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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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what if mario real life ?!! :wth:

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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free hubcaps posted:

IM GOIGN TO BUY A NANTENDU SWATCH

*lurches up to gamestop counter

BIMME TEH NANTEDU SWATCH RIGT NOWWS

excuse me sir are you having a stroke?

*from the floor* NATHEDNO WSTAWS !!!!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Parallax Scroll posted:

i'll have one call of duty please

here you are sir

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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free hubcaps posted:

IM GOIGN TO BUY A NANTENDU SWATCH

GIVE MEE NOTOBDO SWSTAH!!!!!!!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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The Dennis System posted:

The Switch might turn out to be awesome, but it's looking deeply problematic at this point. You have to use a smartphone app to set up online games and to chat online. The peripherals are absurdly expensive. The launch lineup is anemic. The battery life is poor. Nintendo seems to be putting a lot of focus on Wiiesque, casual, motion controlled games. Etc.

they aren't launching with the mario game, right? i remember when the 64 launched with like two games but it didn't matter because one of them was Mario 64. I never bothered with the Wii because they didn't have a 3D Mario game

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Shaquin posted:

mario galaxy 1 and 2 are actually the best mario games ever made and condolences if you slept on them

weren't they gamecube?

edit: never mind im a vidya game retard

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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rezatahs posted:

DEHANCE! DEHANCE!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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the new Wario character model is a bit too realistic for me

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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thathonkey posted:

i bought a wii u. fool me twice shame on me !!

give it to me i never got to play any of the wii zeldas

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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i still want a wii if i can find one cheap. i never got to play wind waker either and i know there is an hd remake for wii

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Putty posted:

dolphin emulator is a thing

sorry i prefer real dolphins not emulated ones :colbert:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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when will i be able to plug video game directly into my brain and live in it like the matrix so i can escape the horror of my existence

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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also i hope the matrix has bubble bobble

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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goon csi is my new favorite show holy poo poo

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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unrelated to the op but does anyone want to buy my kettle

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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the nintendo switch is already bringing so much joy into our lives

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Lemme give u a word of advice, don't play zeldas

look at this deku scrub

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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what if the real redditor was us all along

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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bitmap posted:

I unironically cant wait to bomb some dodongos

typical dumb american. dont you know how many dodongo schools and hospitals end up getting destroyed by your bombs? innocents are dying and you just end up creating more dodongo extremists

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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bitmap posted:

freedom aint free, pinko. go sip your milk in kakariko village while real hyruleans walk into a volcano for you.

OCCUPY HYRULE!

NO BLOOD FOR TRIFORCE PIECES

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Rutibex posted:

video games really are for children anyway. you should buy a power tool with you money instead, and build a shed

gonna build a guillotine to kill myself quick and clean

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Kuato posted:

Gonna prepare my "he'll never be the head of a major corporation" jokes in advance. Thanks for the heads up!

i wonder if i can set it up so my phone automatically takes a photo when the blade falls and posts it in a thread in gbs and sends an alert to kuato so he can get first post

anybody know how to set that up on an android? pls pm me

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Applewhite posted:

I love how the Switch is another piece of consumer electronics crap that can help me forget that I'm a horrible person and my life is poo poo for a few minutes. -Switch fans

yeah havent these idiots heard of heroin

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Do it ironically posted:

video games are for children ages 12 and under, lmao, just lmao if you play video games over age of twelve

i play Sim Bog 2000

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Putty posted:

dolphin emulator is a thing

so i just tried this out and holy poo poo i dont know why i didnt do it sooner. im catching up on all the gamecube games i missed.

wind waker is awesome. twilight princess looks like dogshit tho :lol:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Stick Figure Mafia posted:

3ds is still good i look forward to playing it for the next ten years

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Jimmy Hats posted:

stealing video games isn't so much immoral as just supremely pathetic and gay

when the robots take all our jobs stealing games will be almost as popular as lynching capitalists in the streets

of course by that time all games will be made by robots for other robots to play

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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is the nantembo swich out yet

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Applewhite posted:


Dumbtendo Shits

i will take one dumbtendo shits pls and a copy of zelba

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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bitmap posted:

*goes to turn on nintendo switch, to play BREATH OF THE WILD, which edge just gave 10/10* oh wait, goons said this would be dumb and gay and my dick will fall off *rolls huge L and hits it, thinking* oh well guess ill have a great time anyway <<ME

ima buy it. i dont care what goons say lol

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Guy Goodbody posted:

Did you not hear about the framerate?

drugs have destroyed my motor control. i just hope it is slow and jerky enough to match me

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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screenshot just leaked of the new mario game. graphics are :krad:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Batterypowered7 posted:

Pretty sure they've hinted at a Gamecube virtual console. Unless you meant a new one.

lol nintendo doesn't know how to do virtual console. they will release like three games for it and one of them will be Glover

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Glasgow Kiss posted:

nintendo 128

nintendo 69 :wiggle:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Nintendo Calculator 80085

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Applewhite posted:

The Nintendo Hugcube

applewhite when i get my switch do you think it will make my mother love me?

i dont know why it would do that, but something has to :(

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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this will be me when the switch come out



look at that guy having so much fun on that plane goddamn

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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*wakes up black guy sleeping next to me on the plane

i did it guy. i beated the zelba

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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*hands controller to sleeping black guy

play the shake game with me. don't make it weird.

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