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Professor SJW posted:Son of Goon I would like mods to change my forums name to this and also remove this lovely red text that's making everyone think I suck at posting
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Feb 20, 2017 03:50
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Maybe that's the real reason why those bogs had corpses?
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Feb 20, 2017 03:51
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tiltposter posted:I would like mods to change my forums name to this and also remove this lovely red text that's making everyone think I suck at posting It's not the red text
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Feb 20, 2017 03:52
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500 bad things posted:It's not the red text oh yeah I'd never considered that its my actual posting 
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Feb 20, 2017 03:54
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new forums name: suckposter
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Feb 20, 2017 03:55
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every person I know my age with a child is a horrible parent
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Feb 20, 2017 03:59
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old fat bird posted:every person I know is horrible
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Feb 20, 2017 04:02
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old fat bird posted:every person with a child is a horrible parent
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Feb 20, 2017 04:03
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If you turn 30 and your wife isn't at least pregnant then you've failed at life
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Feb 20, 2017 04:59
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Thesaurus posted:If you turn 30 and your wife isn't at least pregnant then you've failed at life no you are winning at life because you are still free
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Feb 20, 2017 05:01
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Professor SJW posted:no you are winning at life because you are still free freedom is slavery. losing personhood in giving one's self over to raise yet another child this planet doesn't need is true freedom.
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Feb 20, 2017 05:03
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Thesaurus posted:If you turn 30 you've failed at life
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Feb 20, 2017 05:05
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fyodor posted:freedom is slavery. losing personhood in giving one's self over to raise yet another child this planet doesn't need is true freedom. what the gently caress is this post
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Feb 20, 2017 05:07
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Thesaurus posted:you've failed at life
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Feb 20, 2017 05:07
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sorry I thought it was unironic
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Feb 20, 2017 05:08
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fyodor posted:freedom is slavery. losing personhood in giving one's self over to raise yet another child this planet doesn't need is true freedom. look at this child who will do nothing of use and produce only another mountain of plastic trash to further choke our mother earth - isn't he just the sweetest little miracle? if you don't have 6 of these it's YOU who is being selfish
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Feb 20, 2017 05:19
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Cut out the middle man just have a plastic baby made of six pack rings.
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Feb 20, 2017 05:25
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Yeah I dont want to play video games and eat snacks. I want to pay 1,000,000 so that a SMALLER ME can play video games and eat snacks. What the gently caressThesaurus posted:imagine being the weirdo childless creep who is forever trying to recapture his youth by going to rock concerts with people like half his age who think he's a weird old childless creep, who also has cats or dogs or some poo poo that he obsesses over and treats like his babies. - going to concerts to listen to them instead of look cool (ohwwwh hurrr a fifteen year old's gonna notice i'm a lame fatso! better go home and listen to my fave band there!!! this is how adults think) - cats and dogs - having an old, wise dad pathetic
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Feb 20, 2017 06:19
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anybody hear that song "Franky" by the band suicide? It's a p relatable song imo
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Feb 20, 2017 06:20
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Cobweb Heart posted:Yeah I dont want to play video games and eat snacks. I want to pay 1,000,000 so that a SMALLER ME can play video games and eat snacks. What the gently caress but first, to make every activity awkward and dangerous for the love of my life for 9 months (it can be less but that's Bad), also she feels like poo poo in the morning and then undergoes grueling vaginal torture for a day. Or longer. And now for eighteen+ years of protecting a suicidal retard from every possible danger in the world, and after that, worrying until I die. No, it's not my sex drive combined with bad choices. I meant to do this and it's fun. for real kids past 1 or 2 are fun as hell to hang out with but just imagine actually creating and then raising one. smh edit: While the people who treat their dogs and cats like children are extremely gross and uncool, they also most likely get less poo poo sprayed on them by their kids lol Cobweb Heart fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Feb 20, 2017 |
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Feb 20, 2017 06:31
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when my facebook friends post pics of themselves freezing their breast milk and ughh how HAPPY they are to be a mom and literally every post is MOM related jesus post about something else too
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Feb 20, 2017 07:43
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when i go outside i ask myself "do they know i haven't sired an heir to my vast empire?"
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Feb 20, 2017 07:48
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I was a good kid. Never cried unnecessarily or caused a scene. My parents got so lucky
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Feb 20, 2017 11:28
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Mammal Sauce posted:My wife and I have 3yo twin boys and we've not gotten to the zombie/wishing for death stage yet. Aside from the constant pumping up until 2 for my wife, it's been a cakewalk so far. They eat anything, sleep at night (since a few weeks old and had to be woken to feed at night) , etc. As a man expecting twin boys in like 3 weeks time this post is incredibly reassuring and important to me. e. I'm 30.
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Feb 20, 2017 11:42
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Why have my own kids when everyone on facebook is giving me daily updates on what it is like raising the little pukes anyway. No need to be the owner of a child in 2017
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Feb 20, 2017 19:04
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I had 4 kids as a status symbol because I can afford kids and a big house and fast cars without breaking a sweat. #justtrustfundthings
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Feb 20, 2017 19:13
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At least people who have kids in their 20s still get to look down on the narcissists who spend their 40s dropping six figgies on conceiving an autistic frankenbaby that will devour the rest of their time on this on earth because they were too proud and self-absorbed to just adopt.
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Feb 20, 2017 20:12
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Guy Mann posted:At least people who have kids in their 20s still get to look down on the narcissists who spend their 40s dropping six figgies on conceiving an autistic frankenbaby that will devour the rest of their time on this on earth because they were too proud and self-absorbed to just adopt. dont sign your posts
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Feb 20, 2017 20:13
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proctorbot posted:Honestly having a kid sucks a lot. It just drains all your energy and sucks your vitality from you until you are a withered husk wishing for death. I hope I will change my mind when I'm an old man and she's an adult but right now it feels like the biggest mistake I ever made. You're the weakest dude ever. I hope you get what you're wishing for.
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Feb 20, 2017 20:15
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yeah now that I'm having kids at 30 all I can think is I should have done this at 20 so by the time I'm 35 I won't be too old to do gently caress all and they'll be in their mid teens and my job will be nearly done. Now I'm gonna be 45 before I'm remotely confident they won't kill themselves or others before I can drink a few beers and get loose without needing to look over my shoulder.
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Feb 20, 2017 20:15
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I had my son when I was 43, it has been great. My wife and I are very settled in life with a nice home and good careers, my son will want for very little as he grows up. I had such a wild time in my 20s and 30s, I am so glad I waited as long as I did, I feel I would have really hosed up raising this kid.
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Feb 20, 2017 20:30
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My parents had my older sister when they were like 23 and 22, followed two years later by me and my twin sister. How they managed not to just buckle us into a Volvo station wagon and roll us into the lake, I'll never know. My mom taught first grade for like 25 years so she has the patience of a saint.
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Feb 20, 2017 20:40
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I guess some people are just sad. I had my kids in my 20's and we spent years going to carnivals, parks, and all kinds of fun poo poo. It's kind of pathetic that people think going to the club and stuff is the pinnacle of existence. And now I'm in my 30's and my kids are old enough to go do their own things now and we go on awesome family vacations. What's even more pathetic though is people who wait til they're 40 to have kids. Dude, you're so old you can't even get your arthritic butt up to play sports with your kids. Much less understand any of the technology they're using.
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Feb 20, 2017 20:46
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i know when im dying of cancer i will look fondly on my 20 and 30s and cherish all those times i got to watch netflix and playing video games instead of having a kid
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Feb 20, 2017 20:51
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:i know when im dying of cancer i will look fondly on my 20 and 30s and cherish all those times i got to watch netflix and playing video games instead of having a kid "I'm...gay..." as I smile and die alone because I had no kids , or I had kids and they aren't there and will destroy each other fighting over their inheritance
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Feb 20, 2017 21:42
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lol if you think your life choices come down to having kids or watching netflix and playing video games until you die even if those were the only two options, the latter still vastly outweighs the former in terms of value and entertainment have fun spawning trash elementals who grow up to resent you despite your best efforts, best years, and loads of money spend in vain
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Feb 20, 2017 22:05
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Piss de Bundy posted:"I'm...gay..." as I smile and die alone because I had no kids , or I had kids and they aren't there and will destroy each other fighting over their inheritance lol like you have anything left to give as an inheritance once you have kids better than having a video game collection to leave for your cat I guess
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Feb 20, 2017 22:08
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spacetoaster posted:I guess some people are just sad. I don't need kids to feel good about myself tho.
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Feb 20, 2017 22:33
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Reading the "what to expect app" forums is like looking through a window into the infinite variables of hell.
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Feb 20, 2017 22:43
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man it's almost like having a kid is a very individual thing, dependent on the personality and experiences of those involved. Who would have thought
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