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As we all know, no sane, intelligent, and/or rational person can vote Trump. Supporting Trump is a conformation that you lack good judgement. Worse yet, many of us must mingle with these mouth breathers. So, let's talk about the funniest stories we got of Trump supporters being stupid. Everything you got. Stupid e-mails from your uncle, dumb co-workers, etc. A few rules: -No real names -No face pics -No identitfying info at all, really
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Feb 20, 2017 06:28
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I know one who thought that Trump would abolish unnecessary government agencies and gave as an example the TSA.
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Feb 20, 2017 06:52
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Reminds me of all the "Trump is a secret democrat" guys, for some reason.
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Feb 20, 2017 06:54
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glenn greenwald is still bleating about red-baiting and russophobia so throw him on this list for taking his autistic principled libertarian bullshit way too far
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Feb 20, 2017 09:26
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Here's a real mind blowing thing about Trump voters, that I've consistently noticed: They all voted Donald Trump (yes, that donald trump, the reality tv star) for president Sounds shocking, I know, but it's true
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Feb 20, 2017 10:59
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Honestly the fact that they voted for Donald Trump to be President of the United States of America is plenty of mockery in its own right. Has there been a more embarrassing vote in our lifetimes? Dukakis maybe?
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Feb 20, 2017 11:17
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too easy
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Feb 20, 2017 14:51
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A little while back, I was sitting at my desk and overheard two people talking. "Did you see the picture of Melania Trump?" "The naked one?" "Yeah" "That's the thing, that's what I'm so jealous of: his family is just so perfect. He's a model America, really. More families should be like his." "Yeah, perfect kids, perfect wife, and no backlip from any of them: it's how it should be. Everything in its proper place and nothing hard on the eye."
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Feb 20, 2017 17:28
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Covok posted:A little while back, I was sitting at my desk and overheard two people talking. 
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Feb 20, 2017 20:03
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Just remembered that last week, those same guys were talking about Trump's tax plan. "Yeah, get rid of the alternative minimum tax: help the little guy." "I know, Clinton was always in it for big business, glad that one of our own won the office: he'll look out for us." "Lowering taxes on us little guys and telling the government to suck it. That and killing PC culture, something even Obama knew was bad, makes him the best President in history." "Honestly, I wish there weren't term limits." Both these men are tax accountants, by the way. We got a memo out that basically explained how our taxes are going up by about 2,000 under his tax plan a few weeks ago.
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Feb 20, 2017 20:17
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Covok posted:A little while back, I was sitting at my desk and overheard two people talking. i agree, every man should have a mail ordered porn actress for a wife it's how families were meant to be
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Feb 20, 2017 20:28
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"There's a real Trump effect in the economy right now, people believe in themselves again and want to spend money." -Heard from a traveling salesman
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Feb 20, 2017 20:35
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I'd like to see the numbers on what proportion of Trump voters voted for him because "lol gently caress it, Hillary's gonna win anyway"
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Feb 20, 2017 20:39
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Brother Friendship posted:"There's a real Trump effect in the economy right now, people believe in themselves again and want to spend money."
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Feb 20, 2017 20:43
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Knight posted:I'm a dumb person but this is probably right, long term investing seems like a bad idea with this administration and people should blow money on things they like instead. Ironically, people are investing in the stock market in record numbers expect large, short term gains due to lowered regulations. Any of y'all old enough to remember 2008...?
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Feb 20, 2017 20:44
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My Linux Rig posted:i agree, every man should have a mail ordered porn actress for a wife You say this ironically but it sounds like a winning re-election campaign plank to me.
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Feb 20, 2017 23:21
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Covok posted:Ironically, people are investing in the stock market in record numbers expect large, short term gains due to lowered regulations. 2008? what happened then?
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Feb 20, 2017 23:27
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Covok posted:Ironically, people are investing in the stock market in record numbers expect large, short term gains due to lowered regulations. Pfft! How can you make any real comparison? We didn't have Twitter in 2008! EDIT: Checked Wikipedia, saw that I'm wrong, leaving it anyway as part of 
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Feb 20, 2017 23:53
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Imagine mocking Trump suporters and support Hillary Clinton.
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Feb 21, 2017 00:26
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totally a real facebook post and not made up http://imgur.com/a/Iad2C you can tell because both sides walk away smugly thinking the other is idiotic
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Feb 21, 2017 00:52
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Coolness Averted posted:totally a real facebook post and not made up hell yes let me read this facebook thread here on this website which is not facebook
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Feb 21, 2017 00:54
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Covok posted:A little while back, I was sitting at my desk and overheard two people talking. Let's just sweep that pile of bankruptcies, shady business transactions, and failed enterprises aside
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Feb 21, 2017 06:08
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SocketWrench posted:Let's just sweep that pile of bankruptcies, shady business transactions, and failed enterprises aside Coworker defended this kind of poo poo with "everyone makes mistakes" Was pretty silent about Milo's mistakes today
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Feb 21, 2017 06:14
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R. Guyovich posted:hell yes let me read this facebook thread here on this website which is not facebook Sorry I didn't link you directly to my idiot relative's feed, friend.
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Feb 21, 2017 07:52
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Covok posted:Ironically, people are investing in the stock market in record numbers expect large, short term gains due to lowered regulations.  these fools will learn, with pain
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Feb 21, 2017 09:52
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https://twitter.com/Hiraghm/status/833781295817879553
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Feb 21, 2017 12:39
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rudatron posted:Here's a real mind blowing thing about Trump voters, that I've consistently noticed: i've noticed that many have said that they voted for Gary Johnson, despite defending Trump's every move
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Feb 21, 2017 12:45
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R. Guyovich posted:hell yes let me read this facebook thread here on this website which is not facebook emptyquote
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Feb 21, 2017 14:47
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Coolness Averted posted:Sorry I didn't link you directly to my idiot relative's feed, friend. how about you just dont post poo poo too dumb for cspam? would that be acceptable
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Feb 21, 2017 14:49
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https://twitter.com/julianassange/status/833899054602002433
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Feb 21, 2017 15:11
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 Sean Hannity getting to the bottom of the Swedish rape epidemic
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Feb 21, 2017 15:23
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Covok posted:A little while back, I was sitting at my desk and overheard two people talking. lmao are they looking at the same uday and qusay I am? or do they just pretend they don't exist so they can continue fetishizing ivanka?
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Feb 21, 2017 15:27
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zegermans posted:
sean hannity looks like someone's piss-poor first attempt at wood carving a baby figurine
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Feb 21, 2017 15:29
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Not technically a "pro-Trump" story, but, if they're still defending Milo, they're probably a Trump supporter. This comes from the thread, Simon and Schuster Cancels Milo Yiannopoulos' Book Over Pro-Paedophilia Remarks, from r/books on Reddit. quote:
Look at the number of points he has. That's how many redditors agreed with him!
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Feb 21, 2017 15:39
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:how about you just dont post poo poo too dumb for cspam? would that be acceptable Covok posted:So, let's talk about the funniest stories we got of Trump supporters being stupid. Everything you got. Stupid e-mails from your uncle, dumb co-workers, etc. I have a constitutional duty to post the dumb poo poo I get from my white trash relatives who will soon starve to death in Trump's America, in this thread.
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