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life hacks #82: brutally murder your balls and you won't have kids when you are 20 lolololol
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Feb 19, 2017 02:28
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Hector Beerlioz posted:As a disgusting person both in body and disposition I have no worries about ever having children 
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Feb 19, 2017 02:29
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lol if you posted:life hacks #82: brutally murder your balls and you won't have kids when you are 20 lolololol I'm too chicken to do it myself, is there a hot lady I can pay to do it for me?
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Feb 19, 2017 02:29
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lmao @ having kids at all
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Feb 19, 2017 02:30
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Friend, I don't know your personal situation but I will say everyone I know irl who expresses this feeling made a poor decision about when to have kids I have a good job and everything, I just come home tired from work and then I deal with a very needy little creature that needs basically constant and undivided attention. If I could afford a nanny or act like a traditional disengaged 1950s dad it would be a lot easier. I'm just grumpy right now because earlier this evening I couldn't get her to stop crying for 30 straight minutes no matter what I tried. It's possible I just suck at taking care of little babies, and things are easier for people who are good at it.
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Feb 19, 2017 02:31
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proctorbot posted:I have a good job and everything, I just come home tired from work and then I deal with a very needy little creature that needs basically constant and undivided attention. If I could afford a nanny or act like a traditional disengaged 1950s dad it would be a lot easier. Dude it gets way better. The first year to year and a half can be brutal. Your baby just poops, eats, whines, and cries all day long. When they get to about 1 and a half, they're walking, they are doing cute things, they are happy to see you. They still have fits (this goes on until about 3 1/2) but the good stuff totally outweighs the rough stuff by then. Everyone I know who is honest says the first year is brutal. I found it to be pretty tough, but not to the point I regretted it. Anyway it absolutely does get better as it has for me already and mine ain't even 2 yet. It just takes time.
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Feb 19, 2017 03:01
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it doesn't get better but you do learn how to lie to yourself to preserve your sanity
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Feb 19, 2017 03:02
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my kids are 12+ and they are pretty much on cruise control and its free slave labor 
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Feb 19, 2017 03:03
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:my kids are 12+ and they are pretty much on cruise control and its free slave labor Your kids are doing sex and having drugs.
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Feb 19, 2017 03:04
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Bareback Werewolf posted:Your kids are doing sex and having drugs. brb gonna rummage through their rooms to try and find their stash
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Feb 19, 2017 03:08
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:my kids are 12+ and they are pretty much on cruise control and its free slave labor I think that's old enough to get a forums account
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Feb 19, 2017 03:09
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I think that's old enough to get a forums account are you a mod
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Feb 19, 2017 03:10
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:are you a mod I like star trek
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Feb 19, 2017 03:12
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What if you found out your kid was a goon?
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Feb 19, 2017 03:12
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Bareback Werewolf posted:What if you found out your kid was a goon? imagine finding out im your dad
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Feb 19, 2017 03:13
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:imagine finding out im your dad
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Feb 19, 2017 03:14
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My dad posts on penn state football forums
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Feb 19, 2017 03:16
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:imagine finding out im your dad 
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Feb 19, 2017 03:16
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i have a 3 month old, it's easy as hell
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Feb 19, 2017 03:19
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:imagine finding out im your dad dad goon, so what
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Feb 19, 2017 03:20
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Sometimes i get home from work like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" and then I imagine how much objectively worse it would be if a screaming grubby child needed my continuous attention for several more hours. Then lol at everyone who has to actually go through that.
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Feb 19, 2017 03:21
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:my kids are 12+ and they are pretty much on cruise control and its free slave labor They also deeply hate you even though you provide for their every need. Lol.
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Feb 19, 2017 03:23
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That goon who was talking about their wife pumping for their toddlers made me very upset inside, and I sincerely hope they meant 3 months instead. I'm not against breastfeeding at all, but there's a time where that ends, my man.
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Feb 19, 2017 03:24
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I'd only have kids so they can level my RuneScape account tbh
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Feb 19, 2017 03:26
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:at least i can die knowing i raised who two humans that dont like anime A life well lived.
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Feb 19, 2017 03:30
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Smeed posted:I'd only have kids so they can level my RuneScape account tbh I am calling DHS on two phones. edit: whoops. saw "I" instead of "I'd". good job having no spawn.
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Feb 19, 2017 03:31
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i love not having children so, so very much
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Feb 19, 2017 04:16
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grown man with no children: ahhh, wow i can do whatever i want grown man with children: oh god, i cant play dark souls 3 for 12 hours straight, i gotta take care of the drat BABY childless man: oh wow i goofed and spent too much at the casino, woops! lol grown man: gently caress jayden cant go to college now
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Feb 19, 2017 04:20
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I've taught a few things in a few places, and for a while I did special education in an area that wasn't totally down and out, but definitely economically depressed. By the luck of the draw, I'd get the kindergardeners and first graders on my caseload. This required going into their classrooms, so I got to know a huge number of five, six and seven year olds in the general education population as well. I saw a lot of kids that were dirty, ill dressed, obviously not spoken to at home, backpack stank of smoke, ect, and without fail it would be the Christmas party and there would be 20 year old mom and 21 year old dad. They of course could both come because neither one of them worked. Holy poo poo wait to have kids. Holy poo poo.
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Feb 19, 2017 04:26
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Having kids is fuckin stupid
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Feb 19, 2017 04:27
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Bean posted:I've taught a few things in a few places, and for a while I did special education in an area that wasn't totally down and out, but definitely economically depressed. By the luck of the draw, I'd get the kindergardeners and first graders on my caseload. This required going into their classrooms, so I got to know a huge number of five, six and seven year olds in the general education population as well. i was afraid you were talking about me but hahah no way was dad around who even is that guy?
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Feb 19, 2017 04:30
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Under-30 + 2 kids + money = "May I speak to your manager?" Type
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Feb 19, 2017 04:31
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imagine having kids in your mid-to-late 30's and being almost dead by the time they're out of your house
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Feb 19, 2017 04:34
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:imagine having kids in your mid-to-late 30's and being almost dead by the time they're out of your house Imagine being dead inside through your best years and covered in child feces.
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Feb 19, 2017 04:43
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Having a kid means you got sex at least
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Feb 19, 2017 04:45
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Little did you know that it would be.... THE LAST TIME
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Feb 19, 2017 04:45
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Imagine being old and seeing all your money being spent on grandkids' dui lawyers and also stolen by your adult children while your senses fail
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Feb 19, 2017 04:47
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Imagine living in a nice upper middle class house that your kid and their spouse are paying for instead of being cucked by george clooney in a nursing home before dying alone. Imagine hearing your kid and their spouse having sex through the wall. Imagine them hearing you.
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Feb 19, 2017 04:50
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I have the kind of personality where chicks want to gently caress me for a month or two but once they say anything about missed punctuation I kick their asses out onto the street.
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Feb 19, 2017 05:04
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Every three months or so I finally corner my wife to have the 'are we having kids or not?' talk and every time she says she hasn't decided but is definitely not ready now. We've been having this discussion for the past 9 years. I'll be 40 in two years. If she's still on the fence by then I'm just going ahead with a vasectomy. I hope that happens because at this point I'm pretty sure I don't want the hassle. All our childless friends our age do all sorts of cool stuff with us and all of our friends with kids... well... we actually don't really have any friends with kids because they don't have the time or money to do any of that cool stuff with us and all they talk about is their boring kids.
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