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Humans, EVOLVE! Man wanted muscles - Invented steroids! Man wanted bigger firecrackers - Split the atom! Man got thirsty - Invented beer! Man got bored - invented drugs! Man got tired - invented selective hearing! |
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This should have potential. Im just very unfunny today. Come on guys :>
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<3 
<3 Vanisher
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Visa wanted more revenue - they invented marriage and credit cards. ACME has invented the a new amazing painkiller - it inflicts grevious pain so intense you forget that you've got pain elsewhere. England wanted self destruction - they invented Brexit.
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Man wanted the perfect pet - he invented weedwolf!
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Barking Gecko posted:Man wanted chill - he invented Scandinavian winters.
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