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video games really are for children anyway. you should buy a power tool with you money instead, and build a shed
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Professor SJW posted:i wonder if i can set it up so my phone automatically takes a photo when the blade falls and posts it in a thread in gbs and sends an alert to kuato so he can get first post i think it would be easier to do a live stream
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Feb 23, 2017 03:50
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:No joke this is 100% the case. When the DS first came out, all these loving stupid local news stations did reports on HOW CHILD PREDATORS ARE GOING TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR CHILDREN! TONIGHT AT 10. And you know what it was about? loving Pictochat that was built into the original DS. cant pedos just call the kids on their phones
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Feb 24, 2017 01:48
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happyhippy posted:Gamestop have announced you can now trade swap a Barcode Battler for a Nintendo Switch and it's entire collection of 5 games. drat man i wanted Barcode battler so bad, but i never got it. i want Barcode Battler still to this day, more than Nintendo Switch
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Feb 24, 2017 01:56
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Nice Van My Man posted:I was you, then a local toy store went out of business and gave a big discount on a Barcode Battler. I got together what money I had and bought one. It continues to be what I remember as one of the stupidest decisions of my life. i just watched a youtube review of barcode battler, and i have to say my illusions have been broken. i had envisioned something awesome like PokemonGO, except with barcodes. but the reality is much worse! my mother was right to refuse it to me i am sorry for your childhood
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Feb 24, 2017 02:30
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Mammal Sauce posted:And you can softmod them now. i bet nintendo released the softmod themselves on the down low, to liquidate all the old WiiU hardware
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Feb 24, 2017 03:29
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WhyteRyce posted:I saw an article referring to Breath of the Wild as a system seller, but can something really be a system seller if it's available on the previous generation? yes, if no one bought the WiiU
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Feb 24, 2017 18:11
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Blazing Ownager posted:The actual character of Link blows. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D5tkAUNFa4
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Feb 24, 2017 19:48
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Carmant posted:Yeah it sure sucks to have a softmodded NEw 3DS XL in the sleek black colorway with infinite free games.. NOT. you can play DS games on your phone
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Feb 25, 2017 06:24
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Code Jockey posted:counterpoint: touch controls [like touch controls for d pad and buttons] are loving terrible thats what this is for my man! 
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Feb 25, 2017 08:16
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Sony should come out with a tablet that plays PS3 games. not like disks or anything, just the ones you can download. i'm sure they could cram a PS3 into a tablet now a days. i'd totally buy that
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Feb 25, 2017 20:08
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KakerMix posted:When you look for a USB cable Amazon will show 3 different brands and lengths but same connection USB cables and insist they are frequently bought together. Nobody does that Amazon quit being a booty. how dare you besmirch the honor of amazon, it would never do something so uncouth! you must be thinking of the "users who viewed this item also viewed" section
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Feb 25, 2017 21:48
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Jimmy Hats posted:stealing video games isn't so much immoral as just supremely pathetic and gay its true, why would you go to a store and shoplift games when copyright infringement is so easy? you would have to be a real idiot to steal a game
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Feb 26, 2017 00:49
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Guy Goodbody posted:What's the problem with the framerate? its a nintendo console
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Feb 26, 2017 16:23
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gary oldmans diary posted:the first pentium would have been the 586  dont tell north korea
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Feb 26, 2017 19:40
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kikkelivelho posted:You joke, but there's definitely some truth to the idea that Nintendo has failed to adapt to the growths and changes of the gaming scene. They still seem to think that games are the electronic toys of the early 90s i was playing Fallout 2 and baldurs gate in the 90s. games haven't changed, nintendo just has their market niche
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Feb 27, 2017 14:27
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fallout 2 has better writing than fallout 4
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Feb 27, 2017 14:47
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Paladinus posted:Can I watch old QI on it? Qi is trash now that Steven Fry is gone 
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Feb 27, 2017 17:20
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Mammal Sauce posted:Just emulate that poo poo on your Wii, WiiU, PS3, PC, Raspberry Pi, Android phone or whatever. i want to emulate it on the NES Classic  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_vKP0qttk0
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Feb 27, 2017 17:26
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Blue Raider posted:i think for 60 bucks, that thing is an excellent present for that nephew you dont know what the gently caress to get for christmas that was actually my plan, until Nintendo under produced them. instead i got my nephew a bluetooth controller and showed him how to use it with his tablet
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Feb 27, 2017 21:24
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Feb 27, 2017 21:35
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:Then there's the benefit of piracy being ridiculously difficult (compared to iPhone, Android, and PC) on consoles. Excluding the Wii because that thing was hacked within like 2 years of release (the 3DS and WiiU took forever). benefits of avoiding console piracy are offset by Nintendo consoles being so weak they are quickly emulated
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Feb 28, 2017 16:28
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Zelda 2 was pretty good, they should make another Zelda 2 with that New Super Mario Bros engine
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Feb 28, 2017 17:51
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Applewhite posted:I'm playing the Nintendo Switch right now. whats the framerate?
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Feb 28, 2017 18:37
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Code Jockey posted:"nindies" oh good lord i skipped randomly around that video and stopped on the Blaster Master clip. i was a little surprise nintendo would be hyping a 30 year old NES game, but not overly surprised glad to know there is a remake and nintnedo hasnt gone that far down yet
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Feb 28, 2017 22:36
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Stale Saltines posted:you can already play those games on a windows tablet with a bt controller yeah but windows 10 is gross
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a new study bible! posted:lol this thing is loving stillborn https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/836667019931967488
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Mar 1, 2017 01:52
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Professor SJW posted:lol nintendo doesnt release good games on virtual console nintendo has been milking that heifer too long, the udder has dried up. its time to grind it up and get some hamburger. xbox and playstation both have online services for game, why not kick their rear end and do netflix for ROMs? none of this $5 for Castlevania 2 bullshit, just a monthly fee and i can play any and all NES/SNES/N64/Gameboy games i want on the Switch. i might actually consider paying money for that
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Mar 1, 2017 06:53
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Dr.Smasher posted:OR i already do this. but i might consider giving nintendo money anyway, if they made an actual good service (and a good N64 emulator). but i am certainly not going to pay for a highly inferior product
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the poo poo out of ROMs and save yourself the embarrassement of telling your friends 'hey come over I got a Switch'
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Professor SJW posted:what's a good gamecube game other than the zeldas and metroid primes? dolphin emulator is smash brothers
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Mar 1, 2017 07:27
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Nonviolent J posted:Yeah as mentioned earlier get a wii u and mod it with glorious emulators i just bought one of those Android TV things. its like having a console thats already modded out of the box
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Mar 1, 2017 14:56
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:it's probably just me but one of the things I am most excited for re: The Nintendo Switch(tm) is that it will play virtual console games with online multiplayer. I will finally be able to prove I am Uniracers/Unirally champion you can play emulators with online lobbies and multiplay on HappyChick emulator for android. most of the people to play against are from Hong Kong, and they mostly just play old arcade fighting games but you can play any ROM in theory. Happy Chick is a really great program, god bless the chinese: http://www.xiaoji001.com/m/en/
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Mar 1, 2017 15:00
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i think it goes without saying, you should definitely not play The SImpsons Arcade Game over online multiplay unless you own a physical Simpsons Arcade cabinet. i would never reccomend anyone do otherwise
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Mar 1, 2017 15:08
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Yeah sure buddy let me install some Chinese executable to play arcade game at least if it has spyware for the Chinese government, it likely doesn't have spyware from the US government? 
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Mar 1, 2017 15:10
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Paladinus posted:Just buy a game from twenty years ago from the publisher and play it on an emulator with their logo in the corner. The money won't go to original developers anyway, but, uh, you'll ensure that, uh, more twenty year old games are available for legal purchase as emulators prepacked with a ROM. This is the only moral thing to do.  if you question work for hire or publishing contracts the entire morality of copyright in general goes out the window! you can't do that its dangerous thinking
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Mar 1, 2017 15:18
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a bone to pick posted:Gamecube was easily the best nintendo console, they should make a gamecube U. they did it was called the Wii
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Yup, it's not like the 3DS battery life is good. Handheld battery life has been lackluster since the DS Lite/PSP days and has only gone downhill with the 3DS. The Switch has a pretty huge battery so it's not bad in comparison. yet my samsung tablet lasts all day on one change. its almost like nintendo sucks at designing hardware
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Mar 1, 2017 22:06
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:are you playing 3-d intensive games on it all day or browsing forums i watch videos of people playing 3-d intensive games
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Roargasm posted:the charging port is on the bottom of the screen? thats dumb as hell lol so you cant charge it when its stood up on its little stand thing
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