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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007
pretty hype for breath of the wild. a few zeldas to beat in the meantime

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Shaquin posted:

pretty hype for breath of the wild. a few zeldas to beat in the meantime

Lemme give u a word of advice, don't play zeldas

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Will this game be on the Nintendo Switch? Please confirm or deny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FioV7JaYX1g

The Sicilian
Sep 3, 2006

by Smythe
GBS just pulled some real CSI "zoom, zoom, enhance!" poo poo.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Lemme give u a word of advice, don't play zeldas

too late dude Im four deep

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
the prime trilogy is also badass

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Remember Spyro the dragon? I liked that game.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



i lol at the switch, because it is has fun and entertaining games!

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
hyrule warriors is very fun and probly the beat musuo game Ive ever played

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Shaquin posted:

hyrule warriors is very fun and probly the beat musuo game Ive ever played

Agreed, this is the only game my boyfriend will play with me and it rules REAL talk

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

JiveHonky posted:

im fat too but i dont got tiny feet like OP

if someone ends up giving you a fat-shaming avatar, can I have the afro cat?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Lemme give u a word of advice, don't play zeldas

look at this deku scrub

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
OP is pleasing from a geometric standpoint. A perfect rectangular columnar shape.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Just like the new zelda game, OP is short of breath in the wild.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

autoaim.cfg posted:



I googled "treadmill cake" and found one for ya, OP.

Bon Appétit!

no mister bond.... i expect you to die

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Shaquin posted:

the prime trilogy is also badass

So good that Nintendo will never make another.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
op come back :(

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
The Nintendo switch will have Snipperclips, the best game

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

JiveHonky posted:

im fat too but i dont got tiny feet like OP

finally someone gets me awahoooogoo

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


buglord posted:

op come back :(

What's up?

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Carmant posted:

What's up?

How does it feel to make someone spend :10bux:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Grump posted:

if someone ends up giving you a fat-shaming avatar, can I have the afro cat?

lemmythinkaboutit no

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
One day I fear we will finally see Carmant and he will just be a regular lil dude, letting down all speculative lulz to this point.

Carmant; please at least be an amputee or have some cool warts, TIA!

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
In a perfect twist Carmant is the redditor who posted the original image and is trying to throw us off his trail. Don't let him!

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

All its got going for it is zelda and we dont even know if that'll be good since tge last one ducked. How can nintendo be so loving bad at games now

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
what if the real redditor was us all along

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Oscar Wild posted:

Just like the new zelda game, OP is short of breath in the wild.

This actually made me laugh out loud because it's so dumb

Good job Oscar Wild

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


KakerMix posted:

How does it feel to make someone spend :10bux:

I would have prefered it in my paypal but its okay I guess.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
OP one day i will firmly believe you will be this thin if u belieb in yourself and try hard

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Putty posted:

OP one day i will firmly believe you will be this thin if u belieb in yourself and try hard



Thanks but my genetics wont allow for that

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/feb/22/classic-nintendo-theres-already-a-game-too-big-for-the-switch-hard-drive
Immense, possibly never ending lols

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

I unironically cant wait to bomb some dodongos

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

idk guys I tried finding the image on reddit and it's nowhere to be found

I think the fatty is op

bing_commander
Aug 14, 2009

In other news..
what humiliating game were you waiting to buy, OP?

is it one of those 'punch off a girls clothes' games?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

bitmap posted:

I unironically cant wait to bomb some dodongos

typical dumb american. dont you know how many dodongo schools and hospitals end up getting destroyed by your bombs? innocents are dying and you just end up creating more dodongo extremists

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
anyone play the tingle game where its revealed hes a psychotic tossing rupees in a pond he hallucinates speaks with the vpice of god

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Not to defend Nintendo here (they've made some ridiculously stupid decisions in the past) but this is such a stupid criticism.

-the vita shipped with literally zero storage. To play any game you needed to expand the storage.

-the 3DS comes with 4gb. Plenty of games require more to download

-"all other consoles come with more storage" is comparing a cheap, physically large, spinning hard drive to on board flash which is idiotic

-micro SD is hilariously cheap and Nintendo could have been cocks and used proprietary cards but they didn't

-anyone buying digitally instead of physical deserves this fate

-I've never felt the touch of a woman

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