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talk poo poo get hit, op
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 13:43 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 16:36 |
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Dr Cheeto posted:Hey guys the new Zelda looks good, huh? yes it looks quite expansive
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 15:15 |
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Professor SJW posted:the nintendo switch is already bringing so much joy into our lives just preordered it because of this thread JakeP posted:This is something that people not being owned generally don't have to say fuckin lol
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:11 |
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I unironically cant wait to bomb some dodongos
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 12:12 |
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Professor SJW posted:typical dumb american. dont you know how many dodongo schools and hospitals end up getting destroyed by your bombs? innocents are dying and you just end up creating more dodongo extremists freedom aint free, pinko. go sip your milk in kakariko village while real hyruleans walk into a volcano for you.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 15:00 |
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Uncle Wemus posted:I tried to replay skyward sword and was immediately reminded that its bad and motion controls are terrible skyward sword rules and is good so hmm
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 23:42 |
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Uncle Wemus posted:no sorry it sucks and is bad Oh word ok
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 02:17 |
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lol at me for buying a nintendo? lol at you for being so poor that a video game machine is a purchase that even registers
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 13:11 |
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cant wait to play dat switch
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 16:10 |
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duhhhh im a gay idiot with a baby dick *shits himself*- every single person who will buy the new nintendo console
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 17:03 |
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h*ll yeah, a new zelda game! Im going to buy it as soon as im done drinking this pint of dog cum- literally any human who would ever buy or play a nintendo switch
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 17:25 |
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its mario kart...rainbow road...the last lap! things are looking close but then, out of nowhere, the kind of person who would buy a nintendo switch is so fat he cant see his dick and loves to gently caress dogs
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 17:40 |
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the second I pre ordered my nintender switch on amazon my wife left me and boils formed all over my useless dick, and now im gay!! help!!
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 18:19 |
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ACTUALLY skyward sword was pretty metal
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 19:10 |
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*goes to turn on nintendo switch, to play BREATH OF THE WILD, which edge just gave 10/10* oh wait, goons said this would be dumb and gay and my dick will fall off *rolls huge L and hits it, thinking* oh well guess ill have a great time anyway <<ME
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 16:16 |
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thats right bitch...EDGE
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 16:16 |
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hmm I just realised from these choice gifs that I am legit on a plane for 28 hours the day after the switch releases. I could be that cool guy on the plane, just playing he switch...
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 11:31 |
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frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:For like 20 minutes until the battery runs out yall can plug stuff into power on a plane ya dingus!
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 13:15 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:Honestly though, no trollin'. Show of hands, how many of you are picking up the Switch? lol everyone here will buy a switch
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 15:51 |
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2 weeks off...a nintendo switch w/ zelds...and a big bag of weed
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 21:01 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:But it comes out this Friday oh word well maybe ill read a book too
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 22:36 |
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a new study bible! posted:What are you gonna do with the other 10 days? READ A BOOK
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 11:51 |
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or idno I didnt get around to the pillars of eternity expansions maybe I'll fire that poo poo up
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 11:52 |
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maybe nuclear throne...gonna be a good week
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 11:53 |
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chill A man maybe smoke a jazz cigarette and play a few zeldas huh
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 18:59 |
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geez
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 18:59 |
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here comes a special console!!!
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 12:05 |
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ArtIsResistance posted:I thought you guys all had jobs and poo poo why do you care about this $250 console so much just buy it and have a good time playing mario kart hff hff hff and pay an UNREASONABLE PRICE for a SUB OPTIMAL CONSOLE you STUPID oval office?? *has a $14,000 steam library*
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 13:28 |
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steinrokkan posted:I will blindly buy any old garbage because I'm smart heh...not me. im smart and cool and rich.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 14:44 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:Eternal Darkness...Ikaruga...TimeSplitters 2...Viewtiful Joe FACT
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 15:47 |
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Bardeh posted:Like, I want to play Zelda real bad, it looks awesome and I'm sure it's gonna be awesome. Sure, it's a sub 30fps 900p game in 2017, but I'm sure it'll still be fun. But I won't because I'm not buying a WiiU and the Switch is a piece of crap that won't have any games. so buy it, play it, and sell it for, like, 20 bucks less. or dont??
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 19:10 |
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lol that actually sounds pretty loving bad
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 22:17 |
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you might say ive switched positions on this
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 22:18 |
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you cant even charge the controllers while you're playing on the loving tv?
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 23:48 |
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lol I cant even buy breath of the wild for my wii U because I live in a different region from where I bought it gently caress my gay life
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 23:52 |
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Code Jockey posted:region locking lol a cursory googling also says that the switch is a baffling piece of dogshit. I've been trolling in this thread as a nintendo fanboy for like 20 pages, and went as far as to make fun of people who thought buying the switch for just one game was asinine. Now I gotta eat poo poo and buy a busted console to play one game for reals and it STINKS.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 00:01 |
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Mammal Sauce posted:Softmod, , and play! I'll just get a friend to mail me a wii u pal copy. in two pages i've done a complete 180 and can see, with eyes unclouded, that the switch is bad.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 00:14 |
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its not region locked, but that doesn't matter because according to the wired dude it couldn't even survive the rigors of a daily train trip during a week of testing. jfc.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 00:48 |
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a bone to pick posted:it will be locked in the region that contains all of nintendo's other failed consoles that you bought, so in a sense it is region locked its all coming down around my ears. the wii was...bad. the wii u was bad! I didnt need that dumb controller screen! I only have three games and one of them is a remaster of a gamecube game! holy gently caress
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 00:57 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 16:36 |
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The Dennis System posted:Just make a traditional console with a traditional controller. yeah pretty loving much
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 12:09 |