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Can I get o brien to beam my poo poo direct from my bowels out into space? Would save me 30mins a day.
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TheSpamalope posted:Yarr dies haha lol
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Feb 20, 2017 02:12
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Osric posted:I'm not some sort of sad demented freak so I've never watched Babyon 5, related like a person is related to their dad or related like a person is related to a jellyfish? Common ancestor that molded the human commonalities between the different alien species.
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spud posted:Can I get o brien to beam my poo poo direct from my bowels out into space? Would save me 30mins a day. There is only one bathroom in the enterprise
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Feb 20, 2017 02:13
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And don't say the reason they can interbreed is future technology, that might work for the human/betazoid and human/klingon mudbloods but I doubt all the cardsssian/bajoran rape babies were conceived with artificial assistance. Although that raises the question of why an advanced interstellar species doesn't have 100% effective contraception. Ducat would have been better off wearing a rubber rather than trying to abort his daughter when she was like twelve years old. Osric fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Feb 20, 2017 |
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Feb 20, 2017 02:14
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Isn't marathon literally exactly about a dude who just is continually downloaded from the pattern buffer and beams into a constant space war? Like can't you get killed, "reload" the level and walk past your dead body like "heh scrub me got murdered again" *eats a space grenade* I played it like once I think? I can't remember. Aren't save points you uploading yourself back into the buffer so you don't have to start over from dead again? If that's the case at least it's doing something interesting and embracing the fatalistic materialism of the setting, unlike loving trek that constantly glosses it over.
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Feb 20, 2017 02:30
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TheSpamalope posted:Yarr dies
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Feb 20, 2017 03:33
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TheSpamalope posted:There is only one bathroom in the enterprise Which is why they all have to save up their poo poo on a big plate and teleport it into space later. This the reason why so many aliens took offense to the Enterprise crew; the whole ship stinks of poo poo. They tried to conceal it by sticking it to Worf's forehead, which is the Klingon secret as to why they look different in the Next Generation.
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Feb 20, 2017 03:44
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The best thing about being in star fleet is that you never have to poop, just ask the computer to beam your waste to matter reprocessing or whatever.
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Feb 20, 2017 04:39
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Novo posted:The best thing about being in star fleet is that you never have to poop, just ask the computer to beam your waste to matter reprocessing or whatever. but i like pooping
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Feb 20, 2017 04:47
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Professor SJW posted:but i like pooping Then you can volunteer to be on the receiving end of the poop so you can poop more
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Feb 20, 2017 04:48
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They're uniforms are one piece and there's no fly or rear end flap sooo yeah you do the math
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Feb 20, 2017 04:49
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500 bad things posted:Then you can volunteer to be on the receiving end of the poop so you can poop more oh poo poo you mean i can forever poop?! the future is incredible i cant wait
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Feb 20, 2017 04:50
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man, I remember having some great poops as a kid. my poops since I became an adult have just never compared 
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Feb 20, 2017 04:52
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"Chief O'Brien, prepare to transport Commander Troi's poop directly into Professor SJW's body."
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Feb 20, 2017 04:54
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im sure this premise is used in fan fiction somewhere out there
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Feb 20, 2017 04:55
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*Picard talkin to crew in ready room* I will not stand for ugghhhh the violation of the nnnnnnnnneutral zone. ahhh. *crew eyes widen and everybody holds their breath. La Forge desperately hitting button over and over on console*
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Feb 20, 2017 04:56
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I believe I recall some nerd poo poo blueprints of the bridge deck. Included a shitter but it was small.
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Feb 20, 2017 04:56
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can you beam your semen into people? what if you impregnate everyones wife just for fun
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Feb 20, 2017 04:57
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Picard to obrien. Let's send this number 2 to number 1. *swivels in chair to face view port. Stares out into the stars* engage
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Feb 20, 2017 04:59
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 EDIT - Also, Vulcans are space elves, Romulans are space dark elves
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Feb 20, 2017 05:00
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TheSpamalope posted:Picard to obrien. Let's send this number 2 to number 1. lol
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Feb 20, 2017 05:00
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This video was on late one night on o Canada when I was a kid and it never left me. hosed me up
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Feb 20, 2017 05:04
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if the enemy's shields go down i would have a move (named after me) where i beam all the poo poo and piss and cum of all my crew directly onto the bridge of the enemy ship
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Feb 20, 2017 05:04
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Professor SJW posted:if the enemy's shields go down i would have a move (named after me) where i beam all the poo poo and piss and cum of all my crew directly onto the bridge of the enemy ship Lol hell yeah
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Feb 20, 2017 05:05
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literally pooping right now, but just into the toilet!
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Feb 20, 2017 05:08
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Lower shields and prepare for 'evacuation'
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Feb 20, 2017 05:10
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TheSpamalope posted:Lower shields and prepare for 'evacuation' data looks pumped but sad he cant contribute he turns his emotion chip off
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Feb 20, 2017 05:11
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Professor SJW posted:data looks pumped but sad he cant contribute um of course he can poo poo and piss what part of "fully functional" do you not understand
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Feb 20, 2017 05:16
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food court bailiff posted:I'm pretty sure the replicator won't make alcohol at all OP, so that's the real problem there. is this true? if so Star Trek is like dantes inferno and it's the worst level of hell but in space
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Feb 20, 2017 05:18
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that episode where the transporter made captain picard young again  and then instead of figuring out how to make the transporter do that whenever they treated it as a problem to be solved. because if there is anything everyone wants it is the honor of dying as soon as possible
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Feb 20, 2017 05:18
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Peanut Butler posted:um of course he can poo poo and piss what part of "fully functional" do you not understand uh, this produces a whole other set of questions. this thread is just a series of rabbit holes
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Feb 20, 2017 05:22
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Professor SJW posted:uh, this produces a whole other set of questions. this thread is just a series of rabbit holes I imagine he just has a blender in his stomach and when his tank gets full, he poops a smoothie.
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Feb 20, 2017 05:25
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Applesnots posted:Bullshit. My teeth define me as who I am. I will always carry these atoms with me no matter where I go. Unless I get in a bike wreck and knock some out and throw them in the trash. Over 7 years all of the cells of all of your bones, including teeth, are reabsorbed and replaced. You have a whole new skeleton ever 7 years.
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Feb 20, 2017 05:27
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ProfessorMurder posted:I imagine he just has a blender in his stomach and when his tank gets full, he poops a smoothie. you think it would be cool to ask him if you can try some of his butt smoothie or would that be weird
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Feb 20, 2017 05:28
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Improbable Lobster posted:Over 7 years all of the cells of all of your bones, including teeth, are reabsorbed and replaced. You have a whole new skeleton ever 7 years. this sounds like ur getting ready to make some weird anime post
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Feb 20, 2017 05:30
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data only ever says he is fully functional in reference to sexuality. he is for deep dicking not for scat. for scenes referring to datas sex capabilities you can refer to "the naked now", "the measure of a man", and "first contact" what i want to know are the multiple techniques he was programmed with specifically by noonien soong. like soong couldnt just wait and hope that data would figure out some certain techniques. it was imperative that data do some loving like: ________________________ on some planet doctor soong would toss and turn at night wondering if his androids have performed his techniques yet
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Feb 20, 2017 05:31
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gary oldmans diary posted:data only ever says he is fully functional in reference to sexuality. he is for deep dicking not for scat. for scenes referring to datas sex capabilities you can refer to "the naked now", "the measure of a man", and "first contact" do what now
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Feb 20, 2017 05:33
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let it mellow posted:do what now gary oldmans diary posted:deep dicking
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Professor SJW posted:you think it would be cool to ask him if you can try some of his butt smoothie or would that be weird I think if you asked him to keep it between the two of you, it'd be cool.
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