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Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

Rhonne posted:

Putting them in a bunch of bad feuds in a row didn't help much.

I don't even remember who they feuded with before Rusev.

the shining stars lol

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Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Outstanding

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
haha

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

THANK YOU SHEAMUS

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Y'know, Sheamus is okay.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I actually do want Sheamus, as long as he murders Enzo.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Holy poo poo. Enzo got Sheamus real cheers.

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


WHY DOES HE HAVE A ZAYN MATCH

bartok
May 10, 2006



I love you Sheamus

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

MotU posted:

#ThankYouSheamus

hahah crowd trying to start this up

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
rip enzo, murdered by that kick

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
thank you sheamus

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Dango Bango posted:

THANK YOU SHEAMUS

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Are they just trying to make Enzo progressively less and less likable so when they turn Cass solo it'll be a relief

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
well yeah mick it is funny since they were supposed to stop wrestling each other for like a year

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
A Thank You Sheamus chant. :allears:

OH BOY OWENS VS. ZAYN AGAIN, gently caress YOU RAW.

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman


I'm an Earl Hebner mark, that is terrific

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

SilverMike posted:

WHY DOES HE HAVE A ZAYN MATCH

Remember their match that ended the feud forever?

Neither does anyone else now.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Oh boy, another Owens/Sami match.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Remember when Sami beat KO in a match of the year contender to end their rivalry once and for all?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
ommiss

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Why has Mick slowly been adapting HHH'S hair

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Codependent Poster posted:

Remember when Sami beat KO in a match of the year contender to end their rivalry once and for all?

nope

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Codependent Poster posted:

Remember when Sami beat KO in a match of the year contender to end their rivalry once and for all?

and then owens won on some random raw a bit afterward?

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

whyyyyy do they keep booking this loving ko vs sami match

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I'm sure this is just to advance the Joe/Zayn feud, tbh.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

CarlCX posted:

Are they just trying to make Enzo progressively less and less likable so when they turn Cass solo it'll be a relief

They're already at the point where Cass should be solo with Enzo as his manager or just gone.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

TheKingslayer posted:

You just know that guy is so repressed he's killing twinks on the weekends like Dahmer.

I personally get the feeling he's more of a poisoner by nature, since that's among the most passive-aggressive kinds of murder

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



cheese sandwich posted:

whyyyyy do they keep booking this loving ko vs sami match

they're insanely good together

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
The Owens-Zayn match is going to set up HHH's new stable. The bell may not even ring.

RedDevil
Jul 29, 2006

SHO NUFF
that kick looked like it legit knocked enzo out

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

Make Enzo so unlikeable that they can actually turn him heel and make his character make sense

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks

Abroham Lincoln posted:

they're insanely good together

but yes, if they wanted to re-establish Owens as a legitimate solo Championship Talent, an Owens-Zayn match is an incredibly good way to start that up.

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

Codependent Poster posted:

They're already at the point where Cass should be solo with Enzo as his manager or just gone.

I think Enzo is really entertaining, that post somebody made about him being some kind of lizard person when he kept licking his lips still makes me laugh. I think he's just the kind of weirdo TV needs, him and James Ellsworth.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Zayn is the #2 babyface on Raw with Seth Rollins injured

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

RedDevil posted:

that kick looked like it legit knocked enzo out

Selling is like literally the only thing Enzo can do well.

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
oh no, i'm getting an owens/zayn match. oh no, someone gave me a good match

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

They should do a ref bump in every match so no one will know which match Hebner will run in on.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Jesus christ that video package

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SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


ChuckDeNomolos posted:

oh no, i'm getting an owens/zayn match. oh no, someone gave me a good match

Give me that match with a good reason on a PPV or as an advertised main event, not at a random RAW with no stakes.

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