imagine having kids in your 20's

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oh pee: Jan 27, 2017; by Nyc_Tattoo

if there's anything my parents taught me it's that having kids is loving dumb

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:21

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:09

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

tiltposter posted:

if there's anything my parents taught me it's that having kids is loving dumb

I like how you rotate through accounts as they get probated

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:22

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

#JustShitposterThings

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:22

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

kids are loving horrible just fyi

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:25

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

gotta make the next generation of shitposters

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:26

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

i'm listening to a child giggle right this very second, plz acknowledge my sacrifices and plight

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:27

oh pee: Jan 27, 2017; by Nyc_Tattoo

500 bad things posted:

I like how you rotate through accounts as they get probated

myDad posted:

#JustShitposterThings

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:27

ProperCauldron: Oct 11, 2004; nah chill

I thought dating in your 30s would be fun, but it's so obvious that so many women are just husband-hunting and/or looking for someone to breed with.

I honestly can't imagine those single dudes that are fearful of never meeting someone, dying alone. Millions of women just want to Settle Down, with who is secondary.

The real fear is meeting a woman that likes me for me. I'm not just a pretty face for you to brag about your happiness on social media with.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:30

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

just get a vasectomy and lie about it

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:31

lol if you: Jun 29, 2004; I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

500 bad things posted:

just get a vasectomy and brag about it

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:38

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

500 bad things posted:

just get a vasectomy

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:40

Applesnots: Oct 22, 2010; MERRY YOBMAS

500 bad things posted:

just get a vasectomy and lie about it

drat, I wish I thought about this. Genius.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:48

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Applesnots posted:

drat, I wish I thought about this. Genius.

It'll solve literally any problem you have in life

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:49

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

Sancho posted:

When do u parents have time to smoke weed?

i have the same question but about smoking meth

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:51

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

Hardawn posted:

i'm listening to a child giggle right this very second, plz acknowledge my sacrifices and plight

hardawn, important question: is there a bog nearby?

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:52

Astoundingly Ugly Baby: Mar 22, 2006; "...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

It is entirely possible that somebody who joined the forums in 2000 or so could've raised a child to near-adulthood by now. And that person who was raised by a Goon could be posting right now. But probably not.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:59

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

DangerZoneDelux posted:

Thread should also be titled don't get married in your 20s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVvNXfzR6dw

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:00

oh pee: Jan 27, 2017; by Nyc_Tattoo

Professor SJW posted:

i have the same question but about smoking meth

500 bad things posted:

It'll solve literally any problem you have in life

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:04

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

I've never done more than weed, benzos, and oxy. benzos are amazing and you should never take them, opiates are fine to pop every once in a while, and smoke weed every day. what new drugs should I be adding to my repertoire?

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:22

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Morphine, heroin, psilocybin, LSD, and DMT

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:22

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

myDad posted:

Morphine, heroin, psilocybin, LSD, and DMT

yeah opiates are rad but a one trick pony. need to try psychedelic poo poo, but I think I should stop hating myself first or I'll have a bad trip

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:24

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Don't do drugs

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:26

oh pee: Jan 27, 2017; by Nyc_Tattoo

dmt is awesome ive regrettably only gotten to do it once

mushrooms > lsd

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:27

oh pee: Jan 27, 2017; by Nyc_Tattoo

no such thing as a bad trip only spirit quests

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:28

oh pee: Jan 27, 2017; by Nyc_Tattoo

myDad posted:

do drugs

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:28

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

tiltposter posted:

no such thing as a bad trip only spirit quests

It got to the point where weed gives me anxiety

but lol I just cry through that and then enjoy the normal parts!

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:29

oh pee: Jan 27, 2017; by Nyc_Tattoo

500 bad things posted:

It got to the point where weed gives me anxiety but lol I just cry through that and then enjoy the normal parts!

some people smoke weed ao much they start to enjoy the paranoia that they sometimes experience

if you get paranoid on weed just start drinking it solves that problem also being drunk is cool

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:31

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

I had twins when I was 29, which is basically a photo finish! When I'm older I plan on talking about it like it is scandalous

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:32

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

tiltposter posted:

some people smoke weed ao much they start to enjoy the paranoia that they sometimes experience

if you get paranoid on weed just start drinking it solves that problem also being drunk is cool

Nah it's not really paranoia in the cool sense (like I've had that before, hearing loving sports broadcasters talking in my kitchen) but in the "oh god I'm actually dying this time" sense.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:34

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Professor SJW posted:

hardawn, important question: is there a bog nearby?

brb searching knowyourbogs.com for closest bog. Several come to mind, but distance as the crow flies might be different.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:42

oh pee: Jan 27, 2017; by Nyc_Tattoo

500 bad things posted:

Nah it's not really paranoia in the cool sense (like I've had that before, hearing loving sports broadcasters talking in my kitchen) but in the "oh god I'm actually dying this time" sense.

that's hosed and you probably shouldn't smoke weed

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:47

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

tiltposter posted:

that's hosed and you probably shouldn't smoke weed

Eh, who cares I'm probably not actually going to.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:53

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana: Nov 25, 2013

500 bad things posted:

just get a vasectomy and lie about it

first part yes, second part no

# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:13

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

It is entirely possible that somebody who joined the forums in 2000 or so could've raised a child to near-adulthood by now. And that person who was raised by a Goon could be posting right now. But probably not.

it's me

i am Son of Goon

# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:25

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

myDad posted:

Morphine, heroin, psilocybin, LSD, and DMT

lol take dmt and when your kids turn into multi-dimensional machine elves try to give them the birds and bees talk

# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:27

Toilet Shoes: Aug 22, 2016; by Lowtax

I was instructed to give this response.

"At least you know the kid isn't going to have down syndromes, or some poo poo." "I mean, gently caress, what are you going to do, wait until your deserted loving barren womb produces retarded fucks?"

These are not my words. Quite frankly, if you give me a probie for them, it will keep me from having to use this account to placate my client.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:31