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BIG FOOT GARDENS IS BACK BABY We've had our doors closed for months but guess what, Bigfoot garden is back. Grand opening is tommorow and the villanous acts of former employee "Brod" will no longer occur at our park. New park features! : - Have a look at the bigfoots, why not? - Check out bigfoot flavoured cigarettes at the Future Centre - Try our app!
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 08:58 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 03:24 |
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Jawdins posted:bigfoot is a hoax you idiot Come to check out the facts at Bigfoot Gardens!
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 09:05 |
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bunky posted:too many big feet, not enough gardens. 4 stars. The bigfoot considers bogs and dirt to be a garden, its a bigfoot garden.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 09:07 |
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Jawdins posted:BIGFACT: Bigfoot doesn't like cameras (because he's fake) They like cigarettes
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 09:12 |
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Nonviolent J posted:and to hope to catch a glimpse of bigfoots hairy cock New bylaws make it mandatory for us to clothe the Bigfoots
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 09:15 |
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The bigfoot dicks were bringing in "The wrong kind of crowd". Couldnt even trust my employees especially "Brod"
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 09:15 |
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Nonviolent J posted:How does one go about coercing the bigfoot to remove said clothes This behaviour is not welcome in the gardens. Anyone caught doing this will be restricted to the future centre.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 09:18 |
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bunky posted:opening soon: largefoot bogtown. "don't get fooled by the garden! dip your feet into the bog!" Good luck finding any good bigfoots. You'll end up with the 3rd rate ones Gino sells.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 09:20 |
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various cheeses posted:How do we know the bigfoots are anatomically correct? You can look at a bigfoot anatomy chart in the future centre
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 09:21 |
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I dont really know much about bigfoots but the cigarettes keep em docile
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 09:22 |
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various cheeses posted:Can you tell me more about the bigfoot grading scale? I will not share any information regarding the aquisition of bigfoots
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 09:29 |
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...and the pitch! posted:The southern hemisphere has tiny feet Tinyheads
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 09:34 |
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...and the pitch! posted:Good point. Head shrinking is also from the northern hemisphere. You should work at our Future Centre
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 09:50 |
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Fastball LIVE in concert posted:What kind of cigarettes does Bigfoot prefer? And do they ever buy their own packs or just bum them off people? We pump second hand smoke from the future centre into the bigfoot enclosures. Visitors are encouraged to give bigfoots a few puffs of their own cigarettes, hell its half the fun of the place!
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 10:00 |
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Keith Atherton posted:I grew up in central Washington state (wild Bigfoot country) and my older brother told me he woke up in the middle of the night and a Sasquatch (wild/unemployed Bigfoot) was looking in his bedroom window. We have peering and non-peering cabins
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 10:10 |
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various cheeses posted:Can you get AIDS from eating infected bigfoot meat? If the resteraunt dosent have the Bigfoot Association logo on it you are either eating poached or counterfeit bigfoot meat.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 10:16 |
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Keith Atherton posted:My wife is concerned about nocturnal hooting keeping her awake. If you are concerned about hooting please consider a non-peering cabin. We buy grown bigfoots from a certified bigfoot hatchery. Young bigfoots live at the hatchery.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 10:24 |
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myDad posted:Do you do birthdays? Every day of the year is someones birthday!
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 10:27 |
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My shoe size is 10 and a half
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 10:31 |
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Sounds like you hungry folks should check out the Food Court, at Bigfoot Gardens!
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 10:35 |
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hth posted:I need flintstone vitamins but instead of flintstones its the jetsons and instead of vitamins its military grade amphetamines Do not believe a single thing you hear in the news. This Bigfoot Gardens has never had any military grade amphetamines and it never has, it also never did.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 10:40 |
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myDad posted:Is the hand-feeding exhibit still closed? The only change to the exhibit is the overalls
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 10:44 |
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Keith Atherton posted:Thank you You may only give bigfoots cigarettes from vendors that have the bigfoot association logo. Giving any other item to a bigfoot will result in a restriction to the future centre
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 11:02 |
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Shaquin posted:what is the rate to bed a brace of their women "Brod" no longer works at bigfoot gardens or any of its holdings.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 13:31 |
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Choco1980 posted:What do you do with the bodies when a 'foot meets its naturally caused death? Do you provide maps for those who are mourning? What is the shovel policy of these sites? Asking for a friend who is just curious, and whose bigfoot restaurant is definitely accredited. We already have a dude who sorts this out. You can leave your details but I dont think hes gonna be dying within your lifetime.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 13:32 |
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Shaquin posted:would it be possible to get time with the eponymous feet Peek n Poke suites are available
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 13:55 |
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The Ghoul posted:Isaac, how do you respond to the allegations that "Peek n Poke" suites serve as underage Bigfoot brothels overseen by the villainous "Brod"? We dont have anything to do with that lowlife!
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 14:03 |
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The award for "brod"s arrest is worth more than this garden, hell its work more than our lives. Its more important that all of this *gestures to the things in the vacinity*
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 14:04 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:i injured my leg at the log shoot swamp slide, :[ there was no water in the swamp!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is no log shoot swamp slide at bigfoot gardens. However we do own the intellectual property behind the idea.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 14:31 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:wow do i feel gyped or what?! Please do not return to this Garden
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 14:44 |
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Free Cheese posted:We got bigfoot flambee, bigfoot corndogs, boiled bigfoot, fried bigfoot, bigfoot pudding, candied bigfoot, spaghetti and bigfoot, bigfoot burgers, biscuits n bigfoot, dry aged bigfoot, spiral cut bigfoot, honey baked bigfoot, bigfoot blended into a fine paste and frozen into spheres using liquid nitrogen, We could use someone like you in the Bigfoot Displayers Guild
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 15:06 |
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this week is Visitors week; twiVw
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 15:31 |
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Hustlin Floh posted:My offshore holdings shell corporation/PMC is interested in sponsoring an after school program called Bigfoots Rock! We envision it as a voyage of learning and discovery in which children can experiment with dropping different sized boulders from varying heights onto Bigfoot heads in an attempt to smash their skulls. If you're interested in a partnership please contact Dynamic Solutions LLC. Sounds high tech. We could definitely use something like this in our future centre
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 03:50 |
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jazzyhattrick posted:Hey OP, I'm the head of corporate relations at Xynos Biogenics. We've recently made a huge breakthrough in successfully synthesizing a genetically stable Sasquatch-Yeti hybrid. It's official name is Organism X/MP-AMH27615-Q, but the guys in the lab have nicknamed this gentle giant the Sasqueti. Ill have to talk to my babysitter
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 03:51 |
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PA Announcement: The future centre is in lockdown temporarily. Someones causing a fuss
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 10:23 |
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Tracey Chapman will be playing "Fast car" through the audio system in 15 minutes
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 11:45 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:poo poo I better call my mom, she loves Tracy Chapman. Also K.D. Lang. She claims not to be a lesbian and I have my doubts about that, but I have the good taste not to push the matter, just like I have the good taste not to demand to know the ingredients of your world famous 'Foot-Long 'Dogs. They're pretty goddamn good with some hotsauce though. you got a fast car
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 11:51 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Last time I visited Bigfoot Gardens (the best vacation of my life btw) I was instructed to make sure the K.D. Lang cover album "Drag" was not audible to the bigfoots, because though almost every song is about smoking, the 'foots know that while recording the album Ms. Lang was in the process of quitting tobacco smoking. Is this policy still in effect or can I subject others to my musical tastes now? Only k.d lang CDs purchased from the k.d lang shop on site are authorised. They are edited to be bigfoot acosiation compliant
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 12:21 |
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Free Cheese posted:There's bigfoot coasters, bigfoot slingshots, bigfoot scramblers, bigfoot monorails, bigfoot lazy river, that new ride where they finally let you gently caress the bigfoots, haunted bigfoot house, bigfoot flume, inverted bigfoot, the 3d bigfoot experience, bigfoot peepshow, cirque de bigfoot, bumper bigfoots, bob for the bigfoot, bigfoot ringtoss, bigfoot slip n slide, zipfoot, big mcfoot's house of curiosities, snorkel with the bigfoots, escape from lint mountain, that ride where you spin so fast you're stuck to the walls but it's a giant bigfoot head, bigfoot themed arcades, build a bigfoot, I reccomend the snorkeling
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 01:27 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 03:24 |
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JiveHonky posted:i still wanna be the school nurse of bigfoot gardens. give you a physical exam or a nice quiet place to take a nap. We have bigfoots trained in medical care and they work for free
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 01:34 |