Retarded_Clown_ posted:

elf help book posted:

People tripping over your xbox controller, but then getting your revenge by climbing a beanstalk and stealing their gold

bump_fn posted:

then: begging ur mom to buy u thousand arms
now: trying to cum before the hyperdimension neptunia opening cinematic

ol yeller posted:

then: all you have to do is hold right and time those jumps
now: the economy is so bad

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Then: I hate jacking off and playing video games all day. I wish I had a girlfriend!

Now: Honey, did you pay the gas bill or did I? I washed up tonight so am I allowed to play PS4 for a little while?