk to him he'd always have some good stories about some poor family from Hickwad, Iowa just absolutely melting the gently caress down because little Timmy spilled his apple juice everywhere and this vacation counts as Christmas this year and everything HAS TO GO PERFECTLY SO STOP YOUR CRYING RIGHT NOW OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT GODDAMMIT
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Feb 20, 2017 01:13
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hahaha Poor little Timmy.
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Feb 20, 2017 01:37
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Umm, I found a pile of "extra" pieces to the roller coaster. That's not going to be a problem is it?
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Feb 20, 2017 01:44
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*pops a re-knob in ridiculous epcot tight fitting jumpsuit while giving a Disney presentation to teenybobbers wearing the tiniest shorts. Gets written up*
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Feb 20, 2017 04:14
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*contemplates dying, gets talked out of it, tries to defeat the chinese, gets shot* *wakes up and reads the pre-life-life*
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Feb 20, 2017 04:23
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* Got the job to ride the rides for free, works 14 hour days and never has the time or energy to ride the rides for free.
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Feb 20, 2017 04:33
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*counts remaining teeth in reflection of gold fish bowls* *smells like cabbage*
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* Is in the Mickey mouse costume totally not feeling up your kids.
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Feb 20, 2017 04:43
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haljordan posted:My brother worked at one of the Disney restaurants for awhile and every time I'd talk to him he'd always have some good stories about some poor family from Hickwad, Iowa just absolutely melting the gently caress down because little Timmy spilled his apple juice everywhere and this vacation counts as Christmas this year and everything HAS TO GO PERFECTLY SO STOP YOUR CRYING RIGHT NOW OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT GODDAMMIT That's sad 
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Feb 20, 2017 04:44
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*somewhere in Kansas in 2016* I'm sure glad Kansas has such relaxed safety standards, our Republican lawmakers certainly care about our public. There sure aren't any gonna be any ironic fatalities that will occur soon here at Schlitterbahn.
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Feb 20, 2017 04:49
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Pretty sure they can afford better amusement with their ill gotten gains.
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Feb 20, 2017 04:53
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Bro Dad posted:*changes hometown from san juan to kissimmee on nametag in vain hope of non-guest relations position* literally me except Arecibo to Orlando
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Feb 20, 2017 05:04
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*put in a maintenance work order describing how riders are getting attacked by birds at the top of the lift hill* *maintenance schleps to the top and smashes all the birds' nests*
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Feb 20, 2017 05:13
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Pitch/tempo of 80s metal tunes altered in desperate attempt to avoid royalty payments.
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Feb 20, 2017 05:55
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BirryJoru posted:My favorite day was "deaf day". It was so quiet and they knew how to read the simple instructions. Did it not sound like the zombie apocalypse with all the deaf kid sounds?
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Wow sure is nice to have Bigfoot Gardens finally open for business again! Gonna rake in the cash from those unsuspecting chumps
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