Wendy's Son of Baconator Dream,s of beomcing An Artist

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BACONATOR: "You can't major in graphic design, how will you ever buy a house, or get a wife, or raise a family with that degree."
Joel, Son of Baconator: "FR*CK YOPU DAD THOSE ARE YOUR DREAMS NOT MINE"
BACONATOR: "Room, Joel. Now."

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Feb 19, 2017

# ? Feb 19, 2017 01:20

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:25

bird.

Joel, Son of Baconator: "Do you ever wonder if maybe there's more to life than looking pretty on an 8-panel menu?"
Mac: "I dunno like what"

# ? Feb 19, 2017 01:29

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*baconator shopping at hot topic* "yeah.... yeah thats the stuff..."

# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:32

Ominous Jazz: Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

Baconator remembers the young man he once was and tries writing his novel again. He doesn't have the patience or the skill it takes. Can he learn? Is it too late to learn?

# ? Feb 19, 2017 05:54

BIRDCON 2017

Joel, Son of Baconator wants to hand out flyers for his upcoming gig but he is a sandwich

# ? Feb 19, 2017 07:48

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Joel is an unlucky SOB

# ? Feb 19, 2017 08:20

Ultra Spoot

Baconator: "You can't do that, it's a tradition that's been in the family for years!"

Joel, son of baconator: "IT'S MY LIFE, NOT YOURS DAD" *rips out bacon*

# ? Feb 19, 2017 11:55

Scaly Haylie

It's hip to be square

# ? Feb 19, 2017 21:37

joke_explainer

They came without warning. Giants the size of buildings ripped the paper walls off his house, and his dad was lifted up, his paper discarded. What did these aliens want? How could they possibly be so big? He hoped they were peaceful, that this was a misunderstanding, but his mind raced. The caloric requirements of that form must be extreme. With mounting horror, the salivating giant stared briefly at his dad, hanging upside down and screaming, before his gnashing jaws descended and effortlessly ripped a chunk out of the burger patriarch. Joel wept, and knew his time was coming.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 22:59

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

joke_explainer posted:

They came without warning. Giants the size of buildings ripped the paper walls off his house, and his dad was lifted up, his paper discarded. What did these aliens want? How could they possibly be so big? He hoped they were peaceful, that this was a misunderstanding, but his mind raced. The caloric requirements of that form must be extreme. With mounting horror, the salivating giant stared briefly at his dad, hanging upside down and screaming, before his gnashing jaws descended and effortlessly ripped a chunk out of the burger patriarch. Joel wept, and knew his time was coming.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:34

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

"Graphic Design is the "safe" art major!" -Son of Baconator

# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:35

cda: by Hand Knit

Baconator Jr.: What happened to mom, dad? What happened to mom??

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# ? Feb 20, 2017 00:30

Scaly Haylie

bacon ate her

# ? Feb 20, 2017 00:54

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

"If only she'd ate that bacon, then I wouldn't have been cursed with my limp fish sandwich of a son."

# ? Feb 20, 2017 06:33

joke_explainer

Jedrick posted:

"If only she'd ate that bacon, then I wouldn't have been cursed with my limp fish sandwich of a son."

wait is the son of baconator sandwich really a fish sandwich? seems off brand. I expected a sort of 'junior whopper' situation

# ? Feb 20, 2017 06:45

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

joke_explainer posted:

wait is the son of baconator sandwich really a fish sandwich? seems off brand. I expected a sort of 'junior whopper' situation

fish sandwich is used as a pejorative term by bigoted burgers

# ? Feb 20, 2017 08:13

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

joke explained

# ? Feb 20, 2017 08:14

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

this is a mold of my boyfriend's hot dog. i dont care if hes from a different restaurant i love hijm

# ? Feb 20, 2017 09:10

Manifisto

BIRDCON 2017 posted:

Joel, Son of Baconator wants to hand out flyers for his upcoming gig but he is a sandwich

joke_explainer posted:

They came without warning. Giants the size of buildings ripped the paper walls off his house, and his dad was lifted up, his paper discarded. What did these aliens want? How could they possibly be so big? He hoped they were peaceful, that this was a misunderstanding, but his mind raced. The caloric requirements of that form must be extreme. With mounting horror, the salivating giant stared briefly at his dad, hanging upside down and screaming, before his gnashing jaws descended and effortlessly ripped a chunk out of the burger patriarch. Joel wept, and knew his time was coming.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:18

Manifisto

ok dad, baconation is important. I get that. and I know it's been your life's work. but how much is enough? how will we know when full baconation has been achieved? does the world really need another baconator?

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:20

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*tries to apply mascara but the bacon grease makes it difficult*

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:14

cda: by Hand Knit

[gesturing at a field of bacon] Someday, son, this will all be yours.

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# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:22

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

lemme see you baconate

# ? Feb 21, 2017 01:49

google THIS

Son of Baconator looks at himself in the mirror. He tries not to hate what he sees. The uniform looks ridiculous on him. But at least now he has a job. "Someday I'll make you proud, dad," he says, but that day is not today. Today he'll be flipping humans.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:13

Ultra Spoot

Joel needs not traditional art supplies. He prefers to slap his burger grease all over a blank canvas. Says it really captures the emotional purgatory of being a sentient burger

Ultra Spoot fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Feb 21, 2017

# ? Feb 21, 2017 07:57

cda: by Hand Knit

Joel Baconatorevich

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# ? Feb 21, 2017 11:40

social vegan

*is actually calling it a beer canator in a british accent*

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:23

a fragile ego

Son of baconator shows his awkward fanart of his favorite animes to his friends, but he knows that none of them will understand. Only his real friends he has online will help him

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:54

social vegan

Father posted:

Son of baconator shows his awkward fanart of his favorite animes to his friends, but he knows that none of them will understand. Only his real friends he has online will help him

son baconator the hedgehog

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:56

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:25

Manifisto

Father posted:

Son of baconator shows his awkward fanart of his favorite animes to his friends, but he knows that none of them will understand. Only his real friends he has online will help him

deviantart handle: bekon_musuko

# ? Feb 28, 2017 21:07

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