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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Are Jinder and Rusev a team for any other reason than they're both brown?

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Benne posted:

Why is Rusev still hanging out with Jinder Mahal

Better question, why isn't he still friends with The New Day?

Worse question, how long into this match until Titus shows up?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Jerusalem posted:

USA: Hey come watch the wacky hijinks of the detectives who investigate brutal sex crimes against children! :haw:

SVU would always be on at my work's lunch room. Nothing like being in a room full of people when you suddenly hear the tv blaring out "Susie, show us where he touched you"

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

VJeff posted:

I can't believe they couldn't find a loving match for New Day at WrestleMania.

Kofi has a ladder match to go lose while shortening his career.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Give Big E every title. Or any title.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Shame every swole black guy who got a main event push was dull as dishwasher. Big E was just a few years too late.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

CBJSprague24 posted:

Wh....why not just take the iPad and run with it?

That's no fun. Now Xavier ripping it apart like a hulk hogan tshirt, that's some *VROOOOOOOM* god dammit i cant wait for fastlane to be over.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

DeepDickPizza posted:

So none of the writers understand how technology works, apparently. Or Vince wrote the whole thing by himself.

Reminds me of Zoolander where they steal a computer that has files they need in it.... by stealing the monitor.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

CJTheran posted:

Kids these days. phoIt's an iMac; the monitor and computer are one piece,

Ah k so its like a phone. gotcha

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
They like feuding the UK guys. I remember when Neville faught Wade Barrett for like 4 months.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
If Jack just faded away as soon as Neville said "you don't exist" I would have died.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
How is Jack so intimidating while being so tiny and polite?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

tecnocrat posted:

Jack looked loving fantastic there. That's really well done.

He's one of the most legit badasses on the entire roster. Even in his feud with Daivari he'd try to be polite for like 2 minutes then just go "fine gently caress it, lets throw hands".

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Jack-chan noooo :cry:

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Writer Cath posted:

Gallagher's next feud should be with a Canadian, where they try to out-polite each other. Never even make it to the ring because they keep holding the door for the other guy.

Funny enough that's more likely to happen with Mustafa Ali than anyone else.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Codependent Poster posted:

Is it about time to see Alicia Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks?

They gotta change the ropes back, do a match, then change the ropes purple again before we see that.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I swear every jobber is trying to outdo each other in the "Who has the flattest rear end?" contest.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Why did they even stop playing Nia's music for the match?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Writer Cath posted:

Nia still looks super nice to me, like she doesn't have the mean part of the character down yet.

I swear she's only heel because "Is big"

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Aphrodite posted:

Big people are too angry about their bigness to be faces.


Bullshit, Big Show's been face 6 times this decade.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Shima Honnou posted:

Almost guaranteed which is a shame, I'd like to see how she'd play as a face.

I thought I wanted this for a second then I realized the writers will make every heel call her a fat pig every promo and I can't uncringe.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Kudos to Charlotte's tweets having the same punctuation as her promo style.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

That DICK! posted:

Every wrestle deserves it

A tear falls from Roman's eye when he realized he'll never get that chant.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Tyler Breeze, Bayley and the Ascension should lead an NXT Invasion angle.

Every week Apollo asks to join. They uncomfortably rub the back of their necks and look at the floor.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Bayley heel turn here would be good. "gently caress YEAH ITS MY TITLE"

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Jesus those abs, I buy her finisher now.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Sasha vs Steph and AJ vs Shane at wrestlemania.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Half the people are saying No just because they don't want another title change.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Push El Burrito posted:

Bayley you're small but that belt is only like half your size.

Alexa never said her belt was bigger than her even though it was.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

People dont call her Mrs. Helmsley. Not even Mrs. Game.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I feel like a jerk for complaining about Cena vs Orton and Owens vs Sami now.....



They do realize they have like a hundred people on the roster right?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Tweak posted:

Raw got 2 picks for every 1 Smackdown pick and somehow it feels like Raw has barely anyone on the roster

In hindsight, Smackdown waiting 6 months to indulge in a Cena vs Orton match showed a hell of alot of restraint.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Jiro posted:

Owens and Sami is consistently awesome though. Like every single time it's a fantastic match.

Yeah, hopefully it goes more than 10 mins before Joe comes out and snaps Sami's femur.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

dromal phrenia posted:

big shows abs snap and his enormous gut bursts through

It might not happen with Big Show but there's about a 40% chance it'll happen with Jinder once his supplements run out.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Supreme Allah posted:

beyley has to be some make-a-wish thing I just don't get

she had no talent or charisma yet despite her lack of any tangible skill, she never stopped dreaming of being rich & famous

I mean, she IS from California.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

DeepDickPizza posted:

That match was good as hell, but gently caress you WWE for teasing a ring-breaking spot and then just giving us Roman Reigns instead.

We call "giving us Roman Reigns instead" a "coming out at #30" now.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

dromal phrenia posted:

after he killed roman, BRAAAAAAUN should have just stomped on the ring and broke it

Giving Braun the Akuma push, I like it.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I wish we got the ring breaking from the roman spear just to see your reactions.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

friendo55 posted:

No ring break spot because The Rock is filming the final match scene for his new biopic movie about Paige after Raw ends.

Ring breaking in a Paige match. If they're going to take some creative liberties they should go full Million Dollar Baby with her injury.

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Oh no The Rock is going to get buried :ohdear:

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