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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Raw actually got through an opening segment without Roman and/or Stephanie sniffing their own farts in the ring

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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TheKingslayer posted:

Enzo and Cass breakup is drawing near.

Enzo would die a painful death as a singles wrestler

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Please stop trying to make "cuppa haters" happen

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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VJeff posted:

Cass would too.

The rare tag team where both guys are destined to be the Jannetty

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Dango Bango posted:

THAT UPPERCUT :stare:

e: GRAVES CALLED HIM CLAUDIO :lol:

Corey immediately goes quiet as Vince screams at him :lol:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Dango Bango posted:

THANK YOU SHEAMUS

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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I hope Braun and Big Show do a long chain wrestling sequence like Show/Kane

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Apparently Rock showed up before the Raw taping and Vince "fired" him http://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2017/2/20/14678876/vince-mcmahon-fired-the-rock-before-raw-los-angeles

Maybe that's the kayfabe reason for him to not appear on the show proper

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Jiro posted:

Oooooh I see to kill the crowd before Raw EVEN started. Nice. :suicide:

I'm not so sure about that, people still pop for YEEEEEERRRR FAAAAARRRRRDDD

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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What the gently caress was the point of that

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Why is Rusev still hanging out with Jinder Mahal

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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VJeff posted:

Let's talk about the WrestleMania graphics.

I think they're really good. What do you think?

I like them

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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OK I'll put a positive spin on this. 2 years ago Xavier Woods may have been on the verge of being cut. Now he's one of the company's top ambassadors and likely making a shitload of money in merch sales.

That's pretty cool, right? :unsmith:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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They're seriously taping up the ropes for:

-- A non-match beatdown
-- A contract signing

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Push El Burrito posted:

That was a terrible British accent, Neville.

He's from Newcastle, he can't help but sound like a LOTR villain.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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I thought Vince hates Obama

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Dango Bango posted:

It's always so weird to see early-first-term Obama vs. late-second-term Obama. Just proves how freaking stressful being President is.

And I find it interesting they didn't have any non-black superstars comment.

Trump already looked like poo poo when he got elected, can't imagine what he'll look like in 4 years.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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VJeff posted:

Bayley is good. Screw you guys.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Is Dana actually good at anything

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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So Braun/Show have to break the ring, right? That's the only logical payoff to this "reinforce the ring" angle they've been pushing all night.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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If this ends with a Shaq run-in I will never stop laughing

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