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Space Camp fuckup posted:I can't think of a sadder three word phrase than "my local gamestop" Never worn.
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Feb 20, 2017 23:09
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Why is he holding his phone so close to his face like a pair of binoculars haha what the heck op
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Feb 21, 2017 01:06
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Waaaaw Nintendos are for big kids too!! *baby pacifier pops out if mouth and stick lines rise up from a dirty diaper
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Feb 25, 2017 16:50
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Wow Mario on the pc
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Feb 26, 2017 00:01
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Mom staggers through the Walmart isles in an opiod haze looking for her lost son. "oh... There you are..." she mumbles, eyes half closed. The boy looks up, his rubbery corpulent frame and childlike features beguiling his 30 years of age. A blow pop tucked carelessly in his cherub cheek and a retro graphic tee featuring Samus from metroid with an eyebrow cocked up like the rock and the caption "can you smell what the Mario is cooking?" is stretched taunted over his rectangular torso. Sticky hands lift up a red and white box like a supplicant at and alter. "mom, it's the new Nintendo. Can I get it... Pleeeeease"
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Feb 26, 2017 10:47
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Applewhite posted:Nintendo Switch? 
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Feb 26, 2017 16:53
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I had some roommates that camped out in front of a Walmart in freezing rain uin order to get their hands on the wii back in 05 or whatever and they bought it and brought it back to the dorm and were playing it and I walked in a took a look at the screen and I said "why do the graphics look worse than Mario 64?" A noticable flush worked its way up my friends neck and onto his face and he muttered " I think it looks.... Awesome" I defriended him from facebook almost a decade ago but I'm sure he's buying this new Nintendo right now as we speak.
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Feb 26, 2017 16:57
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I will not be buying one because the only gaming consol I need is my laptop with commander keen and scorched Earth running in dosbox op
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Feb 27, 2017 09:01
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Hey here is a cool pro tip for you.... Don't buy the Nintendo Switch and instead download duolingo on your Samsung Galaxy and learn German or Spanish or something. It's free!
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Feb 27, 2017 13:09
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Gutenberg tag! Wie ghet's?
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Feb 27, 2017 13:09
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The Dennis System posted:Vidya games are fun. Learning another language is a boring chore. Actually its super easy and fun
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Feb 27, 2017 14:31
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:Excuse me but the video game the last of us was actually truly and easily the finest storyline that I have experienced taken in or enjoyed in the last 15 years If I met you irl I would not shake your hand
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Feb 27, 2017 15:30
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Batterypowered7 posted:Honestly though, no trollin'. Show of hands, how many of you are picking up the Switch? I'm going to buy a switch. A light switch for my cool dad workshop where I'm restoring an old piper supercub
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Feb 27, 2017 16:32
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:sometimes i think i would like to play an old game then i realize they are really ugly and bad Yeah the original Duke nukum side scroller is just so uuuuugly I much prefer the vistas and eyegasms of skirim and overwatch
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Feb 27, 2017 16:54
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Jonas Albrecht posted:I'm super excited to go pick up my Switch and Breath of the Wild in about 20 hours! Me 2
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Mar 2, 2017 13:49
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I mean mii too
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Mar 2, 2017 13:50
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:also it looks like the battery can easily be replaced as it's not attached to the screen by glue like so many cell phones and other portable things Cool cool good to know this 400 dollar toy will need to be disassembled and repaired before you can play with it
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Mar 2, 2017 14:46
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My body is ready, as they say. 
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Mar 2, 2017 14:48
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The only failure is when a grown man picks up a video game controller to play a video game instead of having relations with his wife and bringing her to climax multiple times
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Mar 2, 2017 16:11
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You know what would he cool? A single device that was portable, had its own screen, long battery life, and it's got emulators on it so I could play any game made in the last 40 years... Anything from atari to c64 to dos to nes to Sega to dream cast etc etc etc. And it only cost a few hundred bucks. Man that would be so cool. Oh wait I already have that. *points to 5 year old acer laptop*
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Mar 3, 2017 08:41
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 This looks pretty good for a junior higher art contest entry
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Mar 3, 2017 08:46
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Do you guys think the Nintendo Switch is a direct result of the shaming Japan suffered from those bombs we dropped on them
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Mar 3, 2017 08:52
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i call it the nintendo splash because it is making a big splash in my heart
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Mar 4, 2017 11:36
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i watched that one video and he has a good point why is it called the nintendo switch but the sound effect it makes when you plug it in is a "SNAP!" sound? do yall think that the inscrutable japs in charge of this thing got the word switch mixed up with snap? i
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Mar 4, 2017 11:37
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And we wonder why isis hats us.
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Mar 5, 2017 14:28
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Not as good as dc:ss
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Mar 5, 2017 16:34
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I call it the Nintendo Britches because I'll be needing a new pair after I pop the buttons off of mine from being so proud of owning this ground breaking system
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Was minrcraft what started this stupid crafting craze or was it just riding the crest of the wave that was already there
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