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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Bogus Adventure posted:

RC Cola is the best cola. gently caress Coke and Pepsi.

I am a good poster.

RC Cola is the best. I agree.

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Diet soda is better than regular soda which is way too sweet. Even if I believed aspartame causes cancer (which I don't) my other bad habits will probably give me cancer sooner so whatever.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
The mods are good

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Yesterday's coffee is fine at room temp or reheated. Better with some ice cubes but I can take it or leave it. If you throw out yesterday's pot you suck and are a picky prissy little bitch.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
dunkin donut's coffee > starbuck's coffee

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Smythe posted:

Yesterday's coffee is fine at room temp or reheated. Better with some ice cubes but I can take it or leave it. If you throw out yesterday's pot you suck and are a picky prissy little bitch.

Are you my dad? Because he does the same poo poo with coffee.

Room temperature coffee is absolutely disgusting. It has to be one of the extremes, hot or iced otherwise it's undrinkable to me.

e: also why would there be any left over coffee? Either drink it all the same day or make less.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
westworld sucks
crazy ex girlfriend sucks
30 rock sucks
kimmy schmit sucks
community sucks
arrested development sucks
the americans sucks
broad city sucks
the good wife sucks
mr robot sucks
daredevil sucks
jessica jones sucks
the leftovers sucks
house of cards sucks
silicon valley sucks
orange is the new black sucks
master of none sucks
louie sucks
portlandia sucks
girls sucks
bob's burgers sucks

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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The Dennis System posted:

westworld sucks
crazy ex girlfriend sucks
30 rock sucks
kimmy schmit sucks
community sucks
arrested development sucks
the americans sucks
broad city sucks
the good wife sucks
mr robot sucks
daredevil sucks
jessica jones sucks
the leftovers sucks
house of cards sucks
silicon valley sucks
orange is the new black sucks
master of none sucks
louie sucks
portlandia sucks
girls sucks
bob's burgers sucks

I agree with all of this (except the ameri ans which is pretty good) but would like to add stranger things.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I agree with all of this (except the ameri ans which is pretty good) but would like to add stranger things.

Good call. I forgot about Stranger Things.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
Tacos are superior to burritos

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Benny the Snake posted:

Tacos are superior to burritos

Wrong.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Enchiladas are superior to both.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Quesadillas are better than enchiladas

warcraft_boyfriend_99
Aug 12, 2007

by Pragmatica
tacos are better than quesadillas

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I agree with all of this (except the ameri ans which is pretty good) but would like to add stranger things.

The only thing I like about the Americans is all the silly wigs.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
I like that Something Awful does not have the same gross obsession with sex as other parts of the internet and it's nice to be able to post stuff without people forcing their weird fetishes into every thread but at the same time I find it really tiresome how goons will trip over they own dicks to dogpile on anyone who does try to talk about gross sex stuff and the inevitable string of posters who have to strenuously reassure the thread that they do not have hosed up and wrong opinions on sex and are definitely not attracted to teenage girls or anime babes or furries or whatever the gently caress. It smacks of 'the lady doth protest too much' and makes people seem way creepier and more pathetic than if they just ignored the original post.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Pedophilia is bad

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Reddit is a giant website with over 100 million unique users a month. It is not a 'den of MRAs' or whatever dumb poo poo goons say. You can find people with whatever opinion you want on that giant loving website but you have to specifically search for poo poo like that.

The anti reddit crusade on here just seemed dumb and desperate.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
the anti Redditch crusade was mostly about their hosting child pornography and paedophile communities and the admins shielding violentacrez because ???

P justified imho

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
People with green eyes are snakes, I don't trust them at all.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

TrustmeImLegit posted:

Reddit is a giant website with over 100 million unique users a month. It is not a 'den of MRAs' or whatever dumb poo poo goons say. You can find people with whatever opinion you want on that giant loving website but you have to specifically search for poo poo like that.

The anti reddit crusade on here just seemed dumb and desperate.

I'll go even further and say that Reddit's interface is not really that hard to figure out, and that I like being able to upvote posts I like.

edit:

XMNN posted:

the anti Redditch crusade was mostly about their hosting child pornography and paedophile communities and the admins shielding violentacrez because ???

P justified imho

This guy has a real good point though

YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Feb 21, 2017

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Milo Yiannopolis is a funny guy and I really don't see why he, of all the weird rear end in a top hat Conservative speakers in the universe, is the one so hated by young leftists.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Milo Yiannopolis is a funny guy and I really don't see why he, of all the weird rear end in a top hat Conservative speakers in the universe, is the one so hated by young leftists.

Its literally because he's gay and therefore a traitor.

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
People the wear Sons Of Anarchy merchandise are sociopathic at best and should always be avoided.

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
All pizza tastes better when coming from a microwave.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Robokomodo posted:

All pizza tastes better when coming from a microwave.

Actually it tastes better right out of the refrigerator the next morning.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Actually it tastes better right out of the refrigerator the next morning.

I was astonished to learn this is a controversial opinion, cold pizza is akin to a religious sacrament.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

The Dennis System posted:

westworld sucks
crazy ex girlfriend sucks
30 rock sucks
kimmy schmit sucks
community sucks
arrested development sucks
the americans sucks
broad city sucks
the good wife sucks
mr robot sucks
daredevil sucks
jessica jones sucks
the leftovers sucks
house of cards sucks
silicon valley sucks
orange is the new black sucks
master of none sucks
louie sucks
portlandia sucks
girls sucks
bob's burgers sucks

youre not wrong about many of these

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


As far as politics go, I only really care about things that affect me and my ability to live a decent, happy life with minimal stress, and I vote accordingly. I don't care about the rest of the world or social issues that I have no involvement with. I feel like other people don't understand this opinion.


Edit: to be clear, I did not vote for Trump. I want better environmental protection and social healthcare and Trump represents neither. I also like immigrants, which trump hates.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
At least a third of the time, sex is gross and not worth the effort. Especially random hook ups. Probably over half for those.

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
There's nothing wrong with faking an orgasm as a man when you have whiskey dick.

sometimes its just not worth the effort.

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Nolan Arenado posted:

I think the level of consciousness that humans have is a flukey mistake and that it is a terrible thing overall.

Blindsight is a vastly overrated bit of good-ish science fiction nonsense that contains no real insight into things that aren't future space vampires.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Harry Potter is embarrassingly bad and an almost flawless barometer for detecting broken humans.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

new phone who dis posted:

Harry Potter is embarrassingly bad and an almost flawless barometer for detecting broken humans.

Sonic and Dr. Who also are decent detectors.

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


I think that genetically altering organisms of all kinds to create better organisms is a good thing that society should not hold back. I believe that "playing god" is the right thing to do and can do anything from erasing genetic disorders such as sickle-cell anemia, to curing diseases and conditions like Alzheimer's and paralysis, to burning fat and maintaining muscle with far less effort, to bringing back extinct species and hardening existing ones against climate change.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Animals going extinct is literally meaningless in most situations and environmentalists anthropomorphize far too much.

The environment isn't alive, it doesn't care that there are now 2 species of frogs in the pond instead of 3. It wouldn't care if it was a lifeless hellscape. Other animals certainly don't care if they exist or not as they aren't sentient.

Extinction only matters in the context of how it affects humans. Like if a crop went extinct or some sort of fungus that does cool poo poo to your body. That's the sort of environmentalism we need to focus on.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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TrustmeImLegit posted:

Animals going extinct is literally meaningless in most situations and environmentalists anthropomorphize far too much.

The environment isn't alive, it doesn't care that there are now 2 species of frogs in the pond instead of 3. It wouldn't care if it was a lifeless hellscape. Other animals certainly don't care if they exist or not as they aren't sentient.

Extinction only matters in the context of how it affects humans. Like if a crop went extinct or some sort of fungus that does cool poo poo to your body. That's the sort of environmentalism we need to focus on.

Nobody wants to save the whales or frogs or whatever because they think the environment will be sad if we don't. People do get emotional about it because while it may not meet your bar for being "sentient" it is still life and preserving it when possible is a worthwhile thing.

You'd have to be a heartless moron to not prevent the extinction of a species if we are able to. Why wouldn't we? It's morally wrong to see that humanity is causing things to go extinct and not try and do something about it, no matter how cute or ugly or unintelligent the thing is. Unless it's the mosquito, in which case let those fuckers die forever.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

If you're okay with the african penguin going extinct I will fight you irl.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

The Skeleton King posted:

I think that genetically altering organisms of all kinds to create better organisms is a good thing that society should not hold back. I believe that "playing god" is the right thing to do and can do anything from erasing genetic disorders such as sickle-cell anemia, to curing diseases and conditions like Alzheimer's and paralysis, to burning fat and maintaining muscle with far less effort, to bringing back extinct species and hardening existing ones against climate change.

I think everyone should have an arm for a dick. :downs:

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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
The easy answer to that troll post is that earth is an ecosystem and we're flirting with catastrophe if we continue letting potentially crucial species die out.

The earth is resilient, yes, but our global food supply network is not.

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