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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Gotta love the Hillbilly Heartthrob Brawn Strowman

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

like, every time people post they're going to turn Roman heel poo poo like this makes me want to agree entirely because this is so transparent assholish behavior, but it's also the WWE, so

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



I want everyone in the roster to run into the ring single file, so Beef Hardslab can loving powerslam all of them.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

strowman is my new favorite wrestler

bartok
May 10, 2006



Dango Bango posted:

I love that they have a powerslam as Braun's finisher :allears:

It was good enough for the British Bulldog dammit!

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Braun Strowman loving owns

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Codependent Poster posted:

No broken ring, boo

Roman Reigns BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tbh they're shooting stuff for Rock's movie after Raw so they can't afford to be like PWG

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

https://twitter.com/GuyYellingBraun/status/830917058535817218

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
thankfully we know roman is still strong and was probably just tired from killing the club

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

DeepDickPizza posted:

That match was good as hell, but gently caress you WWE for teasing a ring-breaking spot and then just giving us Roman Reigns instead.

We call "giving us Roman Reigns instead" a "coming out at #30" now.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Braun Strowman loving owns

Thread title right here.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Ragnarok the Red posted:

Braun Strowman loving owns

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese.

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009
Rename Braun Strowman Beeftank

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

after he killed roman, BRAAAAAAUN should have just stomped on the ring and broke it

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Braun much like John Wick is a greek myth made alive in this mortal world.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

dromal phrenia posted:

after he killed roman, BRAAAAAAUN should have just stomped on the ring and broke it

Giving Braun the Akuma push, I like it.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009


Braun

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



i'm sad we didn't get the ring break spot

friendo55
Jun 28, 2008

No ring break spot because The Rock is filming the final match scene for his new biopic movie about Paige after Raw ends.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I wish we got the ring breaking from the roman spear just to see your reactions.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It seems like they could wait 4 or 5 weeks and just get Paige in the movie.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

friendo55 posted:

No ring break spot because The Rock is filming the final match scene for his new biopic movie about Paige after Raw ends.

Ring breaking in a Paige match. If they're going to take some creative liberties they should go full Million Dollar Baby with her injury.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
I didn't read the thread, my daughter was a nightmare to put down watched raw on fast forward like everyone should. But I will say a couple of things, 1. gently caress Kevin Owens the only way I would forgive him for loving over Chris is a DDT style h being ref for a championship and having a musical backflash montage which WWE is just not on that level.

I don't hate Bayley I actually really like her but Charlotte is just so much better than every other women's wrestler idk what to say

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/833894387662807041

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/833895026442670082

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








"these people really, really want you to come back, so why won't you?"

"..."

"haha oh right"

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

CarlCX posted:

like, every time people post they're going to turn Roman heel poo poo like this makes me want to agree entirely because this is so transparent assholish behavior, but it's also the WWE, so

There's been a lot of scuttlebutt w/r/t post-Mania so who knows

I enjoyed Raw. It didn't blow me away or anything but it was a pleasant quasi-background watch that made me believe for the first time that the Raw side of Mania might have some cool stuff so :toot:

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
I also rolled my eyes as hard as I could to try to move them out of my eye sockets when THE BIG DOG had a handicap match

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

This also is further evidence that The Rock is The Best and tbh I hope it at least makes Punk smile when he hears it (assuming Rock didn't just fake dial some rando)

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Tweak posted:

"these people really, really want you to come back, so why won't you?"

"..."

"haha oh right"

who could turn down all the z-packs you don't need

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Oh no The Rock is going to get buried :ohdear:

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
did emmalina begin week one of her regression back into emma?

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009

Sugar Blaster posted:

did emmalina begin week one of her regression back into emma?

I don't think there was a single mention of her.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

emmalina's transformation into emma is going to give us original emma instead of evil emma

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

the Three Faces of Emma

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Have Emma be Stardust, including the parts where she has brief flashes of still being Cody underneath.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Amme

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I can't remember if Emma is good at wrestling or not.

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