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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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There's been lots of talk about Subway around these parts lately and I decided to check it out again. It was bad, what a mistake it was ordering from them! I got a toasted buffalo chicken sandwich, but they gave me ice cold chicken with it. Like what the gently caress? Was disgusting! Ice cold chicken on a hot sub? What the gently caress were they thinking? They used to actually microwave the drat chicken first.

Didn't even finish the first half of the sandwich before giving up on it.

Wish I went literally anywhere else for dinner tonight!

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
doesnt surprise me, OP. i once got food poisoning from subway and poo poo in my bed

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Yea, wish I would have gone to Five Guy's tonight dad.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Yea, wish I would have gone to Five Guy's tonight dad.

eating garbage out of a trash can is more appealing to me than subway inc.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
That's what you get for eating at Subway.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

goondolences

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
someone's not eating fresh tonight

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im having a blast tweeting and reading tweets come join me at https://www.twitter.com

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I ate fresh again today and they didn't do too bad. I actually got 2 subs since I'm in a horrible depression cycle. So now I have food for today and tomorrow. I got a turkey breast and splurged and got bacon on it. It wasn't bad. I also got a BMT for tomorrow.


I'm eating way too fresh. I'm in the danger zone.


Also, welcome back DGSW. Glad to know you're not dead.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^did you get the BMT x CCC yet?!?!?!

i ate fresh three times last week im not eating fresh at all this week

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I find my submarine sandwiches are not put together with care at that establishment

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Subway owns, idiots

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Subway owns, idiots
if only there was a place to post a comprehensive list of things that own

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Subway owns idiots

I don't think it's right for subway to own ppl, imo

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

if only there was a place to post a comprehensive list of things that own

The last stall in the mens shitter of the atrium at the cash register building in upper downtown denver colorado, united states, planet erf

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I love Subway. The Subway in town makes subs really good.

Jihad on Jimmy Johns.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

If Subway still had $5 footlongs I might go there sometimes, but with prices the way they are now? No way!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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OctoberBlues posted:

If Subway still had $5 footlongs I might go there sometimes, but with prices the way they are now? No way!

They got em for $6 this month. But yea, they served ice cold chicken on a sub that was supposed to be hot and toasted :(

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Maybe you should have asked them to microwave your sandwich, friend. This is basically the first thing they teach in EATING FRESH 101

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

They got em for $6 this month.

That's a 20% increase over $5! We haven't had 20% inflation since the days of $5 footlongs motherfucking goddammit! :argh:

kierrie
Jun 7, 2010
urgh the subway smell makes me want to puke./

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Their spinach is always really gross. I can't really put my finger on why.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

my dog died im sad posted:

Their spinach is always really gross. I can't really put my finger on why.

Because it is not actually spinach. :eng101: They use the leaves from redroot amaranth as they can get it for 12 cents cheaper a pound in bulk.

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
i ate at subway once please feel console me

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
Eat...............

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Flesh.......

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
What happened to Jared? Is he still in jail?

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

my dog died im sad posted:

What happened to Jared? Is he still in jail?

no he's a mod now

Kassoon
Nov 16, 2005

gonna hit you with his cockatrice
$6 for 11 inches is what I gave your mom because she's a nice lady that likes subway sandwiches

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


what are some good hot sauces to put on a subway sub?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Kassoon posted:

$6 for 11 inches is what I gave your mom because she's a nice lady that likes subway sandwiches

Yea, she said your rear end was quite sore after she gave you her full 11"

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Subway is the worst sandwich chain for that reason. If they actually make your sandwich right it's decent, but it's like a 50/50 shot that it will be half-rear end slapped together with veggies that have been sitting out. No other chain is anywhere close to as inconsistent.

Sensual Simian
Jun 7, 2004

summer jorts
Was outside of a Subway sandwichery the other day. Heard somebody call it "the Underground Railroad" and tsked because that's not even close to accurate.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Just get the Veggie Delight and get on with your day. Save some scratch and keep all the good flavor. Don't waste your time and body on their basement-tier meat.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Smythe posted:

Just get the Veggie Delight and get on with your day. Save some scratch and keep all the good flavor. Don't waste your time and body on their basement-tier meat.

Do this but bring your own 50 cent package of Carl Buddig meat to add. :grin:

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Smythe posted:

Just get the Veggie Delight and get on with your day. Save some scratch and keep all the good flavor. Don't waste your time and body on their basement-tier meat.

:yeah:

Subway's alright but lol remember Blimpie's how garbage was that place

there are a few still in existence and they don't even try to hide how sad they are

also I'm sad all the Quizno'ses around me closed they were pretty good

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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kindly ask the sandwich artiste to apply your own tin of king oscar mediterranean sardines

Kassoon
Nov 16, 2005

gonna hit you with his cockatrice

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Yea, she said your rear end was quite sore after she gave you her full 11"

I know it costs extra but holy guacamole!!

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

i used to vastly prefer jersey mike's to all the other sub chains

but they kept getting more expensive and now for the price of a jersey mike's you could just eat out at an actual restaurant or something.

so now it's not worth it. i don't like subway at all but for the price, it is food i guess.

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b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

my dog died im sad posted:

What happened to Jared? Is he still in jail?

He's probably enjoying a footlong right now.

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