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EvilJoven posted:Every three months or so I finally corner my wife to have the 'are we having kids or not?' talk and every time she says she hasn't decided but is definitely not ready now. Not sure if this is cool or pathetic
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imagine being the weirdo childless creep who is forever trying to recapture his youth by going to rock concerts with people like half his age who think he's a weird old childless creep, who also has cats or dogs or some poo poo that he obsesses over and treats like his babies. alternatively imagine having kids really late in life and being a decrepit old piece of poo poo with one foot in the grave by the time his kids graduate from high school and all his kid's friends are embarrassed to come around because hus dad is a gross and out of it old man who can't even play football with his kid without breaking his loving hip.
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Feb 19, 2017 05:50
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my mother was 21 when she gave birth to me. having young parents pwns
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Feb 19, 2017 05:52
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One of my friends is dating a lady with a kid and he got super pissed at me when I joked about him blowing money on a kid that isn't even his. Now I pretty much avoid going on Facebook because he posts pictures all the time of this kid who he refers to as his daughter and it just bothers the hell out of me. Like come on dude, you're not even married to this lady and you've only known her for like six months, tops. But I'll probably never have kids because I stand too close to the wood stove out in the garage and it's probably rendered me impotent or something.
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Feb 19, 2017 05:53
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ive had to imagine it twice but gently caress I got lucky and didnt actually knock her up shiiiiiit I would be in deep poo poo if I did lol
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Feb 19, 2017 05:54
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Nooner posted:ive had to imagine it twice but gently caress I got lucky and didnt actually knock her up shiiiiiit I would be in deep poo poo if I did lol
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Feb 19, 2017 05:56
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SBJ posted:Little did you know that it would be.... THE LAST TIME Fairly accurate. EvilJoven posted:Every three months or so I finally corner my wife to have the 'are we having kids or not?' talk and every time she says she hasn't decided but is definitely not ready now. I hope your wife is young as hell, because having kids after 35 for women is bad news.
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Feb 19, 2017 06:10
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FogHelmut posted:I hope your wife is young as hell, because having kids after 35 for women is bad news. It's true, look at me
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Feb 19, 2017 06:12
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myDad posted:Not sure if this is cool or pathetic Last year because I didnt have to spend my time and money raising a kid I spent it learning how to fly airplanes. This year I'm going bike touring solo or with a friend and on a road trip with my wife.
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Feb 19, 2017 06:18
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EvilJoven posted:Last year because I didnt have to spend my time and money raising a kid I spent it learning how to fly airplanes. imagine having a family that loves you instead of biking around alone
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Feb 19, 2017 06:27
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Im gonna adopt a couple lil bastards in a cuppa years
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Feb 19, 2017 06:31
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I try to be supportive of my friends who are having kids at 23 or whatever but most of them were in lovely relationships and the dude who got them pregnant was either abusive or didn't want the kid and at least one of my friends is living with her mom and her child and it's just really depressing it's interesting to see people who semi-planned their pregnancies at this age, but at the same time I feel so bad for people who were obviously not ready and came from a family that discouraged birth control or even abortion I can't wait to get my tubes fuckin tied
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Feb 19, 2017 06:32
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Babies seem like a huge hassle but toddlers are rad.
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Feb 19, 2017 06:40
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FreudianSlippers posted:Babies seem like a huge hassle but toddlers are rad. Toddlers are just babies that can walk. So they're basically retards that you constantly have to watch because they'll try to stick their tongue in a light socket or walk off a cliff. They're a nightmare.
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Feb 19, 2017 06:43
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my question is why did our apartment neighbors, who already have two 5 year olds that love to scream and throw fits and we can hear them being 'disciplined' through yelling or slapping, decide to have another child?????? why would they do that to themselves??????
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Feb 19, 2017 06:45
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Bareback Werewolf posted:Toddlers are just babies that can walk. So they're basically retards that you constantly have to watch because they'll try to stick their tongue in a light socket or walk off a cliff. They're a nightmare. While this is true, they can also be hilarious and will also run up to you and hug you saying "I love you daddy" unprompted. But then they smash the lamp or something immediately after you forbid them from doing so. Still cooler than babies, imo
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Feb 19, 2017 07:03
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lol @ all the weird traditionalist/papist sleepers ITT going "Well, now, who's gonna sit there and hold your old man claw when you lay a-dying, gramps?" Obviously people so mad they can't get the smell of diapers out of their nose. Some of you pick them up and sniff them. I know. I watch you.
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Feb 19, 2017 07:13
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Thesaurus posted:While this is true, they can also be hilarious and will also run up to you and hug you saying "I love you daddy" unprompted. I think toddlers are fun when they're not your kids. You can play with them and laugh when they do funny stuff, but at the end of the day you get to go home and don't have the responsibility of keeping it alive.
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Feb 19, 2017 07:16
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Know who else didn't wanna have babies? The Shakers! And look where they are now, non-baby-having goons.
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Feb 19, 2017 07:20
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I'm not sure how it works in the U.S. or other parts of the world, but here in Canada the government pays out pretty good child benefits per month. In fact they pay out well enough that many people in this country have the choice of either going to school and working hard in order to get a job and become an contributing member of society , or just start pumping out babies as soon as physically possible and living off of the child benefits cheques until those kids turn 18. The more kids they have, the more cheques that roll in each month. And before you ask, no, barely any of that money is actually used towards the benefit of the kids.
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Feb 19, 2017 07:21
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FogHelmut posted:Fairly accurate. bad for men being older too because it raises the chances of catchin' the 'tism dunno what age that starts to become an issue though
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Feb 19, 2017 07:28
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Bareback Werewolf posted:I think toddlers are fun when they're not your kids. You can play with them and laugh when they do funny stuff, but at the end of the day you get to go home and don't have the responsibility of keeping it alive. Yeah i have nephews and they are cool and we can have fun and then when I'm tired of them or they start being lovely it's back to mom's house. Plus i never have to be the bad guy so they like me and are well behaved for me. All the benefits of kids, none of the drawbacks.
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Feb 19, 2017 07:29
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lol if they actually have welfare queens in canada In the US, you give all of your money and time to your children so they don't resent you like how you hate your lovely poor parents who made you get rides to practice with other kids. Then as your health fails in your early 40s, at least you know that 2nd mortgage so your kid could study abroad was worth it.
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Feb 19, 2017 07:29
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kids in general are way cooler and easier to manage when you realize they're just naturally drunk/high 24/7
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Feb 19, 2017 07:30
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the kid is way less work than the dog
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Feb 19, 2017 07:32
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FogHelmut posted:the kid is way less work than the dog Idk, it's frowned upon to hit a kid with a rolled up newspaper
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Feb 19, 2017 07:33
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SBJ posted:Imagine living in a nice upper middle class house that your kid and their spouse are paying for instead of being cucked by george clooney in a nursing home before dying alone. LOL if u believe your kids will buy you a home with their money
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Feb 19, 2017 07:35
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it's crazy on these streets goons every woman wants my primo sperms but kids are just the worst
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Feb 19, 2017 07:38
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So you blow a loving kid into a lady.  Who gives a gently caress? As long as you can support them.
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Feb 19, 2017 07:52
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Toilet Shoes posted:So you blow a loving kid into a lady. Dad now, so what
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Feb 19, 2017 07:56
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Every parent that is bitching most likely has a non sleeping baby because they are too lazy to spend the 4 nights teaching the baby to sleep or worse they are awful parents who co-sleep. Good luck with your marriage if you have a baby terrorist in your bed every night
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Feb 19, 2017 08:24
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proctorbot posted:Honestly having a kid sucks a lot. It just drains all your energy and sucks your vitality from you until you are a withered husk wishing for death. I hope I will change my mind when I'm an old man and she's an adult but right now it feels like the biggest mistake I ever made. Dont worry, it gets better. I have twins that are 3 years old now and they are cool. Also, people with only one baby dont know poo poo, try handling two.
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Feb 19, 2017 08:30
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I had a child at 26 and while it was not planned, I don't regret it in the slightest. It changes your life quite a bit and you have to adapt to having a baby but it's pretty great on its own so it balances out the disadvantages. Unless you're an immature idiot, it's pretty easy to raise the kid and put up with it being difficult, demanding etc. It's expensive but so is pretty much everything else. If you have a job and a place to stay, you can have a child. Having a child early also means that my parents are gonna be around for a longer portion of the child's life which is quite important. Having a kid at like 20 would be quite different and probably bad though.
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Feb 19, 2017 08:30
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first of all this thread wasnt supposed to be this serious i did not expect this level of response second of all my cousin teaches bougie white women in chicago, how to put the baby to sleep properly she charges 300 dollars an hour for the class lmao
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Feb 19, 2017 08:40
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Half the posts in this thread are really miserable and negative. Good job dudes.
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Feb 19, 2017 08:46
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Piss de Bundy posted:
You shake it a bunch, right?
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Feb 19, 2017 08:46
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Hector Beerlioz posted:You shake it a bunch, right? (in extremely hillary banks voice* like, do not shake the baby, evarrrrrrr
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Feb 19, 2017 08:51
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:my kids are 12+ and they are pretty much on cruise control and its free slave labor u should buy us both plat again so we can discuss serious issues regarding the vols (the vols have serious issues).
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Feb 19, 2017 09:06
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here's a picture of bryndaff when he came in third at the pacifist taekwando tournament
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we owe the hospital 400 grand because ronin ate an entire bag of tide pods #blessed
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