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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Bill Goldberg posted:

you can use kevin owens's beard to clean the inside of your aquarium

Ad you will demonstrate on the next PPV

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Bill Goldberg posted:

you can use kevin owens's beard to clean the inside of your aquarium

or hell, decorate it

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

ram ram ram ram

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
Featuring stars! From the past.

And awful booking. I legit hope Bayley demands last week's result is overturned.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
kevin owens's beard provides a safe haven for fish fry and small shrimp

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








"I didnt care about Goldberg in WCW because I was watching the revolutionary group DX on Monday Night Raw"

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
WHAT IS THIS MATH

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

PLAY THE GAME?!?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

lmao at the carefully worded "main eventing WrestleManiaPPVs"

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Look, he's not wrong.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
this promo sucks

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








playing.... the game???

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

DoctorGonzo posted:

this promo sucks

He's doing it triple h style

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



"it's a well known fact that the longer a goldberg match goes the shittier it gets"

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
so is KO getting squashed at fastlane?

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Man. This is something.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
see here's the thing... you cut the tail off a dog... and the dog dies...

jred250
Sep 7, 2003
F Zero Novice

Dango Bango posted:

PLAY THE GAME?!?

That felt intentional in a way like it's going to be in video packages leading up to a Pay-Per-View.

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

So, bell rings, KO gets speared and eats a pin.

I really don't see any other way this happens, they're not going to make KO look stronger than Lesnar.

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Bill Goldberg posted:

see here's the thing... you cut the tail off a dog... and the dog dies...

Best promo of all times. I still remember it verbatim.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Maybe he'll crucify Goldberg like HHH.

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
Haha, best.

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

I don't find the promo that bad? And I'm not even a positivity patrol.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

that ain't gonna happen, and here's why. let me tell you why............. because........ this is my time. and that ain't gonna happen, and here's why. let me tell you why............. because........ this is my time. and that ain't gonna happen, and here's why. let me tell you why............. because........ this is my time. and that ain't gonna happen, and here's why. let me tell you why............. because........ this is my time. and that ain't gonna happen, and here's why. let me tell you why.............

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I spent half that promo humming Goldberg's music as if to summon him to make it more interesting.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
why is braun fighting big show they need ot keep him strong for shaq

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



That's a fuckin' heel promo. Well done Steen.

Well, I liked it. To each his own.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

If they were smart, they'd have Jericho's music hit right as the bell rings, Owens looks over, gets speared, gets jackhammered.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

That was a bad promo

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I hate Braun's nickname

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks

cheese sandwich posted:

So, bell rings, KO gets speared and eats a pin.

I really don't see any other way this happens, they're not going to make KO look stronger than Lesnar.

They should make him look stronger than Lesnar because gently caress brock lesnar

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I was hoping he'd do that, re: Chris

Great promo. :discourse:

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks

bradzilla posted:

That was a bad promo

i disagree

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

MotU posted:

why is braun fighting big show they need ot keep him strong for shaq

make way new stars

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



That was a good promo, not his best but it had a very specific objective.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I hate people doing stupid suited HHH promos, but he pulled that off as well as you possibly can, I think.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I realized that Owens is just not that good. He his cool but he will never have a moment like last weeks again and that was totally on Jericho.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i miss cm punk and daniel bryan

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Raw actually got through an opening segment without Roman and/or Stephanie sniffing their own farts in the ring

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