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whats your mixed drink on the rides policy
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Feb 20, 2017 15:33
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Well we've got bigfoot sour, dark and bigfoot, bigfoot mojito, bigfoot on the rocks, bigfoot shaken but not stirred, bigfoot milkshake, pina bigfoot, berries and bigfoot, bigfoot with a cherry and pineapple wedge, bigfoot punch, bigfootshine, caipirinfoot, bigfoot maitai, bigfoot straight from the tap if you know what I mean, a soothing bigfoot and wheatgrass smoothie, bloody bigfoot, jager bigfoot,
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Feb 20, 2017 15:35
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So the whole Bigfootgate thing was just fake news?
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Feb 20, 2017 15:42
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Are the bigfoots well taken care of? Can I get them anything from the store?
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Feb 20, 2017 16:03
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Hey I heard you guys were hiring. My name... is Brohd.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:07
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My offshore holdings shell corporation/PMC is interested in sponsoring an after school program called Bigfoots Rock! We envision it as a voyage of learning and discovery in which children can experiment with dropping different sized boulders from varying heights onto Bigfoot heads in an attempt to smash their skulls. If you're interested in a partnership please contact Dynamic Solutions LLC.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:16
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i loving love bigfoot gardens so much
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Feb 20, 2017 17:46
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Shaquin posted:whats your mixed drink on the rides policy mandatory
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Feb 20, 2017 17:53
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i lost 2 kids at bigfoot gardens and we keep coming back! Little Turk and Bayley would have wanted it this way
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Feb 20, 2017 17:54
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whats your mixed kids on the rides policy
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Feb 20, 2017 18:25
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Hey OP, I'm the head of corporate relations at Xynos Biogenics. We've recently made a huge breakthrough in successfully synthesizing a genetically stable Sasquatch-Yeti hybrid. It's official name is Organism X/MP-AMH27615-Q, but the guys in the lab have nicknamed this gentle giant the Sasqueti. We are having a proof of concept demonstration for selected representatives of the defense, medical testing, leisure, food service and sex industries. This event will be held on the 27th of july at our state of the art research and testing site on Los Islas Redactidos. If the top brass at Bigfoot Gardens want to catch a glimpse of the future please respond with the details of each member of your delegation no later than the end of march so that we have the necessary time to conduct security background checks and schedule helicopter transit.
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Feb 20, 2017 18:40
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Not really a complaint but the soak zones are poorly marked. I was two behind the last row and am pretty much drenched in musk. Again though I'm >not complaining<
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Feb 20, 2017 20:16
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I smell a Sasqueti and Meatballs promo in the near future
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Feb 20, 2017 21:05
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I'm a big foot graewrrrr! Hehe just kidding
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Feb 20, 2017 21:46
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I dropped $80 on Big Foot Gardens brand shoe covers(we all got huge feet now) and eau de foot cologne. This trip was the best.
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Feb 20, 2017 21:50
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Hello I'm from the Maury Povich show, I'm here to overcome my debilitating fear of bigfoots through immersion therapy. They told me that I should ask for the "open hatchback cabin", the reservation should be under Dogfarts, Daniel P.
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Feb 20, 2017 23:40
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What's with the bars on the windows at the future centre?
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Feb 21, 2017 00:00
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Can Bigfoot Gardens finally make me smile again?
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Feb 21, 2017 00:17
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OctoberBlues posted:Can Bigfoot Gardens finally make me smile again? forever
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Feb 21, 2017 00:18
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Smash it Smash hit posted:I'm a big foot graewrrrr! Hehe just kidding JESUSE CRHICST pls dont scare me like that i have a condition the doctors call being a giant pussy
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Feb 21, 2017 00:27
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bring brack brod!!!!
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Feb 21, 2017 01:03
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hey hey hey I HAVE KIDS HERE   if you dont bra up that bigfoot i am calling the news
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Feb 21, 2017 01:06
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What the gently caress did that guy bring in a spotlight to take that photo? Totally killing the ambience here, hire some extra security on Interactive Ape Encounters.
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Feb 21, 2017 01:09
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Hustlin Floh posted:My offshore holdings shell corporation/PMC is interested in sponsoring an after school program called Bigfoots Rock! We envision it as a voyage of learning and discovery in which children can experiment with dropping different sized boulders from varying heights onto Bigfoot heads in an attempt to smash their skulls. If you're interested in a partnership please contact Dynamic Solutions LLC. Sounds high tech. We could definitely use something like this in our future centre
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Feb 21, 2017 03:50
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jazzyhattrick posted:Hey OP, I'm the head of corporate relations at Xynos Biogenics. We've recently made a huge breakthrough in successfully synthesizing a genetically stable Sasquatch-Yeti hybrid. It's official name is Organism X/MP-AMH27615-Q, but the guys in the lab have nicknamed this gentle giant the Sasqueti. Ill have to talk to my babysitter
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Feb 21, 2017 03:51
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My doc told me it's summer in Australia right now and I thought of you. Weird thing was, I was there because of my unevenly big feet.
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Feb 21, 2017 10:12
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PA Announcement: The future centre is in lockdown temporarily. Someones causing a fuss
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Feb 21, 2017 10:23
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Tracey Chapman will be playing "Fast car" through the audio system in 15 minutes
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Feb 21, 2017 11:45
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Isaac posted:Tracey Chapman will be playing "Fast car" through the audio system in 15 minutes poo poo I better call my mom, she loves Tracy Chapman. Also K.D. Lang. She claims not to be a lesbian and I have my doubts about that, but I have the good taste not to push the matter, just like I have the good taste not to demand to know the ingredients of your world famous 'Foot-Long 'Dogs. They're pretty goddamn good with some hotsauce though.
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Feb 21, 2017 11:49
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Nigmaetcetera posted:poo poo I better call my mom, she loves Tracy Chapman. Also K.D. Lang. She claims not to be a lesbian and I have my doubts about that, but I have the good taste not to push the matter, just like I have the good taste not to demand to know the ingredients of your world famous 'Foot-Long 'Dogs. They're pretty goddamn good with some hotsauce though. you got a fast car
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Feb 21, 2017 11:51
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Last time I visited Bigfoot Gardens (the best vacation of my life btw) I was instructed to make sure the K.D. Lang cover album "Drag" was not audible to the bigfoots, because though almost every song is about smoking, the 'foots know that while recording the album Ms. Lang was in the process of quitting tobacco smoking. Is this policy still in effect or can I subject others to my musical tastes now?
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Feb 21, 2017 12:12
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Last time I visited Bigfoot Gardens (the best vacation of my life btw) I was instructed to make sure the K.D. Lang cover album "Drag" was not audible to the bigfoots, because though almost every song is about smoking, the 'foots know that while recording the album Ms. Lang was in the process of quitting tobacco smoking. Is this policy still in effect or can I subject others to my musical tastes now? Only k.d lang CDs purchased from the k.d lang shop on site are authorised. They are edited to be bigfoot acosiation compliant
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Feb 21, 2017 12:21
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Isaac posted:Come to check out the facts at Bigfoot Gardens! Alternative facts?
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Feb 21, 2017 13:28
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i married a big foot for a big foot green card now i am living the easy life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Feb 21, 2017 14:28
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Will these hats be available again at Bigfoot Gardens they were sold out last time 
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Feb 21, 2017 15:13
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wow you do know squach is a pejorative?
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Feb 21, 2017 15:15
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Heard there's a new ride where they finally let you gently caress the bigfoots?
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Feb 21, 2017 15:30
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There's bigfoot coasters, bigfoot slingshots, bigfoot scramblers, bigfoot monorails, bigfoot lazy river, that new ride where they finally let you gently caress the bigfoots, haunted bigfoot house, bigfoot flume, inverted bigfoot, the 3d bigfoot experience, bigfoot peepshow, cirque de bigfoot, bumper bigfoots, bob for the bigfoot, bigfoot ringtoss, bigfoot slip n slide, zipfoot, big mcfoot's house of curiosities, snorkel with the bigfoots, escape from lint mountain, that ride where you spin so fast you're stuck to the walls but it's a giant bigfoot head, bigfoot themed arcades, build a bigfoot,
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Feb 21, 2017 16:21
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Smash it Smash hit posted:wow you do know squach is a pejorative? It's back in fashion thanks to bigfoot allies such as myself using it for any old thing
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Feb 21, 2017 16:35
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Video Nasty posted:Will these hats be available again at Bigfoot Gardens they were sold out last time Do they make one that says gone squanchin' instead?
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Feb 22, 2017 01:20
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