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I can imagine having a few unsecured loads floating around although I have a drugs and alcohol problem. that problem is that I can't get enough drugs and alcohol.
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Guy Mann posted:After the people openly admitting that they had kids because of a selfish desire for validation and/or an indentured servant to care for them in old age, this is my favorite self-own from defensive parents in threads like these. Personally I hope you never spread your garbage beliefs/DNA. 
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Sponge Baathist posted:I can imagine having a few unsecured loads floating around although I have a drugs and alcohol problem. that problem is that I can't get enough drugs and alcohol. Haha! Good one, good one
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Haha I'm wiggling my boner in your snatch. Whoa! Pop! There it goes. Oops it's growing a baby in you lmao. Better buy it clothes and teach it things!
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Mar 3, 2017 19:17
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:Haha I'm wiggling my boner in your snatch. Whoa! Pop! There it goes. Oops it's growing a baby in you lmao. Better buy it clothes and teach it things! *buys the baby a Hitler Youth Jr. uniform* *begins teaching it things*
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phasmid posted:*buys the baby a Hitler Youth Jr. uniform* Alt-right things.
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:Having kids isn't that hard. I mean, you definitely realize how easy your life was in certain ways beforehand, but it never seemed that difficult. Yeah pretty much.
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Mar 4, 2017 04:38
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parenthood is a mental illness
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Mar 4, 2017 04:49
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:parenthood is a mental illness just because it was true of your parents doesn't mean it's true of all parents 
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500 good dogs posted:just because it was true of your parents doesn't mean it's true of all parents you are mentally ill
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Kids are really easy to suplex
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Topographic Nap posted:Kids are really easy to suplex That's child abuse. You gotta piledrive 'em through a table if you want them to grow up right.
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I like my partner. I think it would be cool if there was more of him in the world cause he's a swell dude.
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bubblebee posted:I like my partner. I think it would be cool if there was more of him in the world cause he's a swell dude. I don't know how to tell you this, but the rest of us can't stand him and we really just wanted you to take him off our hands, TIA.
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