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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Lotta ppl ITT getting trolled into thinking that Carmant leaves the house.

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Vegetable posted:

gently caress you the Switch is going to be great for porn

The Batin' Switch!


HOW THE gently caress DID NO ONE HIT THIS SOFT LOB OUT OF THE PARK?? Do I have to do everything myself?!?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

The Dennis System posted:

My car doesn't have USB ports and I'm not a billionaire so I can't buy a new car.

You can actually get a car loan really easy its the new subprime lending scam. I seent it on thr John Olliver show

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
*Nintendo Switch comes out*
Me: Yeah.. we already knew. We all knew.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Batterypowered7 posted:

Honestly though, no trollin'. Show of hands, how many of you are picking up the Switch?

I'll get a switch out the back yard and whoop u raw w/ it!

Now finish ur homework!!

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

That's because they make consoles that are easily programmed for :smug:

Seriously though that's what I've read. Explains why you can't emulate the Saturn or N64 properly (both terrible pieces of poo poo to program for) despite them obviously being way weaker.

Also I got my Switch three days early!!



Someone should tell them that piracy doesn't affect them because pirates, if they can't pirate your games, will just pirate someone else's poo poo and never once will they give you a dime.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Jimmy Hats posted:

Thw switch thread is circle jerking because of NINDIES (nintendo indies loloL!!!) and I just want to kill them all gangland style

What would be even more messed up is if instead of gunning them down in a massacre, you let them all buy the Nintendo Switch computer gaming console.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
More like the Nintendo Squish because.... ummmm... errr........... IT SUCKJS!!!!

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Roargasm posted:

the portable battery packs for cellphones work great, too bad you cant play on a flat surface and charge the nintendo switch at the same time

GEt 2 battery packs and then set the thing up on top of them with a space in between for the plug. Now your gaming 4 real.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
So it's like GTA, but with an elf? I have to get this now.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
JOYCONS

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Please do not be rude to Carmant in his own thread.

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

LethalGeek posted:

I climbed up a wall, got around the corner above 2 guys, snuck around behind them up a bridge and then cold cocked one guy into the water and smashed in the face of the other one before he could alert the rest.

Some MSG poo poo up here.

Game is rated U: for Umami.

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