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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Kings trade our best player in forever for some vaguely New Orlean-ish trash. Kings fans let's have a party

https://twitter.com/KeithSmithNBA/status/833537560978800640

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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

LANGSTON loving GALLOWAY WOO loving HOO

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Danny Ainge, Lakers, Phoenix. All you fuckers could have topped this with an offer that was even less generous than what your RealGM fans cooked up. This poo poo is on YOU

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Tyreke Evans jersey coming out of the closet now

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Joerger: "vlade, our back court is looking pretty thin. We need some guards and outside shooting to open up th"
Vlade: "on it say no more"

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

My hope lies on DMC failing his physical

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

MAYBE TYREKE BEING INJURY PRONE CAN ACTUALLY BENEFIT THE KINGS FOR ONCE IN THE NEXT DAY OR SO

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

xbilkis posted:

https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/833539989547933697

This is what you want driving your decision to give up a franchise player. Also gently caress you Vivek I want that pick

Cause when you make one bad decision, you should double down and make another

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Reminder. Philly has pick swap rights with us this season so we can't even be that bad to get a top pick

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Vlade: "Ok, I'm going to draft Malachi Richardson and this Bogdan guy. Now I know we are asset poor, but now we have 2 young prospects to play around with at SG....what's this? Buddy Hield is available????"

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/833540865838739456

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/833541664392232960
hahahahahahah

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Woj: "The trade is for Buddy and 2 first round picks"
Me: "That poo poo sucks"
Stein: "and Tyreke and Langston are involved"
Me: "That poo poo sucks even more"
Stein: "correction, it's 1 first and 1 second"
Me: "This is getting worse"
Stein: "And there are protections on this"
Me: :wtf:
Stein: "And the Kings are waiving Langston"
Me: :sigh:
Stein: "And they are throwing in Omri Casspi for no drat reason"
Me: drat IT

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

https://twitter.com/uuords/status/833540157139779584

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Bill Simmons is furiously writing a blog post to explain away why Ainge had a really good offer that was turned down

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Dave Joerger is probably like "now how can I get fired from this team"

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

There hasn't been one good trade Vlade has been involved in going back to his player days

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

IT GETS BETTER
https://twitter.com/BobbyMarks42/status/833543308861460480

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Spoeank posted:

Remember when the Kings signed a bunch of vets to short contracts to make a playoff run in their new arena, were in the ballpark of pulling it off, then they blew it all up?

"Man, if we can pull in some temporary vets to make a push for the 8th seed, maybe we can make Cousins happy and convince him to stay....oh poo poo he's happy and wants to stay"

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Away all Goats posted:

Remember when we couldn't decide which organization was worse, the Knicks or the Bulls?

Sacramento was like...hold my craft beer

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

What's that gotta do with the present

I respect vivek now, he obviously wanted nothing to do with the supermax and set a plan to get rid of him while lying to his face the whole time so boogie couldn't poison the koolaid before leaving and the second cousins is out of town for a week he pulled the trigger

:lol: if this was the best deal they had before the koolaid was poisoned

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Vlade: "Hmm, you think any of these contending teams can use a decent shooting, energy guy who can play the 3 and 4 and is on a decent contract? Nah gently caress that just toss him in with NO because we gotta make room"

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

:lol: that like a week ago we were talking about NO trading for Okafor because they were desperate for any kind of talent

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

:lol: Grant is in Company Man form right now
https://twitter.com/GrantNapearshow/status/833545061509980160

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

I KNOW WHO WRITES MY PAYCHECKS
https://twitter.com/GrantNapearshow/status/833544293973323776

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

:lol: that little poo poo who runs Cowbell Kingdom who Cousins hated for being a hack is retweeting all of Grant's company line tweets

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Yeah at least Orlando can say they're blowing it up and they're saving money. I don't know what the gently caress the plan is in Sac-town. They'd better hope Buddy Hield starts shooting like his surname is Curry, or that they get lucky in the draft. Otherwise they're hosed.

We can't get lucky in the draft. Philly has pick swaps with us. Both we and Philly have to get lucky in the draft

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

The balls to say no while keeping a straight voice. That guy should be the white house press secretary

Dell Demps was probably like "yeah they can have the 2019 pick but this is just the first round of negotiations so I'm going to say no for the sake of arguing....what....they caved....uh poo poo ok let's do this"

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001


The little poo poo who runs Cowbell Kingdom and the assholes at the Bee are going to be T'ing off with glee and it pisses me off

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

hahahhahhahaah
https://twitter.com/SeanDeveney/status/833547388581195776

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Probably Magic posted:

How's this guy feel about Chris Webber.

Grant Napear even called out Bobby loving Jackson for some reason for not sucking it up and playing through injuries in the playoffs

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Hey SAS help me out with some decision making here. I've got Eagle Rare, Maker's Mark 46, and Woodford Reserve in my cabinet and can't choose which bottle to throw at the loving wall in anger

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Glamorama26 posted:

So they traded Boogie for dude who grabbed his dick?

It happened in front of Vivek so he probably mistook it as a sign of alpha dominance

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Boogie's manager
https://twitter.com/Andrew_Rogers_/status/833548155077722116

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

R.D. Mangles posted:

you deserve, at the very least, to be allowed to take apart that parking lot robot with your bare hands

THE PARKING LOT ROBOT ISN'T EVEN OUTSIDE IT'S PLUGGED INTO THE drat WALL INSIDE THE ARENA JUST MAKING FUTURISTIC NOISES I poo poo YOU NOT IT'S THE PERFECT ANALOG FOR OUR TEAM

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

https://twitter.com/aaronbruski/status/833549568868380672

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

hahahahahahahahahahahhahaahha
https://twitter.com/ClevisMurray/status/833532433282768896

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Ty1990 posted:

WhyteRyce I'm so sorry.

The fact that you're not melting down right now is legitimately impressive.

I'm in the manic stage right now. Depression will probably hit later tonight

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

I decided on special option #4, a bottle of Four Roses

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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Spoeank posted:

My wife got me tickets to the Kings game next Saturday for my birthday and I don't have the heart to tell her I have zero interest in driving 2 hours to see this poo poo show:(

I'll be there we can go get some craft brew and some farm to fork food at the world's most high tech stadium together

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