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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I guess everyone's out getting rowdy celebrating President's Day, huh?

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Oh poo poo, he's wearing a suit!!!!! Time for some dumb HHH bullshit.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I hate people doing stupid suited HHH promos, but he pulled that off as well as you possibly can, I think.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Enzo used to say cuppla haters with an 'L', right? And they dropped it to make the catchphrase worse. Or am I imagining that?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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uuuuggggghhhhh

Can't imagine a match I'd less rather see than Enzo and Cass vs. THE CLUB

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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reach42 posted:

The Owens-Zayn match is going to set up HHH's new stable. The bell may not even ring.

Yeah, I think it's this. Fat Suit Guyz.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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hahahaha jesus christ this again?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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what in the world?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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So they're really just gonna redo this match and play it straight, huh?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Nice. Handsome Rusev's roided up friend is back.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Jerusalem posted:

Wait... TMZ has its own show? Why?

I'm so old..... :smith:

TMZ has had a show for like a decade now, grampa.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Jerusalem posted:

Okay.... but why would anybody watch it?

It's on in the middle of the afternoon and is slightly hipper than Extra or Entertainment Tonight, I guess?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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exploded mummy posted:

Oh my god it's a Russian hacking joke

WWE Raw, always on the cutting edge of popular culture.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Great. Now we get a bunch of hacking jokes on commentary.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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So none of the writers understand how technology works, apparently. Or Vince wrote the whole thing by himself.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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CarlCX posted:

that was a lot sweeter and deeper a package than I thought they'd do for him, that was nice.

I'm honestly surprised he got a package at all. Thought it would just be the graphic at the top. But he was supposed to be one of the nicest guys in the business, right?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Push El Burrito posted:

I hope Power Rangers has that big ball pig.

The one who poops on his own balls? Seems good to me.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Share a cuppa...a cuppa haters.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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bartok posted:

It's me the guy in his 30's who might see the Power Rangers movie if it ever shows up on Netflix or something.

This is also me.


Neville is good, apparently.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Jack Gallagher is dumb and I hope Neville beats him sufficiently at the Vroom show.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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lol

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Whoa. Barack Obama and Rosa Parks. The two most historic black people.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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In honor of Black History Month, HHH should come out and announce a Network-exclusive tournament for the African-American Championship.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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This is a nice moment for Bailee before she has to hand her Title back over to Charlotte.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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SatansOnion posted:

Part of what makes these ring so hollow is how excruciatingly obvious it is that everyone involved is just kind of nodding along and paying lip service to these people who sure were historical golly gee whiz. These segments are obviously the product of a lot of people who don't quite understand why they're supposed to care about all this

:smith:

I bet all of these wrestlers actually have genuine feelings, too, but they're completely masked by the terrible scripting. Just like Raw in general.


Steph is the worst character in the history of fiction, by the way.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Do not listen to this garbage! Listen to Mia!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Bayley is the first Moron-American Women's Champion

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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goddammit

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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bartok posted:

I never thought I'd say this but when are we getting to the Big Show match?

I believe it is the actual main event. Which is hilarious.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Man, Raw is going to be an absolute wasteland when Jericho leaves to go play with Fozzy again.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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dromal phrenia posted:

big shows abs snap and his enormous gut bursts through

This would rule so much.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Aphrodite posted:

Probably doing a ring break spot if they're putting it there.

Yeah, I'd imagine so.

Although, aren't they supposed to do some filming afterward for Rock's movie? Are they going to have to set the ring back up? Or the script calls for an exploded ring, I guess, and they decided to book a ring-exploding match into the show?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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The HoF show is going to be good as heck.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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SilverMike posted:

Ah God, they really are going to do the triple threat at WM.

hahahahaha

Didn't you see Nia's promo? It's definitely going to be a fatal fourway, at the very least.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Oh poo poo. Didn't they say we're getting a Goldberg pre-taped interview as well? The Show/Braun match is literally just going to be one suplex that destroys the ring. No other moves.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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This Sami guy seems like a real loser.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Well, at least they didn't forget about Koloff completely.


Stephanie arghhhhhhhh

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Why the hell would you possibly try to play it off as if Brock is backstage for an interview but not coming out?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Not gonna lie, this extended close-up of Brock's face while Heyman promos is far and away the best thing on tonight's show.


hahahaha "reinforcing" just means they're trying to cover for the fact that they're rigging it to collapse

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Tonight's Raw has not been great. Better than they were a couple of months ago, but other than that...ehhhhhh.

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