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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
because you are shaped like a barrel

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

proof of concept posted:

maybe it will include Track & Field so the OP can get some exercise stomping on the pad thing lol


everyone knows a window reflection adds a good 100lbs at least. cut OP some slack man!!

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Kuato posted:

everyone knows a window reflection adds a good 100lbs at least. cut OP some slack man!!

plus he's wearing the least slimming and flattering color possible!!!

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
hey op, why don't you SwiTcH into something more comfortable :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
i too base my purchases on how big the ad is at my local gamestop

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Lumpy the Cook posted:

I'm sorry for whatever circumstances led you to hate Call of Duty and Nintendo, OP. I hope your next life turns out better than this one.

Hmm. Yeah. It's called being a real gamer.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

welp gotta do three hours of counter-strike aim map practice later yall

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Carmant posted:

It's called being a real gamer.

it's funny how this lifestyle choice comes with a body type

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Cacator posted:

Nintendo Switch more like Nintendo Bitch. hehe :xd:

woah nelly :pusheen:

Spidder
Jan 9, 2005
op gamestop doesn't promote THE nintendo switch because nintendo only gives them like a couple units to sell, because nintendo is weird and backwards, it doesn't mean the console itself is bad.

ps. that doesn't mean the switch isn't poo poo: it looks like an honestly dumb idea with uncomfortable controllers that will make you buy the nes and snes games you liked again for the sixth time

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Hey OP. You smell!

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Hey OP. You smell!

Carmant posted:

Hmm. Yeah. It's called being a real gamer.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
OP hasn't changed his outfit since that one pic of him drinking a coke and sitting in front o a monitor in the dark. You guys know the one

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
im pretty sure thats not the OP guys. this particular OP is some kind of lunatic that wants everyone to think he's an extremely unattractive goon, probably because in real life he is actually some sort of adonis. just a heads up for you guys.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Kuato posted:

OP hasn't changed his outfit since that one pic of him drinking a coke and sitting in front o a monitor in the dark. You guys know the one

I don't know it. Could you post it for us?

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

The OP has an unattractive body type.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Carmant posted:

I don't know it. Could you post it for us?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Pitdragon posted:

im pretty sure thats not the OP guys. this particular OP is some kind of lunatic that wants everyone to think he's an extremely unattractive goon, probably because in real life he is actually some sort of adonis. just a heads up for you guys.

Yes, upon review that pic is clearly swiped from reddit and is not the op, but I still like making fun of whoever the tubby man is.

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

thank you for this, it made me happy

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Arrhythmia posted:

HEY OP WE CAN SEE YOU IN THE REFLECTION OF THE GLASS




NICE PANTS







FOR AN IDIOT TO WEAR

lol he a big boy

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
PHWWOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRR.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
op should buy more form fitting clothes

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

net cafe scandal posted:

The OP has an unattractive body type.

this is true!

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


Did not know there was green Lantern cosplay.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I would LOVE to "Just Lol" at the Nintendo Switch, OP. But unfortunately, my feelings on the Switch are very, very complicated. I'm currently working on a Huffington article to adequately explain these to the plebes. Let's just say... He who seeks, shall find.

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis
Who else plans to wait and see on the Switch?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


This guy looks better than you, stitch-head! loving dork!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Is the op wearing some sort of futuristic wrist computer?

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
he's holding a Yorks peppermint patty

batteries!
Aug 26, 2010

Trunko posted:

Is the op wearing some sort of futuristic wrist computer?

Diabetes monitor

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
its gonna be rad

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

whomupclicklike posted:

Who else plans to wait and see on the Switch?

i cannot wait to see what exciting new takes on mario brothers it has

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Carmant posted:

Hmm. Yeah. It's called being a real gamer.

Pfeh... Doubtful.

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

I can't think of a sadder three word phrase than "my local gamestop"

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Code Jockey posted:

i cannot wait to see what exciting new takes on mario brothers it has

this but unironically

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

But really, how hosed up is it that op searched for a pic with a fat person reflected in a window and made an op pretending to be about nintendo, hoping that people would notice the fat person and ridicule him?

That's pretty hosed up.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

video game

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

This guy looks better than you, stitch-head! loving dork!

i told you i have a medical condition!!!1 :argh:

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Space Camp fuckup posted:

I can't think of a sadder three word phrase than "my local gamestop"

Never worn.

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