Favourite childhood toys

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Nonviolent J: Jul 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Soiled Meat

i liked turtles these we my favs

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Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

Putting a big rubber cock in my rear end in a top hat op

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The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

I had some baller He-Man action figures.

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myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

This was my favorite lego set

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

I had a transformers jet and I could turn it into a man and then back into a jet and then put the nose of the jet into ops moms rear end in a top hat see u on the other side boyeee

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extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

a big rubber band ball and instead of going out for bowling we'd stack campbells soup cans (empty) and hurl the rubber ball towards them

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EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Some action figures with proper articulation, really. That poo poo was hard to find.

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

True NVJ facts: NVJ was the understudy to the lady who said "Don't hurt 'em Hammer!" in that one MC Hammer video and if anything had happened to her on the day of taping it would have been his voice we'd hear on the recording!

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

ultra detailed die-cast metal tanks and planes and jeeps and helicopters and things like the orca from command and conquer and all the supervehicles and mobile platforms
from this glorious set of toys
http://www.toyarchive.com/Megaforce/Series1.html

ive never seen a line of toys as cool as that since then. and that time the lego space police attacked the magnetron main hq and unleashed a portal between the lego and megaforce dimensions? -forget about it

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

extra stout posted:

a big rubber band ball and instead of going out for bowling we'd stack campbells soup cans (empty) and hurl the rubber ball towards them

This family fucks

Eachother

Boyeeeee

# ? Feb 19, 2017 20:31

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

I never had any of the power rangers' zords that combined into the megazord and it really hosed me up.

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Hrist: Feb 21, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

I had some of Generation 2 Transformers. I had this problem where every other one I got would break when I tried to transform it. Every single time.

And then I grew up thinking I had a G1 Optimus and how rad it would be if I could find it. Turns out it was G2 the whole time with the black trailer. :negative:

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Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

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Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

i had this and it is a prop in noes3 if you look close enough

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dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Matchbox cars, but I never played with them. I just looked at em because they were too cool to gently caress up in a sandbox or dirt and stuff.

Another was HO scale toy soldiers that I killed with a homemade fireball shooter. The fireball shooter was a plastic bleach jug that I put a few drops of gasoline in and swirled around. Then I held a lit match in front of it and smashed it to make the vapors blast out. I didn't actually have eyebrows from age 10 through my early teens.

I also had a Horrible Hamilton: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4_RVj-y340 and an Odd Ogg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlyK83c6nss

Thirsty Girl posted:

Battle beasts were cool. My kid had a bunch of em.

dee eight fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Feb 19, 2017

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Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

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Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

Waltzing Along posted:

nerd

# ? Feb 19, 2017 20:54

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Thirsty Girl posted:

i had this and it is a prop in noes3 if you look close enough

Woah, I inherited this from my older sisters and I never knew what it was from. My toys fit very nicely into its mouth(s) though, so played with it all the time.

Glittery translucent plastic was the absolute poo poo.

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myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Lmao you fed your Little Pet Shop kitties to a dragon? Badass

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Spatial: Nov 15, 2007

I loved the Lego technic sets. This was my first:

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i like that: May 22, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Yeah give lego to your children if you want them to be major spergs. The chads grew up with war action figure men, staceys with fashion barbies

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uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

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Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

This was the most awesome goddamn thing ever.

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flick my Mr. Bean: Nov 18, 2014

my mom gave us one of those little rock grinder things but my neighbor kept sticking tree frogs in it and crushing them. We also had potato bugs we'd put on leaves and send across the koi pond and occasionally we'd pour salt on slugs

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Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Of all the dumb plastic toys I had the one I remember most fondly is this hot wheels attack pack tiger truck

It was really cool

# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:27

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

myDad posted:

Lmao you fed your Little Pet Shop kitties to a dragon? Badass

Also this guy, from my brother's old toys:

He had a little trap door thing on his back and I'd pretend he was eating everybody.

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weak wrists big dick: Dec 18, 2012; good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.

your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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the rug (you know the one)

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Captain Rufus: Sep 16, 2005; CAPTAIN WORD SALAD

OFF MY MEDS AGAIN PLEASE DON'T USE BIG WORDS

UNNECESSARY LINE BREAK

https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/2129/crossbows-and-catapults this was the best goddamn toy/game and about a year ago I got a copy for 5 bucks. To go with the more modern remake. It is the best loving game and the most versatile toy as you could use it to make big forts for your Stomper tanks or Transformers.

Siege Warfare is the best way to Toy as a kid. Massive forts with weapons and castle walls and mooching bits from other toys and games. Like there was a kickass GI Joe foam missile base game. Mostly we just chucked the missiles at each other because it was loving RAD. I'd be lying if I don't want that game toy again. And the Pac Man boardgame which is also extremely my poo poo.

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Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

uber_stoat posted:

Muscle Men ruled so hard

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Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Captain Rufus posted:

And the Pac Man boardgame which is also extremely my poo poo.

I saw this in a used bookstore a few months ago and grabbed it, still haven't played it but it looks neat as gently caress. AS EXCITING AS THE HIT ARCADE GAME!!!

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Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

any Legos, all the Legos

anything to assuage my crippling autism

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Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

my tiny dilz

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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Cigarettes and broken Ninja turtles

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Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

My babysitter had this big rubber arm with no hand on it that we would use as a club

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Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

Plastic Godzilla from '98

He'd shoot missles out his mouth but I ate them

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King Vidiot: Feb 17, 2007; You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Nonviolent J posted:

I too had Frito Bandito Michelangelo. He came with a sword or something that was shaped like a jalepeno and a little cactus guy in a sombrero.

Nonviolent J posted:

Does that say "MIKE RAPE" on his knuckles?

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Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

I'd always put Baron Karza in the tower at the end as a final boss because he weighs like 1lb and is hard to knock over with the catapault. And you can shoot his chest missiles/fists.

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uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Thirsty Girl posted:

Muscle Men ruled so hard

I found a handful of 'em while searching through attic storage at my parents' house. this lead me to go on ebay and buy a bunch more. now they sit in plastic bag, waiting for me to play with them, poor things.

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Tite Barnacle: Jun 4, 2014; Meowdy Purrdner; Grimey Drawer

a fine willow hoop and a stout stick with which to roll it was enough in my youth

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