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Shaquin
May 12, 2007

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

lol rip carmant

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

No True Gamer Fallacy

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
It has been a while since I have had a good laugh. Thank you op.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Lotta ppl ITT getting trolled into thinking that Carmant leaves the house.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
CoD is also, year after year, the industry's big blockbuster bet. Even the most recent one, which didn't "meet sales expectations", will profit millions and be one of the bigger revenue streams in the biz.

Joke's on you OP, Switch got prime promotional space. And a fat guy taking pictures of its store advert lol

The GS employees are gonna tell head office "See? These nerds are so interested they're taking pictures of the POSTER!"

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

OctoberBlues posted:

But really, how hosed up is it that op searched for a pic with a fat person reflected in a window and made an op pretending to be about nintendo, hoping that people would notice the fat person and ridicule him?

That's pretty hosed up.

it's weird right? like we're playing into his sick fetish or something

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
carmant more like dormant


cuz he doesn't move much


cuz he's fat!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I applaud you for going outside to take that pic OP

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Pitdragon posted:

im pretty sure thats not the OP guys. this particular OP is some kind of lunatic that wants everyone to think he's an extremely unattractive goon, probably because in real life he is actually some sort of adonis. just a heads up for you guys.

Pitdragon posted:

it's weird right? like we're playing into his sick fetish or something

Parachute account, also fat.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





too much self ownage itt. I can't take it.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Space Camp fuckup posted:

I can't think of a sadder three word phrase than "my local gamestop"

"photographing closed gamestop"

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Dave_Indeed posted:

Parachute account, also fat.

No, it's actually really strange and hosed up, way more than just a boring regular fat person.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
so its a gameboy with an hdmi port?

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Switch is bad and the people in the switch games thread are worse.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

video game

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

:jackbud:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Space Camp fuckup posted:

I can't think of a sadder three word phrase than "my local gamestop"

"Camping outside gamestop"

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

Came here expecting OP got owned, was not disappointed.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
It's called switch because when you see it at your local gamestop you switch directions and buy a ps4

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

eric posted:

It's called switch because when you see it at your local gamestop you switch directions and buy a ps4

um ps4 doesn't have exciting mario game 2017 so

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

eric posted:

It's called switch because when you see it at your local gamestop you switch directions and buy a ps4

:golfclap:

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

MF_James posted:

Came here expecting OP got owned, was not disappointed.

im 90% certain that OP is furiously masturbating to the thought of being called fat and ugly by goons

lalaland
Nov 8, 2012
as the statue of david depicts the perfect man, OP's reflection depicts the perfect goon

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Someone told him black is slimming.




It was a lie.

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Knight posted:

OP only respects posters larger than him

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Pitdragon posted:

im 90% certain that OP is furiously masturbating to the thought of being called fat and ugly by goons

I don't know why we are the only people bothered by this. :(

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

new phone who dis posted:

Someone told him black is slimming.




It was a lie.

no see the worrying part is that it actually is slimming :stare:

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
God drat, op.

:lol:

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
The OP is a huge piece of poo poo

emphasis on huge haha

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
what if mario real life ?!! :wth:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Why is he holding his phone so close to his face like a pair of binoculars haha what the heck op

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Code Jockey posted:

um ps4 doesn't have exciting mario game 2017 so

That's just the new rerelease of of Super Mario Brothers 3. Now with 4k graphics.

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*


This is a WIDE BERTH.

Now if only I could figure out why it's on my mind after reading this thread???

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

IM GOIGN TO BUY A NANTENDU SWATCH

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

free hubcaps posted:

IM GOIGN TO BUY A NANTENDU SWATCH

*lurches up to gamestop counter

BIMME TEH NANTEDU SWATCH RIGT NOWWS

excuse me sir are you having a stroke?

*from the floor* NATHEDNO WSTAWS !!!!

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i'll have one call of duty please

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